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King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet
Hey all, I have a pretty big dick, I mean we're talking like arm length haha. Anyway I got to thinkin last night about tryin to suck my own dick but I'm worried that might be gay or something? ?

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Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
haha no

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
If I could suck my own dick I wouldnt have any time to poo poo post

azreal
Sep 2, 2011

Autofellatio is masturbation


Suck that dillz proudly, yo

ProfessorLoomis
Apr 5, 2007

I LUST FOR MONKEY DEATH
Every idiot here is a homosexual because they've been giving handjobs for their entire lives, if sucking your own dick makes you gay

Arcaeris
Mar 15, 2006
you feed the girls to other girls

:stare:
if dudes could suck their own dicks SA wouldnt exist

makes u think

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
what about cumming in ur mouth

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Zzulu posted:

what about cumming in ur mouth

its only gay if you swallow

azreal
Sep 2, 2011

No cum no point

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
I imagine it wouldn't be as good as getting a blowjob from a girl. Why don't you just do that whenever you need to put your dick in a mouth.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
um op why would it be any gayer than strokin' your own dick??

suck away :)

Bret Hart
Nov 28, 2010

I'd rather cum in a guy's rear end

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
no it's fun productive and a cool thing to do all around

it's a talent you can market as well :gooncamp: (imagine everyone staring has $'s for eyes)

Sagabal
Apr 24, 2010

Please post video

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
wet butt sucked his own dick and he plowed mad twitter pussy

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

Grant DaNasty posted:

its only gay if you swallow

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d6UQawTuBY

SYSV Fanfic
Sep 9, 2003

by Pragmatica
I could probably suck my dick, but I've never tried because I thought it was kind of homo.

Sagabal
Apr 24, 2010

Carver Crisis posted:

wet butt sucked his own dick and he plowed mad twitter pussy

Forums user "Anne Frank Fanfic" uploaded a video of him sucking he absurdly large penis in front of a twitter girl to liveleak
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=153_1401413519

Wooten
Oct 4, 2004

My best friend and I suck each other's dicks all the time, it's only gay when we cuddle and kiss each other's foreheads. HTH

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
i recently watched a video where a tranny was sucking her own cock and came in her own mouth. I'm still tryin to work out the complex sexuality of that scenario.

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Marxist Hobo posted:

Forums user "Anne Frank Fanfic" uploaded a video of him sucking he absurdly large penis in front of a twitter girl to liveleak
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=153_1401413519

hot

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
Related question, if you have a time machine, is it gay to go back in time to gently caress your past self?

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty

Mymla posted:

Related question, if you have a time machine, is it gay to go back in time to gently caress your past self?

only if you had a sex change between now and then and manage to impregnate yourself and spawn some kind of incarnate hell-creature portal to the mirror dimension

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
You willingly put a dick in your mouth, of course youre gay.

-a quote from a mod on this forum on this issue from a long time ago.

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

no it makes you bisexual you loving idiot

Mr.Rabbit
May 17, 2013

i hear tell that it's more like having a dick in your mouth than it is getting your dick sucked
makes u think

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
would it really matter if it was gay or not

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

i recently watched a video where a tranny was sucking her own cock and came in her own mouth. I'm still tryin to work out the complex sexuality of that scenario.

i think its the opposite of 'penis envy'

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Do it and then answer this question when someone asks:

"Do you suck dick?"

Shuffle
Feb 3, 2011

DEA Sloth!
No Fast Movements!

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

i recently watched a video where a tranny was sucking her own cock and came in her own mouth. I'm still tryin to work out the complex sexuality of that scenario.

your link isn't working

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
i herd gbs had a phallus of excessive length for the autofellatio challenge, making it imperative to graft an extra pair of ribs upon it for a handicap. to warrant a spectacle.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
if it's gay to suck your own dick then it's gay to masturbate

Telemarchitect
Oct 1, 2009

TOUCH THE KNOB

Grant DaNasty posted:

its only gay if you swallow

im gay

BOAT SHOWBOAT
Oct 11, 2007

who do you carry the torch for, my young man?
what kind of dicK/

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

BOAT SHOWBOAT posted:

what kind of dicK/

a long one presumably

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