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sonicice
Oct 21, 2000

Michael J Beverage, I've got a bone to pick with you.
Poor A-Ry can't get a word in.

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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

I was thinking of shutting it off early tonight. Glad I didn't.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Blasmeister posted:

If I was Triple H I'd want the guy who keeps on being able to knee me in the face from offscreen at any time on my side.

But what if it turns out that he does it pathologically, what then?! Now you've got a guy who has to hit you right next to you ALL THE TIME!

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!

haha better

I feel better now

thank you

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Blasmeister posted:

If I was Triple H I'd want the guy who keeps on being able to knee me in the face from offscreen at any time on my side.

I imagine he'll fly in and clobber Triple H in the middle of their first promo together and be like, "DAMMIT! Sorry, Hunter, sorry. Still gotta unlearn that reflex."

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
"All you need to know, Renee, is... I'M loving GOING OVER"

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
In the background: sounds like John Cena singing Whole World.

Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.

Shima Honnou posted:

Stone Cold comes back, wearing leather SWAT gear to become the third man of Shield.

This is turning into NewLegacyInc booking.

Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.

fatherdog posted:

He's the only one who's walked out on the other two in the middle of a match.

True, but he did it because Ambrose and Reigns were being dicks toward each other SHUT UP JOHN STOP SINGING

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
"Because that's what makes WWE, WWE"

The most truest statement ever on the post show.

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

Ok backstage is trying to get some sense out of them and they SAID ABSOLUTELY loving NOTHING GOD DAMMIT.

Edit: Booker T's Deadlock Bun soothe's my shattered nerves.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Sex Robot posted:

Ok backstage is trying to get some sense out of them and they SAID ABSOLUTELY loving NOTHING GOD DAMMIT.


fatherdog posted:

"All you need to know, Renee, is... I'M loving GOING OVER"

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Sex Robot posted:

Ok backstage is trying to get some sense out of them and they SAID ABSOLUTELY loving NOTHING GOD DAMMIT.

Edit: Booker T's Deadlock Bun soothe's my shattered nerves.

Something about ambition, belts, and money, and how a faction can't possibly main event.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Please don't put words in Triple H's mouth.

Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.
Well the Shield is over. This is the end for them.

And if it truly is the end, man I can't wait to hear their individual themes when they all get singles pushes in three months!

Mary Annette
Jun 24, 2005

Sex Robot posted:

Edit: Booker T's Deadlock Bun soothe's my shattered nerves.

It's the Gordian Knot of hairstyles.

Kukash
Apr 22, 2010
I like when Seth said "Evolution was 3 men and The Shield was one(me)." A bit of foreshadowing?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Skunkrocker posted:

And if it truly is the end, man I can't wait to hear their individual themes when they all get singles pushes in three months!

Many of us thought that same thing when Cesaro and Swagger broke up, too.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
Now that I think about it, this means no more Seth cutting off Dean Ambrose's promos, which is great

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Mary Annette posted:

It's the Gordian Knot of hairstyles.

The Gordian Solie Knot

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

So my favourite things of tonight.

The Cena sign

Hustle.
Loyalty.
Respect.
Turn Heel.


The crowd checking the gently caress out at Sin Cara

That loving Rusev skit oh my god :allears:

Mr Muggy
Mar 30, 2010

I'm just gonna do this for about two minutes, okay?

Prozach posted:

This is turning into NewLegacyInc booking.

Stone Cold and the Road Warriors are kicking Andre the Giant out of the Shield!

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA

Mr Muggy posted:

Stone Cold and the Road Warriors are kicking Andre the Giant out of the Shield!

It's okay, you can't keep the Wildcat down.

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


fatherdog posted:

It's going to be really cool after a year or two of singles work when one of them is getting beat down by the big heel of the day, then the "SIERRA HOTEL INDIGO" theme hits for the first time in ages and the other two run in to make the save with a nuclear crowd pop.

This is the thing I have been thinking about as a big future moment since the SHIELD got big. We're one step closer to this glorious occurrence.

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Vertigo Ambrosia
May 26, 2004
Heretic, please.

Chokes McGee posted:


Also I think it's amazing that Triple H can go on Raw/PPVs, be the world's biggest shithead and have the audience despise him, then go down the NXT and soak in the adulation of "Hey I'm really just Paul Levesque not that other guy" during on-show interviews. I get the whole "KAYFABE IS DEAD" thing, but I think it says neat things about today's wrestling fan that they can keep both in their heads without any issues.

Alternatively, it must be a big shock for NXT talent to get called up and find out that their cool boss is an rear end in a top hat and literally tried to murder the current champion.

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