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The last wipe should always be with a baby wipe you mongoloids.
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gary oldmans diary posted:maybe your poo poo wasnt coming out fast enough for you and you pinched it off and now remnants of the turd paste held in place by your sphincter are let loose as you move please don't act like the people in this thread are rookie wipers. i would know if i didn't get everything outside the sphincter. this is extremely insulting
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Wiping is not the issue. I'll poo poo, wipe thoroughly and then work for an hour or so and then be struck with the realization that I have to wipe again
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May 31, 2014 08:18
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mookface posted:Wiping is not the issue. I'll poo poo, wipe thoroughly and then work for an hour or so and then be struck with the realization that I have to wipe again Try boxer briefs.
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May 31, 2014 08:18
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mookface posted:Wiping is not the issue. I'll poo poo, wipe thoroughly and then work for an hour or so and then be struck with the realization that I have to wipe again you are in the right and all of these people have skids.
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May 31, 2014 08:19
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if i'm 25 and i wipe an average of 3-4 times a session that means i've wiped almost 30k times or more in my lifetime that's a LOT of wiping. i think malcolm gladwell says if you do something 10000 times you become a pro. i'm a master asswipe just like him
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mookface posted:Like for no reason it's been like hours since your last bowel movement and you haven't really been farty or anything but you just know things aren't right down there. Maybe after a long drive or something and youre all 'poo poo, I've got to wipe my rear end' and you do and it turned out to be a pretty good idea. How does this happen? sure, why not? there's really no down side.
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May 31, 2014 08:27
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Perk of being old and fat instead of dying young and crazy. Poop whenever wherever.
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May 31, 2014 08:27
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wait are we talking about having to wipe your rear end randomly because of poop or just sweat if you buy a gold bond buttplug it could probably solve the latter
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May 31, 2014 08:29
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THS posted:please don't act like the people in this thread are rookie wipers. i would know if i didn't get everything outside the sphincter. this is extremely insulting not a rookie wiper you say you dont even understand anus mechanics 101
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May 31, 2014 08:37
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gary oldmans diary posted:im saying how poo poo isnt on the outside of the anus until well after the wiping is done to completion these scrubs have never used an rear end before
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May 31, 2014 08:38
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i have gotten kind of itchy in that area before when i take care of it i feel like a worthless human being but at the same time i'm like "this feels amazing, why doesn't everyone do this?" i imagine it's how heroin addicts feel
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May 31, 2014 09:01
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I strongly suggest itemizing everything that could be back there, viz.: stray fecal bits, dingleberries, butt sweat, rectal mucus, blood, tiny fibers from the TP, etc. Break it down so as to analyze it.
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May 31, 2014 09:14
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gary oldmans diary posted:im saying how some poo poo isnt on the outside of the anus until well after the wiping is done to completion He knows his way around an anus
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May 31, 2014 09:15
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i've douched cavities you goons wouldn't believe... erect penises on fire spurting past my shoulder. i watched fruit flavored condoms glitter in the dark near my tannhauser gate. all those.. moments.. will be lost in time, like *cough* fecal matter... in.. a toilet. time.. to poop...
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May 31, 2014 09:25
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prolapsed anus
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May 31, 2014 09:26
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mookface posted:Like for no reason it's been like hours since your last bowel movement and you haven't really been farty or anything but you just know things aren't right down there. Maybe after a long drive or something and youre all 'poo poo, I've got to wipe my rear end' and you do and it turned out to be a pretty good idea. How does this happen? Just to be on the safe side, go have a talk with a doctor. I had that kind of poo poo happen to me occasionally, but I just counted it on me being a goonlord who doesn't always eat well and who tends to burn the midnight oil occasionally. It always stopped once I cleaned up my act, but came back if I started gooning it up again. Then I had to take some antibiotics due to an infected bugbite, got horrible horrible diarrhoea that just wouldn't stop, got to hospital, the doctors were all "this poo poo ain't right", did colonoscopy, turns out ALL of my colon was completely inflamed, and it was some form of Crohn's that had been quietly brewing there, until the antibiotics triggered it. I'm better now, although I have to be careful with what I eat, but seriously, you might have something going on in your bowels. Ask your doctor to stick a camera up your rear end. It'll be worth it.
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ya sometimes, ill get like 5 mins to poop at work and rush the wipe-job but don't realize it till like 10 mins after I go back to wOrk
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May 31, 2014 09:27
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too much olestra causing anal leakage but i just gotta have my wow chips
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May 31, 2014 09:32
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maybe wipe your butt a little sooner, if you hang out on the toilet too long it gets dry and harder to get off with just TP 30 minutes of butt sweat later and now your asscrack is a new delhi alleyway you can test this yourself by wiping until it's coming off clean, then getting some TP wet and then rubbing it on your butt (or just use a wet wipe). did it come off dirty? problem identified i hope you appreciate this 'lifehack' for swamp rear end, OP. Bleu fucked around with this message at 09:42 on May 31, 2014 |
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May 31, 2014 09:40
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Bleu posted:maybe wipe your butt a little sooner, if you hang out on the toilet too long it gets dry and harder to get off with just TP There's water directly underneath your butt how do you not have wet tp?
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May 31, 2014 15:24
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yeah, when im on stimulants =\
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May 31, 2014 15:26
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tucks + talcum = comfort
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THS posted:i've douched cavities you goons wouldn't believe... erect penises on fire spurting past my shoulder. i watched fruit flavored condoms glitter in the dark near my tannhauser gate. all those.. moments.. will be lost in time, like *cough* fecal matter... in.. a toilet. time.. to poop... 
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May 31, 2014 16:09
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPoQHHxqmmE&t=77s
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May 31, 2014 16:13
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Sometimes you just gotta scrape down the sides a little
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May 31, 2014 17:30
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Why, yes, yes I do.
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May 31, 2014 17:31
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many artificial sweeteners can cause anal leakage hth op
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THS posted:i've douched cavities you goons wouldn't believe... erect penises on fire spurting past my shoulder. i watched fruit flavored condoms glitter in the dark near my tannhauser gate. all those.. moments.. will be lost in time, like *cough* fecal matter... in.. a toilet. time.. to poop... This is the most beautiful post I have ever read
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http://youtu.be/F93ssIqlrAU?t=15s
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May 31, 2014 18:07
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THS posted:i've douched cavities you goons wouldn't believe... erect penises on fire spurting past my shoulder. i watched fruit flavored condoms glitter in the dark near my tannhauser gate. all those.. moments.. will be lost in time, like *cough* fecal matter... in.. a toilet. time.. to poop... 
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porkchop_express posted:too much olestra causing anal leakage but i just gotta have my wow chips
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May 31, 2014 18:45
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op maybe you have a hemmroid lettin poop by
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not usually, op
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