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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Panama Red posted:

Duck duck Gus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Es-Zqt4mUg

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Stabbing Spork
Apr 9, 2006
Someone posted this on Gustafsson's facebook

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Stabbing Spork posted:

Someone posted this on Gustafsson's facebook



please add this to every OP until Jones loses the belt

wooger
Apr 16, 2005

YOU RESENT?

Thauros posted:

Old news by now I know but I just listened to Dave's latest podcast and gently caress Jon Jones.

Who's Dave? Link please.

Aurain posted:

This is the best part of EA UFC.


I posted some impressions in the thread for this, but I figure that even people who aren't interested in the game would enjoy seeing Bones getting Quarry'd.

Please someone tweet this to him :)

wooger fucked around with this message at 17:00 on Jun 3, 2014

wooger
Apr 16, 2005

YOU RESENT?
Edit: double post

Pwny_Xpress
Nov 17, 2006

WEC Never Die

wooger posted:

Who's Dave? Link please.


Please someone tweet this to him :)

Meltzer from Wrestling Observer

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

keep watching this gif because that's the only way you're going to see Jon Jones lose

Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache

wooger posted:

Please someone tweet this to him :)

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

-Atom- posted:

keep watching this gif because that's the only way you're going to see Jon Jones lose

Lots of us have watched him lose before.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

wooger posted:

Who's Dave? Link please.


Please someone tweet this to him :)

I'm sure he's being inundated with them anyway but ok

quote:

intelSEBASTIAN ‏@intelSEBASTIAN now

@JonnyBones https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/12064557/bonesthefuckout.gif … duck duck duck duck duck duck duck GUS! *runs around*

Sent it to Gus too, why not

Intel&Sebastian fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Jun 3, 2014

Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache

Intel&Sebastian posted:

I'm sure he's being inundated with them anyway but ok


Sent it to Gus too, why not

:laffo:

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

-Atom- posted:

keep watching this gif because that's the only way you're going to see Jon Jones lose

Mazzagatti2Hotty
Jan 23, 2012

JON JONES APOLOGIST #3
Hahaha, there's no defending herbism of this magnitude.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Intel&Sebastian posted:

Sent it to Gus too, why not

If they retweet that I get the feeling my dropbox bandwidth is going to be boned for a long time.

e: I almost hope Jones doesn't call you gay via DM. Please post it when he does.

Josuke Higashikata fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Jun 3, 2014

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
lol, gently caress sorry dude.

Chances are nothing will happen. Last time I was dicking around with Jones on twitter Ken Shamrock got mad but I doubt he has enough pull to kill a geocities site.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Mazzagatti2Hotty posted:

Hahaha, there's no defending herbism of this magnitude.

but by god atom will try

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Intel&Sebastian posted:

lol, gently caress sorry dude.
No worries, I think they only throttle you for 3 days or so anyway.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

fatherdog posted:

That's the guy from embedded, but as recently as last month Malki Kawa was still purporting to be his manager -

http://www.mmafighting.com/2014/4/24/5650912/malki-kawa-on-the-jon-jones-business-why-he-wont-wear-nike-at-ufc-172

So, on the mma hour yesterday Greg Jackson was still referring to Malki Kawa as Jones' manager. Jones is listed as a client on First Round Management's website, and Harriman wasn't listed as an employee. Makes him acting as an apparent manager on Embedded kind of weird.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

Yuriy posted:

but by god atom will try

Like Jones' opponents Atom has been blinded by the herb

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Wrapped up like a deuce, another runner from a fight

Edit: or the Wanderlei edition, Surprise test for the juice, another gym side door flight

Intel&Sebastian fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Jun 3, 2014

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Wrapped up like a deuce, another runner from a fight

Edit: or the Wanderlei edition, Surprise test for the juice, another gym side door flight

Great now the song is stuck in my head.

