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bulletsponge13: Apr 28, 2010

Dantu posted:

Remember that MP chick masturbating in her OIF barracks with "Cat Scratch Fever" as the soundtrack? Pretty sure my counterpart in 1st CAV gave that file to me first thing when we did RIP/TOA. There was one other one too, but I can't remember much about it. EVERYONE in Iraq had those two on their computers in OIF3.

Not me. :-(

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 02:13

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

I want this for my desk at work.

# ? Jun 3, 2014 02:53

Fucitol: May 8, 2005; Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam

Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris

Dantu posted:

Remember that MP chick masturbating in her OIF barracks with "Cat Scratch Fever" as the soundtrack? Pretty sure my counterpart in 1st CAV gave that file to me first thing when we did RIP/TOA. There was one other one too, but I can't remember much about it. EVERYONE in Iraq had those two on their computers in OIF3.

If your rip/toa didn't include at least the slideshow video of the AF chicks going gangbusters on themselves than you were set up for failure. This is esp true if the video was passed over SIPR lines.

# ? Jun 3, 2014 04:19

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

ZappDash posted:

AF chicks going gangbusters on themselves

i love that video

for reals

# ? Jun 3, 2014 04:44

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Hot Hispanic chicks are pretty much the master-race

# ? Jun 3, 2014 16:41

nwin: Feb 25, 2002; make's u think

PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

i love that video

for reals

Eh? Where's that at

# ? Jun 3, 2014 17:56

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

Post the goddamn videos, for gently caress's sake! :argh:

# ? Jun 3, 2014 18:31

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

nwin posted:

Eh? Where's that at

nsfw
https://www.activeduty.com

# ? Jun 3, 2014 18:42

Dingleberry: Aug 21, 2011

elite_garbage_man posted:

nsfw
https://www.activeduty.com

Rude.

# ? Jun 3, 2014 23:04

Bulky Bartokomous: Nov 3, 2006; In Mypos, only the strong survive.

ZappDash posted:

If your rip/toa didn't include at least the slideshow video of the AF chicks going gangbusters on themselves than you were set up for failure. This is esp true if the video was passed over SIPR lines.

Haha yeah, The slideshow. I loved listening to all the different back stories people made up. It was an LT! It was an E-4 from finance! They were in 1st Armored Division! My buddy knows her, they're in 1st CAV!

# ? Jun 4, 2014 01:25

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Anybody have any experience dealing with Salient Federal Solutions? They seem to be interested in paying me entertaining amounts of money to spend a year overseas.

# ? Jun 4, 2014 03:56

vulturesrow: Sep 25, 2011; _{Always gotta pay it forward.}

Godholio posted:

Anybody have any experience dealing with Salient Federal Solutions? They seem to be interested in paying me entertaining amounts of money to spend a year overseas.

Do you have to recruit 3 more people to also go overseas?

# ? Jun 4, 2014 05:38

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

No...is that a reference I'm not picking up?

# ? Jun 4, 2014 05:59

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Godholio posted:

No...is that a reference I'm not picking up?

Probably an honest question from one brother officer to another.

# ? Jun 4, 2014 06:03

vulturesrow: Sep 25, 2011; _{Always gotta pay it forward.}

Godholio posted:

No...is that a reference I'm not picking up?

Poor attempt at a pyramid scheme joke.

# ? Jun 4, 2014 06:17

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

The only reason I check the Leper's Colony anymore is to see if Shim, Gleep or KFFF did something hilarious.

# ? Jun 4, 2014 16:43

gleep gloop: Aug 16, 2005; GROSS SHIT

Teacher asks "What happened in 1964 to change baseball?" Girl answers "World war II"

# ? Jun 4, 2014 21:23

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

# ? Jun 4, 2014 22:09

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

ded posted:

That dude has a nice rack.

# ? Jun 5, 2014 09:51

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

That dude has a nice rack.

First thing I thought because this is GiP, "that's probably a tranny".

# ? Jun 5, 2014 16:34

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Mike-o posted:

First thing I thought because this is GiP, "that's probably a tranny".

