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Seqenenra
Oct 11, 2005
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Akula Raskolnikova posted:

Just got a call from Corpsman A school, asking why I haven't checked into the barracks. I graduated on Thursday, checked out of the barracks and loaded all of my stuff up into my car, and left for two weeks of leave. And this Cheif demanded that I drive 700 miles back, tonight, because he wanted me to check in and then properly remove myself from the system they make you scan into for liberty, and he wanted me to do it before he got off duty at 7 am. Ignoring the fact that I'm on leave, I'm also at a completely different command, and I don't even live in barracks anymore.

Tell him you're on your way just so you get his hopes up.

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Oct 11, 2005
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tuluk posted:

longtime navy dudes
...barring the movie Mister Roberts(every enlisted guy was a buddyfucker), whats the most accurate to the real navy movie or book you've seen or read?
I starting re-reading Thomas Pynchon's "V", and the US Navy small boat bits in it are so full of bizzare, stupid, inane things that it screams legit US NAVY enlisted experience to me.

Read this.

Seqenenra
Oct 11, 2005
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krispykremessuck posted:

lmao


bringing discredit to the service from loving space owns

Time to have a new tailhook convention, old school style.

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Oct 11, 2005
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MancXVI posted:

That guy is such a loving tool.

I never met him, but I do know some of the people that he had problems with and they are pretty bad. DCCM Assface comes to mind.

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Oct 11, 2005
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Arione posted:

Boomers, F'n POGS.

What do you get when HT's work with AG's? A poo poo storm!

Hide with pride!

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Oct 11, 2005
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vulturesrow posted:

For those of you who have done time on a ship in the yards, where do the nobles house themselves when they can't use their staterooms? This may or may not be relevant to a set of orders I am looking at.

In 7th Fleet there is a berthing barge converted from some old amphib, the nobles use the old Officer Country on it.

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Oct 11, 2005
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KetTarma posted:

My detailer got a letter of reprimand for being a piece of poo poo. Made me smile when I found out.

What did he do?

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Oct 11, 2005
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KetTarma posted:

Constantly misrepresenting everything to everyone. Lying about his numbers to his bosses and lying about billets to sailors.

When did detailers start getting punished for this? Next thing you'll tell me that they are also getting into trouble for giving their friends all of the choice billets.

Seqenenra
Oct 11, 2005
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You're really living life in the danger zone.

Seqenenra
Oct 11, 2005
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I pretended to work while the forums were down.

Seqenenra
Oct 11, 2005
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orange juche posted:

just wanna say lean six sigma is the worst loving thing i have ever seen

The navy really drank the koolaid with this program.

Seqenenra
Oct 11, 2005
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orange juche posted:

optimizing my keystrokes and minimizing waste shipmate

bz

Seqenenra
Oct 11, 2005
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poopkitty posted:

Some officer just got a nasty complaint on his desk. We'll see what happens.

I found your complaint.

Seqenenra
Oct 11, 2005
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Sorry, I'll give her a counseling sheet tomorrow at work.

Seqenenra
Oct 11, 2005
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Somebody go move it to the Marine's thread.

Seqenenra
Oct 11, 2005
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Yard House is pretty good for a bar and grill. Half yard tall beers and something like 60 beers to choose from. Not that I am encouraging you to drink.

Seqenenra
Oct 11, 2005
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My chief used to get in my poo poo about glorifying booze.

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Oct 11, 2005
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He was the chief that would yell at me for glorifying drinking, yell at the division for drinking on liberty and then come in at about 0600 from the Honch stinking like booze with red eyes and barely able to stand. :chiefsay:

Seqenenra
Oct 11, 2005
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To be honest, I was there for the giant beers. There I go glorifying alcohol again.

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Oct 11, 2005
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I like just about anywhere during happy hour.

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