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PotatoJudge
May 22, 2004

Tell me about the rabbits, George
The field mics at Busch are really good at picking up profanity.

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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Axel Serenity posted:

Jay and Oscar really need to get a Fro Bro thing going on here

Oh man, Oscar with a giant fro like Crisp used to have would be AMAZING.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Pence now a single and triple away from the cycle.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Why must you be so mediocre these days Posey? :smith:

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

BearDrivingTruck posted:

Pence now a single and triple away from the cycle.

Speaking of cycles, does Seager's game the other day count as better than the cycle? A double, TWO triples, and a home run?

He should have just stopped at first base on one of those triples

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes

Ambassador of Funk posted:

Why must you be so mediocre these days Posey? :smith:

He'll come back, I have faith.


drat it Pablo, stop swinging at trash

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
goddamn he almost got it

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.
Homer Bailey is so unbelievably lovely.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

BearDrivingTruck posted:

He'll come back, I have faith.


drat it Pablo, stop swinging at trash

I, uh, I don't think you understand Pablo.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes

Ambassador of Funk posted:

I, uh, I don't think you understand Pablo.

I understand futility, though!

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

There's Edwin's 100th thrown bat of the season

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

Abner Assington posted:

Homer Bailey is so unbelievably lovely.

Yeah, but he's apparently figured out you don't need to throw strikes against the Giants. He's cracked the code. :(

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Abner Assington posted:

Homer Bailey is so unbelievably lovely.

Overpaid bad pitcher's duel!

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Joe Saunders pitching against the Orioles. I don't even know why I'm tuning in tonight.

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
Haha I love the safe motion Oscar made there.

edit- welp

Zythrst fucked around with this message at 01:09 on Jun 4, 2014

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Oh, good, Moustakas learned to suck at defense too in the minors.

I don't know if he was ever good honestly, but it was a talking point as to why you could never ever send him down.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Really? drat, I really thought he was safe.



edit: yeah.... he was out. balls.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
This weird half-in mustache stubble thing that Lincecum's doing with his face is even worse than the actual mustache. It's offensive.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Good challenge I guess. Not that the Royals are scoring 5 runs tonight anyway, but just in case.

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Cruz looks so wrong in that uniform :smith:

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

BearDrivingTruck posted:

drat it Pablo, stop swinging at trash

He's been instructed to not take walks because walks bad or something.

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

Nice grab by Bautista after losing that one in the sun

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


TheIncredulousHulk posted:

Cruz looks so wrong in that uniform :smith:

Yeah, I'd like to see him come back next year

William T. Hornaday
Nov 26, 2007

Don't tap on the fucking glass!
I swear to god I'll cut off your fucking fingers and feed them to the otters for enrichment.
Maldonado doing his Yadier Molina impression.

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
So I got to say, I don't think bringing a baby to a game and sitting in the first row on a baseline is a good idea.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

William T. Hornaday posted:

Maldonado doing his Yadier Molina impression.

Maldonado is so cool.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Zythrst posted:

So I got to say, I don't think bringing a baby to a game [...] is a good idea.

I would have to agree with you there.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


goddamn it, elvis

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
Bunting to move the pitcher over with Carpenter... uh okay.

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Animal Sanchez is powerful.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Pagan is some sort of smoldering Greek god

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
His gorgeous awesomeness is wholly unattributable to the Greeks. :colbert:

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

Mr. Cool rear end posted:

Animal Sanchez is powerful.

He has been great tonight. Maybe his elbow will explode and Hutchison will absorb some of its soul

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes

YeahTubaMike posted:

His gorgeous awesomeness is wholly unattributable to the Greeks. :colbert:

But we agree that he's a handsome man who's good at his job, right?

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

Ouch... This ump seems alright too hope he's not mad now

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

canadianclassic posted:

He has been great tonight. Maybe his elbow will explode and Hutchison will absorb some of its soul

You are quite rude.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Jay didn't hustle to get to that ball. Trade him.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Pence a triple away.

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

Sorry but I'll make whatever deal with the devil/jobu I can to keep the Jays ahead at this point

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Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Alright Pence, now you just need a triple.

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