Pimp Cauldron
Aug 3, 2002

A twisted pictoral of phoenix, AZ

Panama Red posted:

Duck duck Gus

You like this

Street Horrrsing
Mar 24, 2010

Godwalker of The Grateful Prisoner



Hey, this is a long shot, but does anyone remember that quote where nate quarry learned what a feint was?

It was a perfect distillation of how bad striking techniques were in the mid 2000's, and went something like "coach does that mean i can use a jab as... a distraction?"

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

John Mirra posted:

I remember the story being Hendo knew he was injured for a while and only decided to pull out a week or so before the fight allowing fellow/former team mate Sonnen the opportunity to step in. I'd give the benefit of the doubt to Hendo though because Jones snitched on this guy for smoking weed once so he obviously deserves to rot in hell.

Hendo didn't pull out until later on because he really wanted his drat title shot and didn't think his injury was that bad. Sonnon didn't step in because of some secret plan he stepped in because he offers to be a replacement for every single injury UFC has ever had. He almost ended up facing Ronda at 168.

Droopy Goines
Aug 2, 2003

Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.

Street Horrrsing posted:

Hey, this is a long shot, but does anyone remember that quote where nate quarry learned what a feint was?

It was a perfect distillation of how bad striking techniques were in the mid 2000's, and went something like "coach does that mean i can use a jab as... a distraction?"

It was in 2010:

quote:

“It’s funny, I’ll be talking with my coaches – and this was as recent as a few months ago – and he’ll be telling me to feint the jab and throw a hook or something,” Quarry said. “I said, ‘Coach, why would I throw a jab that I wasn’t looking to land and knock him out with?’ He looks at me and says, ‘So you can knock him out with the next punch.’

“It was like there was this huge light bulb over my head – like, ‘What? Throw something to distract him so I can knock him out with the next one? Wow.’ I’ve only been doing this for like 14 years now. You think I might pick this stuff up, but no. It’s still brand new for me.”

TheCool69
Sep 23, 2011
I guess Jones posted a video again trolling haters and then deleted it quickly..

http://youtu.be/vss0kdBmG0I


I mean i know i defend him earlier but this is just so...

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



TheCool69 posted:

I guess Jones posted a video again trolling haters and then deleted it quickly..

http://youtu.be/vss0kdBmG0I


I mean i know i defend him earlier but this is just so...

I've never seen someone so smug they looked high

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
why the gently caress is Jones squinting so much? is that a classic heel move in wrestling promos?

Street Horrrsing
Mar 24, 2010

Godwalker of The Grateful Prisoner




That's great, how did you find it or what did you search for? I searched for nate quarry, but his talk about fighter pay dominated the results.

Droopy Goines
Aug 2, 2003

Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.

Street Horrrsing posted:

That's great, how did you find it or what did you search for? I searched for nate quarry, but his talk about fighter pay dominated the results.

"nate quarry jab"

I'm amazing.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




I typed "nate quary feint" and despite spelling his name wrong, it was the first hit in google.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.


thought this was wanderlei drinking his woes away in a disguise

eh close enough

freud mayweather
Jan 29, 2009

what kind of PED's are those

Street Horrrsing
Mar 24, 2010

Godwalker of The Grateful Prisoner



Yeah apparently googling 'nate quarry interview jab' fucks it all up. Anyway, thanks guys.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

TheCool69 posted:

I guess Jones posted a video again trolling haters and then deleted it quickly..

http://youtu.be/vss0kdBmG0I


I mean i know i defend him earlier but this is just so...

"It's my career, not yours"

*puts fingers in ears and shouts neener neener over and over again*

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Did Jones decide he wants to fight Cormier now like, RIGHT after this story was published, or did he wait a day or two to think about it?

mewse
May 2, 2006

Mr. Carlisle posted:

"It's my career, not yours"

*puts fingers in ears and shouts neener neener over and over again*

*puts fingers in eyes until opponent is afraid of coming inside*

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

quote:

@UFCNews 2m Cole Miller out of Fight Night Dublin; Brandao in

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I bet Brandao wins that

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Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

I bet Brandao wins that

that seems less likely than miller choking the life out of the hype train

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