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vapoursquid

none other
post and discuss plots to kill inri itt

personally i think it'd be funny if he was crushed by a comically large menorah

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pig slut lisa

irl is good


i will contact my local chabad house, please stand by

Qwerinty

by zen death robot

vapoursquid posted:

post and discuss plots to kill inri itt

personally i think it'd be funny if he was crushed by a comically large menorah

when he goes to skydive, put an anvil instead of a parachute in his pack

vapoursquid

none other
we'd dispose of the corpse by feeding it to capybaras trained to savor human blood

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Do not kill anybody.

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
ninjas sneak into INRIs house and he comes out of the shower and they throw star of david shurikens at him until he is dead

Eye of Widesauron

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Do not kill anybody.

Ace of Baes

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Do not kill anybody.

cuntman.net

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Do not kill anybody.

vapoursquid

none other
we could offer him a hit off of the byob bong but secretly fill it w/ dynamite first :okpos:

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
show him a goatse and while he is marveling at it, push him onto some spikes/down some stairs

vapoursquid

none other

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Do not kill anybody.

not killing anyone is a really poor way to kill someone gsjg

Machai

I think a fitting death for INRI would involve Ralp applying blackface to INRI then yelling "NIGGERDEATH!" while lynching him. Afterward, Ralp cuts off INRI's face and uses it as a disguise while posting in FYAD.

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sigs4lyfe

vapoursquid

none other
someone simultaneously page 2 snipes one of inri's threads and snipes inri irl :synpa:

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
hand him a box that says "TANE" on it and he opens it up and a big boxing glove on a spring punches his head off

vapoursquid

none other
chill inri, to death, in the freezer

yobbers with less discerning taste buds can then use his remains for leftovers for the next week

literally this big



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
Do not not kill anybody.

ulvir

how would you go about murdering inri? in a fit of hysteria while you go "hah... heheh... RAPE huh?!?!?? jews and holocaust?! hahahaha niggers!!" like a yandere and stabs him between each outburst?

ulvir

doesn't sound too BYOB tbvhwy so I dont think Im gonna join in on this

Armitage

by vyelkin
whoa wtf

Moo Cowabunga

[Office Worker.




Murder is illegal in the civilised states :chord:

Only the uncivilised engage in murder :chord:

Captain No-mates

this thread is incredibly hosed up imo

vapoursquid

none other
this thread is very serious guys it is obvi a byob priority to commit homicide


ulvir posted:

doesn't sound too BYOB tbvhwy so I dont think Im gonna join in on this

its hard reconciling the byob chillness with the fury required to kill a man in cold blood. I know inri thinks we're up to the task but i'm afraid we might disappoint him

Moo Cowabunga

[Office Worker.




:chord:

ulvir

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Do not kill anybody.

google THIS

put bumper stickers on his car that say things like "coexist" and "i :love: racial diversity" so when he discovers them he dies of embarrassment

Weaboostomper58

Did somebody just say "Weaboo?" 'Cause I think I just heard someone say "Weaboo."
Inri will one day turn his hate onto himself, and become a true yobber

HiipFire

JENNY DEATH LIVES
:chillout:


edit: wow this emote kinda sucks, we need someone to make a better version of it.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Weaboostomper58 posted:

Inri will one day turn his hate onto himself, and become a true yobber

And when he commits suicide it will have been the perfect crime. BOYB world's most dangerous forum

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Weaboostomper58 posted:

Inri will one day turn his hate onto himself, and become a true yobber

in a forgotten unused sub-forum inri will post a thread titled "friend of the family" no one will respond except for himself three days later with "maybe i was the friend of the family all along"

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Bo-Pepper posted:

in a forgotten unused sub-forum inri will post a thread titled "friend of the family" no one will respond except for himself three days later with "maybe i was the friend of the family all along"

Looke

why would you want to kill him?

FluffieDuckie

killing inri would be wrong

it's what he wants



we love you inri :glomp:

Captain No-mates

byobleaks has recently found out that INRI is the alt account of no other than byob regular: fluffieduckie

#byobleaks

Mr. Snazz

ill create a fictional paranormal character and get some preteens to execute him

tao of lmao

Why would you want to kill off one of the few consistently funny posters? More room on the front page for circlejerk tier lists?

Looke

Air Julio posted:

Why would you want to kill off one of the few consistently funny posters? More room on the front page for circlejerk tier lists?

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
where is inri? he needs his own input for this thread.

Typical Gnu

pig slut lisa posted:

i will contact my local chabad house, please stand by

if youre getting chabad could you order something for me? im starving

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i am he

*a balding white man sits in a dark room illuminated only by the dull pastel glow of the byob forums on his monitor, he's reading a thread entitled "conspiracy to murder poster "I.N.R.I." thread"

a dull laugh wells up inside him, hehuhehuh ahhahahhahHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA, kill me? you can't kill me you gay fags he thinks to himself, but he doesn't post in the thread, he doesn't need to, he laughs as byob tears itself apart from within, it was his plan all along just like the villian Loki in the movie avengers

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