Hot Sauce: Always have a friend touch your penis for you

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Bogart: Apr 12, 2010; by VideoGames

Comb Your Beard posted:

Is it cool to talk about making hot sauce in this thread?

I usually make hot sauce with formerly fresh frozen whole peppers (minus the stem and the core where it attaches obvi). Then whole garlic, salt, vinegar, blend, minimal filtering. Then I bottle it in old 12 oz Crystal hot sauce bottles thinned out a bit with a thinner commercial brand like Crystal or Goya.

Got some dried chile de rbols that are quite hot. Thinking split them lengthwise, destem, dump, rehydrate in white vinegar, then use them the same way I would the thawed ones, reserving vinegar for later. Good plan or nah?

Cholula uses rbols and that stuff is quality in my opinion.

That should probably be fine. It's pretty similar to the recipe I like to use. Maybe save some seeds to blend if you want more heat, and throw in some honey?

e: May as well post the recipe. http://www.bluekaleroad.com/2013/01/homemade-sriracha.html

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Bogart: Apr 12, 2010; by VideoGames

Missing Name posted:

So, uh...

Is it safe to say that if I've never made hot sauce before and have this kit, just throw poo poo together and see what sticks? With documentation, of course

Worst thing that happens is that it's gross. Try it! :justpost:

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Bogart: Apr 12, 2010; by VideoGames

Submarine Sandpaper posted:

Only one sauce in there that features a pepper > 1 mil and it's surrounded by fruit and concentrates. Weak poo poo.

I like to taste the food, though. :ohdear:

The pineapple-mango one sounds right up my alley.

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Bogart: Apr 12, 2010; by VideoGames

I'm sorry. Scorpions, as in, the bug? She grinds up bugs in her hot sauce?

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Bogart: Apr 12, 2010; by VideoGames

Mikes hot honey is good stuff tho

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Bogart: Apr 12, 2010; by VideoGames

The best bit of super hot related media is the Chili Klaus where he makes the Danish National Orchestra take a pepper each and then try to play Tango Jalousie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuvUaFp_qMQ

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Bogart: Apr 12, 2010; by VideoGames

Friends don�t let friends touch penis with peppers on

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