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Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

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Everything is ordinary.

Thank loving sign

Hustle.
Loyalty.
Respect.
Turn Heel.

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Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

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Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

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All that just for Cena v Kane?

what?

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

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Unless this leaves Cena with bones poking out. gently caress this segment

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

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Throwing steps, now officially Cena's "thing"

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

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DO IT KANE. KILL LAWLER. DO IT

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

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triplexpac posted:

I feel like I've seen this Evolution promo 6 times tonight already

That's because you have! :v:

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

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Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

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Awww poo poo guys, we've got a job off

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

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Did he just suggest calling PETA to rescue hornswoggle? :allears:

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

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Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

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Blinked and missed the fight

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

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Welp guess Wyatt is gone

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

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I guess I'm the only one who thinks that Harper cuts a poor promo :shrug:

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

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Finally Adam Rose. Cheer me up Adam.

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

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Chokes McGee posted:

WEEK WONK DE—

:stare:

:stare:

:stare:

DE—

This just cracked me the gently caress up

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

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Are they trying to fit as many bookings as they can in?

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

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So we're 2 hours in we've had

Shamus & RVD Vs Cesaro & Barret
Kane Vs Cena
3MB Vs those masked assholes
Bo Vs Kingston
The Diva's Match
Adam Rose Vs Swagger
Big Show vs Lance


God drat. They're cramming it in.

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

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Calling it now

Lights go out

WEEK WONK DEH

Lights come back on Wyatt in chair.

Uso's get pinned while distracted.

Feud grinds on as if payback never happened :v:

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

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Glad to see Ziggler a little higher up the card, shame it's another loving Del Rio match.

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

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Roman Reigns posted:

Haha Del Rio isn't higher up the card, fool

The card is so loving dumb now.

I don't know anymore :qq:

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

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What a great high energy match! First thing tonight that hasn't sucked!


Oh.... oooooooh.... :(

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

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Jesus, when Sin Cara showed up the whole audience collectively checked out.

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

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Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

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Shima Honnou posted:

So are we turning Rusev into Iron Sheik now, what with the medal?

The Iron Sheik was subtle compared to this

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

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Wait no run in?

That was just it?

What?

WHAT?

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

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Coming next month. The writers expand into new territory by introducing a heel focused around the controversy based around the Gaza strip.

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

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God loving dammit.

Wyatt coming back could have been an amazing twist spot. But NOOOOPE.

HEADS UP GUYZ...

Also btw here's a replay of Batista quitting again.

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

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Can't wait to hear them justify this

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

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I can't wait to hear them get a mic and explain this... :smug:

Why aren't they being handed a mic?

Why are they posing?

Is that the music?

No!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

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Ok backstage is trying to get some sense out of them and they SAID ABSOLUTELY loving NOTHING GOD DAMMIT.

Edit: Booker T's Deadlock Bun soothe's my shattered nerves.

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Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

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So my favourite things of tonight.

The Cena sign

Hustle.
Loyalty.
Respect.
Turn Heel.


The crowd checking the gently caress out at Sin Cara

That loving Rusev skit oh my god :allears:

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