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Captain No-mates

GOD TIER (LOL)
Zoroastrianism
Baltic Paganism
Catharism

High Tier
Buddhism
Jainism
Catholicism
Aztec Paganism
Shia Islam
Satanism
Egyptian Sun Worship

Mid Tier
Sunni Islam
Orthodox Christianity (Greek + Russian)
Judaism
Shinto
Gnosticism
Confucianism
Helenic Paganism
Asatru


Low Tier
Protestantism
Hinduism
Egyptian Paganism
Druidism

Trash Tier
Anglican Church
Wicca
Ancestor Worship

Please feel free to comment on your take on the rankings and which ones should move up or down. If you feel like it please make your own rankings and compare with your friends.

Captain No-mates fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Jun 6, 2014

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i am he

god isn't real!!!

Captain No-mates

i am he posted:

god isn't real!!!

Please don't troll

thewizardofshoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFca32_7YUU

cruft

i am he posted:

god isn't real!!!

Which one, No-mates just listed a whole bunch.

i am he

there is only one God (capital g), the christian god :pray:

Captain No-mates


This song definitely helped push Egyptian Sun Worship into High Tier

cruft

How come Sunni and Shia are in different tiers. This is making me pretty mad, I think I might have to do something drastic.

(Not really)

impure flutter

i disagree

google THIS

cruft posted:

How come Sunni and Shia are in different tiers. This is making me pretty mad, I think I might have to do something drastic.

(Not really)

:nsa:

Captain No-mates

It's simply because Shia is the true Islam but Islam as a whole doesn't hold a candle to Zoroastrianism.

cuntman.net

aztec paganism got nerfed into the ground with the newest patch

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


where are scientology and mormonism? I am not a religious man, but I feel it is my duty to inform people that there are, in fact, crazy space religions.

Captain No-mates

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

where are scientology and mormonism? I am not a religious man, but I feel it is my duty to inform people that there are, in fact, crazy space religions.

Both of those religions are made up and as such do not belong on the religion tier list.

ZebTM



its dishonest to not split up protestantism, some forms are better then catholicism and some are worse.

Gross Dude

Gross Dude
what about unitarianism?

Looke

I am a pastafarian and am offended that my religion hasn't been included

cruft

Captain No-mates posted:

Both of those religions are made up and as such do not belong on the religion tier list.

I've got some shocking news for you friend.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Captain No-mates posted:

Both of those religions are made up and as such do not belong on the religion tier list.


cruft posted:

I've got some shocking news for you friend.

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
which religion has the hottest followers

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
the answer is satanism, and it should be at the top

Captain No-mates

Cat Brush brings up a valid point, Satanism is a real religion and not made up but was overlooked. Its position as a low High Tier Religion will be shown in the updated list.

mags

I am a congenital optimist.

Captain No-mates posted:

Cat Brush brings up a valid point, Satanism is a real religion and not made up but was overlooked. Its position as a low High Tier Religion will be shown in the updated list.

thanks Captain, hail satan

google THIS

CAT BRUSH posted:

the answer is satanism, and it should be at the top

catholicism is already up there and has plenty of hot women and as any protestant will tell you it's exactly the same as satanism

WindmillSlayer

atheism is the best rreligion

google THIS

WindmillSlayer posted:

atheism is the best rreligion



bill maher gon cut you

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


Heretic Protestants down in low tier sounds right

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
I thought Zorastrianism allows you to marry your own sister. I choose that if only because inbreeding is hilarious.

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the Squirtle Squad!
what is the religion in 40K where if someone believes in or worships a god, then that god exists, and the more people who worship it, the stronger the god is?

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Illegal Carrot posted:

what is the religion in 40K where if someone believes in or worships a god, then that god exists, and the more people who worship it, the stronger the god is?

not a religion. it's the chaos gods.

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Angry Fish posted:

not a religion. it's the chaos gods.

yeah but it works for Orks and the Emperor too, and it's cool

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Illegal Carrot posted:

yeah but it works for Orks and the Emperor too, and it's cool

the orks are a special care

the emperor needs to die if the humanity wants to have him return again

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Angry Fish posted:

the orks are a special care

the emperor needs to die if the humanity wants to have him return again

ok but what's the chaos god's religion called where the more you believe in the the stronger they are? that is cool.

cruft

Illegal Carrot posted:

what is the religion in 40K where if someone believes in or worships a god, then that god exists, and the more people who worship it, the stronger the god is?

That's Discworld.

mechacop

Add me on SNES Live
I'm Buddhist hell yeah high tier

mechacop

Add me on SNES Live

Captain No-mates posted:

Both of those religions are made up and as such do not belong on the religion tier list.

You may want to sit down, because I think there's something you should know

cruft

mechacop posted:

You may want to sit down, because I think there's something you should know

I already posted this in like 2011 man.

Arnold of Soissons

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I think Im in the second tier

can't argue w the rankings tho

Noctis Horrendae
Ancestor Worship owns and should be God tier

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Illegal Carrot posted:

ok but what's the chaos god's religion called where the more you believe in the the stronger they are? that is cool.

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