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Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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I just got here, what did I miss

Has anything changed about John Cenhahahahahahaha

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Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Vertigo Ambrosia posted:

Batista is apparently really really good at quitting.

gently caress I missed Big Dave's tantrum?

they better replay that poo poo fifteen times or I'll give them such a pinch

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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I miss you already, Batista.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Hahahahaha eat poo poo RVD

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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may chants of You Screwed Wade follow you until you die, you awful man :mad:

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Sandowns

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Banjo posted:

Damien Sandow could probably rebound better than that bum Roy Hibbert

So far, so good

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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BOOM SHAKALAKA

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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I like that he manages to get his voice to crack on cue every time he shouts "bolieve", that's some next level poo poo.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Atticus Finch posted:

The complete opposite of the "Brag about football players that went to your school" thread is the "Brag about the wrestler that went to your school" thread.

Cain Velasquez :hellyeah:

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Renee Young is now required to wear a hat with a card that says "PRESS" tucked into the brim.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Here comes John Cena to offer to hold the title for a while and then conveniently forget to give it back

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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John Cena refused to embrace the hate once, but now he faces The Demon Kane in his final form

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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DingoSlasher posted:

"And he's selling the effects of last night."

HAHA WHAT

:psyduck:

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Throwing the steps is my favorite John Cena spot now

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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to get the impression right you have to pour soda on yourself, kane

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Speedboat Jones posted:

Is Roman Reigns good in singles yet

No but there is a reasonably high chance of this quickly turning into a multi man schmozz

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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KHABIBSWOGGLE

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Now pour a drink on Aksana

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Bray is literally dead, now begins the ascension of Luke Harper.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Fiveace Attorney posted:

but what happened to nikki, what will become of her

she will become the next regeneration of bray wyatt, as a continuation of the feud with john cena

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Shima Honnou posted:

Can't wait for Billy Graham to post about how he doesn't get wrestling anymore.

he has a crusade for jesus to lead or something, there's no time to post about wrestling

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Dango Bango posted:

GO AWAY USOS.

no wait don't

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Bard Maddox posted:

If the Ascension show up to fight the Shield, then I'll buy an Ascension shirt and burn it. Then I'll piss on it.

Hang on, the Ascension has merch? Is it a frilly white shirt?

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Did I miss anything worth giving a drat about?

Depends on whether or not you tuned in in time to see "YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH" make a return just now

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Rowan just hit his finisher

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Omally posted:

so what's a red handkerchief signal

barely-suppressed traumatic memories wikipedia indicates that it means he fists people

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Codependent Poster posted:

Rowan has a finisher!

a second finisher, after "tagging in Harper"

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Fiveace Attorney posted:

*talking stack of money pops up* I couldn't help but notice you haven't used spellcheck. I can help with that

God drat it stop autocorrecting Jhon Cena

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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NienNunb posted:

Stopped watching Raw to watch the new GoT. Did anything of note happen in the last hour?

bray is dead

e: sorry i was jumping to conclusions, he might actually just be still in the box in chicago

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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lmfao

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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MrDru posted:

whats everyones problem w del rio? he seems ok to me and ziggler looks like a fool

or maybe im retarded

There's nothing inherently wrong with him but he's been stuck in a series of heatless, eternally dragging feuds and every distinctive aspect of his character has been stripped away from him, so people have grown cold to him over time

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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SamuraiFoochs posted:

PSPoster Daniel Bryan said we could blame him if Raw sucked, btw.

The Poster Daniel Bryan has got some explaining to do.


e: HERO OF THE RUSSIAN FEDERATION

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Thauros posted:

Same melody I know, but I'm pretty sure that was the USSR anthem that was sung there and not the modern Russian one.

That's the modern one; you can tell because it opens with "Russia" instead of "Soyuz"

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Dango Bango posted:

I love that they changed Rusev's billing to "now residing in Moscow".

It keeps getting more and more specific, a month from now it'll be "now residing inside the Kremlin".

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Fauxhawk Express posted:

If Lana really wanted to be a heel it'd be a pic of Jonathan Snowden

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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I was not a fan of Rusev at first but this has gotten progressively more and more ridiculous and between him losing his poo poo at Big E and...this whole thing, I think I've been won over

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Jerusalem posted:

Sometimes I think WWE exists in an overlap between the real world and an Elmore Leonard novel.

Next week Rusev goes full Muhammad Hassan and sends tattooed vory in suits to cut up Big E with linoleum knives.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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CONFETTI

:laffo:

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Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Fiveace Attorney posted:

loving lmao no one interrupted that

uhhhhh they were told to show some respect

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