# ? Jun 5, 2014 17:05

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Seems to be a real chick according to GIS

:nws:

https://www.google.com/search?q=connerjay&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=Z5-QU9_dGoisyATy2oDIDA&ved=0CCgQsAQ&biw=1422&bih=938&dpr=0.9 :nws:

# ? Jun 5, 2014 17:49

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

She has an MFC profile, and that site doesn't allow dudes. Must be legit.

:nws:

http://profiles.myfreecams.com/Connerjay :nws:

# ? Jun 5, 2014 21:12

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

# ? Jun 5, 2014 22:33

Delizin: Nov 9, 2005; It may not be interracial, but it is black and white.

Washington Post posted:

Senators announced a sweeping bipartisan agreement Thursday to address several issues at the beleaguered Department of Veterans Affairs with hopes of approving the agreement next week and sending it to the House for swift approval.

The agreement would allow veterans who live more than 40 miles from a VA facility or who are experiencing long wait times to seek care at other government or private medical facilities. Senators also propose providing $500 million for VA to hire more doctors and nurses to meet growing demand nationwide.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2014/06/05/senators-reach-bipartisan-deal-on-bill-to-fix-va/?wpsrc=AG0003357

I'm sure some assholes will try to dick this up for us, but cross your fingers and maybe we'll be able to see real doctors soon.

# ? Jun 5, 2014 23:44

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

That would be loving amazing. As it is right now anything besides a standard clinic visit I have to drive a couple of hours to Lake City at the minimum.

# ? Jun 5, 2014 23:46

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

She can check out my brass any day :quagmire:

# ? Jun 6, 2014 00:02

FIDEL CASHFLOW: Oct 13, 2009

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

# ? Jun 6, 2014 01:46

USMC503: Jan 15, 2012; For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Delizin posted:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2014/06/05/senators-reach-bipartisan-deal-on-bill-to-fix-va/?wpsrc=AG0003357

I'm sure some assholes will try to dick this up for us, but cross your fingers and maybe we'll be able to see real doctors soon.

Yay I'm still hosed

# ? Jun 6, 2014 03:56

AllDogsGoodDogs: Dec 30, 2008

USMC503 posted:

Yay I'm still hosed

Yeah this doesn't do poo poo for me.

# ? Jun 6, 2014 04:05

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

Delizin posted:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2014/06/05/senators-reach-bipartisan-deal-on-bill-to-fix-va/?wpsrc=AG0003357

I'm sure some assholes will try to dick this up for us, but cross your fingers and maybe we'll be able to see real doctors soon.

I would move over 40 miles away just so I wouldn't have to use the VA.

# ? Jun 6, 2014 05:38

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

# ? Jun 6, 2014 05:50

gleep gloop: Aug 16, 2005; GROSS SHIT

ded posted:

drat!

# ? Jun 6, 2014 06:00

USMC503: Jan 15, 2012; For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

ded posted:

You're doing the Lord's work son.

But I would desecrate those.

# ? Jun 6, 2014 10:34

Bulky Bartokomous: Nov 3, 2006; In Mypos, only the strong survive.

Booblord Zagats posted:

Seems to be a real chick according to GIS

https://www.google.com/search?q=connerjay&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=Z5-QU9_dGoisyATy2oDIDA&ved=0CCgQsAQ&biw=1422&bih=938&dpr=0.9

Nothing like a good old fashioned tractor pull!

# ? Jun 6, 2014 11:43

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Screw D-Day, Killdozer was 10 years ago this week. :911:

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/heemeyer.html

# ? Jun 6, 2014 16:02

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Cole you dumb motherfucker :yayclod:

# ? Jun 6, 2014 16:17

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

holocaust bloopers posted:

Cole you dumb motherfucker

What did I do now

# ? Jun 6, 2014 18:48

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Delizin posted:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2014/06/05/senators-reach-bipartisan-deal-on-bill-to-fix-va/?wpsrc=AG0003357

I'm sure some assholes will try to dick this up for us, but cross your fingers and maybe we'll be able to see real doctors soon.

lol if you think this will pass the house

Also Edge of Tomorrow is a good movie.

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elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Also Edge of Tomorrow is a good movie.

seeing this tonight

# ? Jun 6, 2014 20:59

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