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Which heat scrub is gonna blow up for 15+ points tonight? check all that applies
This poll is closed.
james jones 11 11.83%
toney douglas 9 9.68%
lebron james 30 32.26%
greg oden 28 30.11%
none of the above 15 16.13%
Total: 52 votes
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Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP


I went to Indianapolis for Gen Con not knowing what it was. Needless to say my judgement of Indianapolis is a bit skewed.

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pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.


Manstrocity posted:

Apparently the hiphop music slang for Indianapolis is "nap town" which is just adorable.

Yeah we love our naps in Indianapolis.

strifetoe
Nov 27, 2007


Greg Oden looks so happy

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

TFLC
(Trophy Feline Lifting Crew)


Oden jumped during the presentation. This scares me.

Vire
Nov 4, 2005

Like a Bosh


Haha Greg looks so happy

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


Get ready for a lot of Lebron holding up the trophy jokes

vyst
Aug 25, 2009





strifetoe posted:

Greg Oden looks so happy

I love Greg Oden so much. His body has treated him like poo poo and he seems like such a genuinely good dude.

PantsFreeZone
May 31, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo


Greg! Nice trophy, bro!

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004



strifetoe posted:

Greg Oden looks so happy

The human victory cigar

We might get that Oden-Durant finals

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????


Classy move Heat players, that was awesome

Mr. Funktastic
Dec 27, 2012



College Slice

greg oden gets the ecf trophy

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

Aloy, Despite the Nora


Spolestra is the luckiest motherfucker on earth

3 DONG HORSE
May 21, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization



Lebron: getting so wasted tonight

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007





Grimey Drawer

Also guys I don't really hate the Heat any more, there are just a couple vestiges of annoyance left over. The team I really hate now is the Thunder. If the Thunder win the WCF then go Heat, y'all.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



old dog child posted:

Lebron: getting so wasted tonight

Monitor his wasted meter on the Lebron app!

Bashez
Jul 19, 2004



Looking back now.

The eastern conference playoffs were terrible.

There were only two good teams and one of those good teams was playing such bad basketball they wouldn't have even made the playoffs if they'd played that way all year.

The Heat just won the eastern conference and haven't played a team playing above average ball.

Do they try to "fix" the playoffs in the offseason?

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


Who is that random skinny dude in the locker room that gets to wear a finals hat and high five every player

PantsFreeZone
May 31, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo


Bashez posted:

Looking back now.

The eastern conference playoffs were terrible.

There were only two good teams and one of those good teams was playing such bad basketball they wouldn't have even made the playoffs if they'd played that way all year.

The Heat just won the eastern conference and haven't played a team playing above average ball.

Do they try to "fix" the playoffs in the offseason?

You have no friends, right?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

Aloy, Despite the Nora


nachos posted:

Who is that random skinny dude in the locker room that gets to wear a finals hat and high five every player

I don't know but he's in every single championship locker room in every sport and it pisses me off.

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

TFLC
(Trophy Feline Lifting Crew)


I think Beasley is wearing Juwan Howard's suit.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007



Lipstick Apathy

Bashez posted:

Looking back now.

The eastern conference playoffs were terrible.

There were only two good teams and one of those good teams was playing such bad basketball they wouldn't have even made the playoffs if they'd played that way all year.

The Heat just won the eastern conference and haven't played a team playing above average ball.

Do they try to "fix" the playoffs in the offseason?

What? These were some of the top to bottom most entertaining overall series' since I started watching in 2003

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Bashez posted:

Looking back now.

The eastern conference playoffs were terrible.

There were only two good teams and one of those good teams was playing such bad basketball they wouldn't have even made the playoffs if they'd played that way all year.

The Heat just won the eastern conference and haven't played a team playing above average ball.

Do they try to "fix" the playoffs in the offseason?

Hey now, the terribad Pacers played .500 ball and that would have been in the playoffs.

Also no, you don't change the playoffs over a temporary imbalance and lose all meaning to conferences.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009





nachos posted:

Who is that random skinny dude in the locker room that gets to wear a finals hat and high five every player

Autism speaks.

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP


Love Double J Jason Jackson pulling the camera guy by the belt.

Bashez
Jul 19, 2004



Eltoasto posted:

Hey now, the terribad Pacers played .500 ball and that would have been in the playoffs.

Also no, you don't change the playoffs over a temporary imbalance and lose all meaning to conferences.

Travel time has been reduced dramatically so the real meaning of conferences has already gone away.

And .500 ball wouldn't make the playoffs in the west!

GobiasIndustries posted:

What? These were some of the top to bottom most entertaining overall series' since I started watching in 2003

The only good series was Toronto and Brooklyn.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007





Grimey Drawer

Bashez posted:

The only good series was Toronto and Brooklyn.

Yeah, the West is where the series all owned.

I don't agree with Bashez on the rest of it though.

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Bashez posted:

Copeland +7.

Vogel blew it.

I'll say! Absolute nonsense that they wait 6 games to warm him up, but once again he leads the rest of the team in +/-, a 30+ point advantage over PG and some of the starters

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know


Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I don't know but he's in every single championship locker room in every sport and it pisses me off.

Drake?

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends


Plaster Town Cop

The eastern conference first round was so much fun

strifetoe
Nov 27, 2007


Bashez posted:

Travel time has been reduced dramatically so the real meaning of conferences has already gone away.

And .500 ball wouldn't make the playoffs in the west!


The only good series was Toronto and Brooklyn.

you are the worst poster in sas

vyst
Aug 25, 2009





strifetoe posted:

you are the worst poster in sas

There are quite a few candidates for this.

Twat McTwatterson
May 31, 2011


strifetoe posted:

you are the worst poster in sas

whew there are a lot of terrible posters here, and bashez don't even crack the top 10

Mr. Funktastic
Dec 27, 2012



College Slice

strifetoe
Nov 27, 2007


Vogel just called lebron the MJ of our era. jesus skip bayless is going to short circuit

Mr. Funktastic
Dec 27, 2012



College Slice

strifetoe posted:

Vogel just called lebron the MJ of our era. jesus skip bayless is going to short circuit

if it helps he's already saying that if the mavs were in the east they would've beaten the heat in 7 to go to the finals

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.


nachos posted:

Who is that random skinny dude in the locker room that gets to wear a finals hat and high five every player

That's PantsFreeZone posting from the locker room.

PantsFreeZone
May 31, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo


Skip Bayless is a retard. He's screaming about Dallas being able to win the East right now.

SeannieDarko posted:

That's PantsFreeZone posting from the locker room.

If I was in the lockerroom right now I wouldn't have time to post because I'd be trying to hit up every single player for money and stealing poo poo.

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

TFLC
(Trophy Feline Lifting Crew)


This is the most awkward press conference.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004


PantsFreeZone posted:

Skip Bayless is a retard. He's screaming about Dallas being able to win the East right now.

Skip is the Ann Coulter of sports, a complete idiot that says poo poo to get attention. Both are best to be ignored.

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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



quote:

@MettaWorldPeace
Blow up a back to back eastern conference team. For what? Some teams cant even make the playoffs. Pacers are fine!!!

Ah the voice of reason

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