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Tea is...
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Super awesome! 34 52.31%
I hate dirt in water. 17 26.15%
I like drinking pee. 14 21.54%
Total: 65 votes
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Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
White people are really bad at drinking tea. They put milk and sugar and honey and all sorts of unnecessary crap in it. I guess drinking a zero calorie beverage with antioxidant properties would just make too much sense for their stupid brains.

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Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Jaur posted:

haha, yeah. loving white people, am i right :jerkbag:


Carborundum posted:

I will fight you IRL over this.

Sorry you whiteys have no taste. Don't worry, it's a genetic defect and thus not entirely your fault.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

psyopmonkey posted:

Some people like to drink things that are tasty. Doesnt mean its wrong. :colbert:

Exactly, and then white people come around and completely gently caress it up.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

psyopmonkey posted:

Thats not tea. Its sugar water with flavoring. You hush your dirty mouth.

Isn't that what you're advocating in the OP moron?

I've got this $10,000 brick of pu-erh, lets add a bunch of milk and sugar to it!

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

psyopmonkey posted:

Not at all. Real tea is steeped and made in a proper container. I use a French Press, loose leaf, and boiling water to make my tea. I never add sugar. I use either coconut milk or honey.

Can your fat gullet enjoy anything without adding sugar to it?

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

psyopmonkey posted:

Tea from the south is garbage.

"HEY HON, YALL WANT SOME SWEET TEA!?" *smacks gum like retard

That's literally what you drink. You do realize you're mocking yourself right?

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Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

psyopmonkey posted:

Sweet tea from South Crackalacky or Georgia is EXTREMELY sweet.

My tea has flavor, a bit of a tanic flavor, and a hint of coconut.

Youre wrong and youre dumb.

You put sugar in tea because you can't handle the actual flavor of tea. Why not drink a soda if you're so desperate to quench your sugar cravings?

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