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post and discuss plots to kill inri itt
personally i think it'd be funny if he was crushed by a comically large menorah
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by zen death robot
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post and discuss plots to kill inri itt
personally i think it'd be funny if he was crushed by a comically large menorah
when he goes to skydive, put an anvil instead of a parachute in his pack
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Jun 4, 2014 06:16
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we'd dispose of the corpse by feeding it to capybaras trained to savor human blood
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Jun 4, 2014 06:16
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a fantasy of olives
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ninjas sneak into INRIs house and he comes out of the shower and they throw star of david shurikens at him until he is dead
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Jun 4, 2014 06:18
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Jun 4, 2014 06:19
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Jun 4, 2014 06:21
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we could offer him a hit off of the byob bong but secretly fill it w/ dynamite first
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Jun 4, 2014 06:22
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a fantasy of olives
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show him a goatse and while he is marveling at it, push him onto some spikes/down some stairs
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Jun 4, 2014 06:24
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not killing anyone is a really poor way to kill someone gsjg
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Jun 4, 2014 06:25
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someone simultaneously page 2 snipes one of inri's threads and snipes inri irl
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Jun 4, 2014 06:29
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a fantasy of olives
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hand him a box that says "TANE" on it and he opens it up and a big boxing glove on a spring punches his head off
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Jun 4, 2014 06:56
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chill inri, to death, in the freezer
yobbers with less discerning taste buds can then use his remains for leftovers for the next week
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Jun 4, 2014 10:17
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Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
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Do not not kill anybody.
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Jun 4, 2014 10:44
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how would you go about murdering inri? in a fit of hysteria while you go "hah... heheh... RAPE huh?!?!?? jews and holocaust?! hahahaha niggers!!" like a yandere and stabs him between each outburst?
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Jun 4, 2014 11:03
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doesn't sound too BYOB tbvhwy so I dont think Im gonna join in on this
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Jun 4, 2014 11:04
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by vyelkin
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whoa wtf
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Jun 4, 2014 11:36
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this thread is incredibly hosed up imo
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Jun 4, 2014 11:43
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this thread is very serious guys it is obvi a byob priority to commit homicide
doesn't sound too BYOB tbvhwy so I dont think Im gonna join in on this
its hard reconciling the byob chillness with the fury required to kill a man in cold blood. I know inri thinks we're up to the task but i'm afraid we might disappoint him
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Jun 4, 2014 11:44
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Jun 4, 2014 11:55
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Did somebody just say "Weaboo?" 'Cause I think I just heard someone say "Weaboo."
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Inri will one day turn his hate onto himself, and become a true yobber
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Jun 4, 2014 12:51
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JENNY DEATH LIVES
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edit: wow this emote kinda sucks, we need someone to make a better version of it.
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Jun 4, 2014 13:02
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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in a forgotten unused sub-forum inri will post a thread titled "friend of the family" no one will respond except for himself three days later with "maybe i was the friend of the family all along"
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Jun 4, 2014 15:26
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why would you want to kill him?
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Jun 4, 2014 15:27
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killing inri would be wrong
it's what he wants
we love you inri
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Jun 4, 2014 15:29
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byobleaks has recently found out that INRI is the alt account of no other than byob regular: fluffieduckie
#byobleaks
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Jun 4, 2014 15:30
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ill create a fictional paranormal character and get some preteens to execute him
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Jun 4, 2014 15:33
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Why would you want to kill off one of the few consistently funny posters? More room on the front page for circlejerk tier lists?
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Jun 4, 2014 15:34
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Why would you want to kill off one of the few consistently funny posters? More room on the front page for circlejerk tier lists?
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Jun 4, 2014 15:40
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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where is inri? he needs his own input for this thread.
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Jun 4, 2014 15:43
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i will contact my local chabad house, please stand by
if youre getting chabad could you order something for me? im starving
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Jun 4, 2014 15:50
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*a balding white man sits in a dark room illuminated only by the dull pastel glow of the byob forums on his monitor, he's reading a thread entitled "conspiracy to murder poster "I.N.R.I." thread"
a dull laugh wells up inside him, hehuhehuh ahhahahhahHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA, kill me? you can't kill me you gay fags he thinks to himself, but he doesn't post in the thread, he doesn't need to, he laughs as byob tears itself apart from within, it was his plan all along just like the villian Loki in the movie avengers
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