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All Else Failed posted:...my storytelling skills are absolute poo poo. I am, however, extremely good at identifying what makes a good story and what doesn't, what makes good writing and what doesn't. I am a ruthless critic with excellent taste because of this. It is organized conceptually in my head as a devourer of books, television, and movies (and music but it's different, more primal, which is what I love about it over the other three). Chances are I already know the main devices used conceptually without necessarily knowing their specialized lingo. Grammar and syntax have always come easily to me and bored the ever-living gently caress out of me. I have always cared much, much, much more about the visceral creativity and soul behind art. Part of this process, as I said previously, is going to be familiarizing myself with the boring structural details of vanilla storytelling. I never cared before, but I am finding myself wanting to care now if it will land me a career. It will be easy for me to grasp, it is simply a matter of having even the slightest bit of willpower to get it done. My skills in charming beautiful women are absolute poo poo. I am, however, extremely good at identifying what makes a woman incredibly beautiful and desirable and what doesn't, what makes her sexy and what doesn't. I am a ruthless critic with excellent taste because of this. It is organised conceptually in my head as a devourer of various pornographies even your grandparents are disallowed from watching without parental supervision. Chances are I already know the main sexy feelings used conceptually without necessarily using women's specialised lingo. Saying sweet nothings and flirting have always come easily to me and bored the ever-living gently caress out of me. I have always cared much, much, much more about the visceral creativity and soul behind sex. Part of this process, as I said previously, is going to be familiarising myself with the boring structural details of Actually Having To Talk To A Girl. I never cared before, but I am finding myself wanting to care now if it it will land me a sweet lay. It will be easy for me to grasp (a breast), it is simply a matter of having even the slightest bit of my penis up to get it done. E: I'm gifted baby bitches https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZB7yswo6a0 The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at 05:20 on Nov 5, 2014 |
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All Else Failed posted:Of course. The path less traveled is full of brambles and the chalkdust bones of past adventurers. There are pros and cons to every approach. I want to know these lucrative erotica categories that do not cater to what people want. It'll be like http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/15749016-i-hosed-the-puppet , right?
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Sulla-Marius 88 posted:have you guys considered that he has forged a new forums-based market and every thousand words of his bizarre egomania you read nets him cold hard cash? I never considered it because these forums's revenue are not built on clickbait, and that is a strange thing to believe.
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This is a serious thread where things are taken seriously and your "tongue in cheek" nonsense is not welcome. Excuse me but we have some very important erotica questions to address, and you are wasting precious forum webspace with your terrible words.
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All Else Failed posted:I don't care if I'm a good writer or not. Stop playing or watching League of Legends, and start caring about yourself. Be good to your own well-being and try to improve. Never give up hope. Never stop working harder. The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at 09:56 on Nov 16, 2014 |
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All Else Failed posted:I am kind of surprised by that process thus far. Writing short stories was my first love as a teenager. It dwindled over the years. Actually taking these first steps aroused a bunch of emotions I didn't expect -- I found myself caring right away about the character and setting and how to write it well while trying to shape it into a certain theme. I found myself un-numbing from the world a bit to dive into my memory and imagination authentically. It has been kind of jarring given my current state. If I didn't have a set goal, this would probably turn into straight romance or something. I actually agree partially with what LaughMyselfTo said while simultaneously believing what I've said previously regarding a bread and circus hoi polloi. There is probably a balance between the two that is most accurate, as is typically the case. I know I troll you a bit here but serioustalk I'd rather read what you've produced than Sulla's cynical erotica because you actually sound enthusiastic about writing.
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When are you nerds making out, worst erotica thread.
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