tell rad stories from the bible itt

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > tell rad stories from the bible itt

Izumi Konata: May 4, 2012; by Ralp

Luigi Thirty posted:

the moral of the story is give everything you own to the community

don't cheat on your tithes by making living expenses tax-deductible.

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Izumi Konata: May 4, 2012; by Ralp

The Feldman Felcher posted:

Proverbs 23:27-28
"For a whore is a deep ditch; and a strange woman is a narrow pit. She also lieth in wait as for a prey, and increaseth the transgressors among men."

could go for a lil trangressing myself...

Lord, please drag this ox from a strange woman on this sabbath day...

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Izumi Konata: May 4, 2012; by Ralp

azreal posted:

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I was like "drat god, you're kind of a dick!"

god doesn't need a dam, he could wlk on water.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2014 01:29

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