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theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.


These Cubs tears are delicious

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New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的


Sandoval struck out?

notbrant
Jul 1, 2003



I don't always hit home runs, but when I do, I hit them 400+ feet.

Edit: didn't Pence lead the majors in avg HR distance last year?

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的


Can't wait to see how Matheny manages this game.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.




Welp, I'm out. gently caress this game.



later fellas.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Pouring one out for the arms we lost along the way.



Well I've been half right on how I thought this game would go so far.

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Now cracks a noble heart.


Colby

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS


GET IT TOGETHER BREW GUYS

SpiderHyphenMan
Mar 31, 2010

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Pillbug

You made Papi angry.

Shouldnta dun that.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Pouring one out for the arms we lost along the way.



notbrant posted:

I don't always hit home runs, but when I do, I hit them 400+ feet.

Edit: didn't Pence lead the majors in avg HR distance last year?

Not in avg. distance, but he did have the second longest one overall that year.

theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.


Well what the gently caress guys

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS


jesus christ

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010


This Blue Jays Royals game is art of some sort. Not like, the good sort, but art.

fluffer muffle
Oct 15, 2010

RE: RUN SUPPORT

Honestly, this isn't what I was expecting.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes

Fallen Rib

Man, Wainwright's not having a good night.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Pouring one out for the arms we lost along the way.



Maybe the Cubs left enough residue on the Giants from their series?

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes

Fallen Rib

Ambassador of Funk posted:

Maybe the Cubs left enough residue on the Giants from their series?

I need you to dissect this joke, I'm sorry. I mean, I get the general intent, but it's not worded very well.

Jim Dwyer
Mar 29, 2014


boston game turning into an umpshow now

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Pouring one out for the arms we lost along the way.



BearDrivingTruck posted:

I need you to dissect this joke, I'm sorry. I mean, I get the general intent, but it's not worded very well.

The Cubs are the only other team that has done well against Waino. The Giants just played them last series. I am making this process sound intentionally both overly superstitious and somewhat sexual.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Thanks Pham


bluh posted:

boston game turning into an umpshow now

Mother nature is tired of this game

Saint Jimmy
Jul 5, 2006



Ricky Weeks playing like.....not poo poo.

Crimson Sox
Jan 16, 2008

Bromance


The Red Sox using their 4th manager of the game

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Thanks Pham


When do we get to the point where there's a player coach?

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Pouring one out for the arms we lost along the way.



So why was Workman ejected?

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Mar 31, 2010

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Pillbug

Umps can eat poo poo.

Jim Dwyer
Mar 29, 2014


Ambassador of Funk posted:

So why was Workman ejected?

he lost control of a pitch that flew behind longoria's head and the ump immediately tossed him

it definitely had nothing to do with the rain

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Mar 31, 2010

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Pillbug

Ambassador of Funk posted:

So why was Workman ejected?
Pitch way behind the head. Guess that counts as intentional even though downpour.

If Rays pitching hits someone this will get legendary.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Pouring one out for the arms we lost along the way.



Hey remember that game where Dempster pegged Alex Rodriguez and then A-Rod hit a go-ahead homer? I do. Good times.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Thanks Pham


Well if Price gets 2 quick outs next inning it'll be interesting.

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

I was in the car during the beginning of the game, but I think I can speak for all Giants fans when I say that tagging Wainwright for 5 runs in the first two innings is exactly how I expected this game to go.

Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.


Mike Krukow thinks every ball thrown near a batter is intentional

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.


Steve Pearce owns.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes

Fallen Rib

Colonel Whitey posted:

Mike Krukow thinks every ball thrown near a batter is intentional

Well, that's what we get for running up the score

theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.


Cmon Marco. You're a cool dude, but this is getting rediculous.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes

Fallen Rib

nooooooo

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

What the gently caress, Hicks

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes

Fallen Rib

Phew.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004



for a pitcher as good as bumgarner, getting five outs in an inning is no big deal

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

Bumgarner so stronk

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Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Pouring one out for the arms we lost along the way.



All according to plan.

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