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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

vegeta dentata posted:

Come on Cubs give us this game. What did we ever do to you?

I'm not sure if you remember 2003

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Silver Spooner
Jun 10, 2013
I dunno if you know this, but Anthony Gose is loving FAST.

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Whats the Cards bullpen like? Lynn is up around 50 pitches already and the second isn't over

Giant Tourtiere
Aug 4, 2006

TRICHER
POUR
GAGNER
Buck Martinez says the Jays can start a rally anywhere.

Well here I am in the produce aisle of my local supermarket and oh holy balls Jays baserunners everyplace.

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Does it really count as a rally if you don't score


Hoping for a quick inning from Stroman here, feel like the Jays are real close to breaking through against Lynn

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Cubs gonna Cub.

Drunk Tomato
Apr 23, 2010

If God wanted us sober,
He'd knock the glass over.
Lol mariners. Single then a double to put men on third and second with no outs.

What happens next? Of course, three straight strikeouts.

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates
Andrew McCutchen is so good.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

The Pirates-Brewers game is Cumpton vs Lohse.

Yeah I think I'm gonna watch the Tigers-Red Sox game instead.

Look at this guy missing out.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Bats, Joey

vegeta dentata
Jun 16, 2011
SOMEONE SCORE A RUN

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Ambassador of Funk posted:

Look at this guy missing out.

Keyword here is watch. I never said anything about not listening.

E: and that double don't look too good.

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Couple more dingers now Jays

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Another leadoff runner for the Cubs to strand! :neckbeard:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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RIZZO WALKOFF! :woop:

Mister Perky
Aug 2, 2010
Unwritten Rules Violation, or something, in Baltimore as the benches clear after Machado takes exception to Josh Donaldson tagging him out (?)

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

Keyword here is watch. I never said anything about not listening.

E: and that double don't look too good.

Sounds like a good compromise.

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


RIZZOOOOOOOO! :woop:

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
I knew that it was only a matter of time before Bad Cumpton resurfaced.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Keep it going Cubbies.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Man, someone hit a walk-off to give Villanueva the win rather than the other way around for once.

Ambassador of Funk fucked around with this message at 01:16 on Jun 7, 2014

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Popete posted:

Keep it going Cubbies.

4 in a row! :toot:

holylemon
May 24, 2004

Dude, have you ever touched a dolphin?

Fun Shoe
Oh my god, gently caress off Manny Machado, you big baby.

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Pitcher RBI incoming.

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
What happened in A's/O's?

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Geddy Lee is a Cardinal fan? awesome. :rock:

Good Dog
Oct 16, 2008

Who threw this cat at me?
Clapping Larry

LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

What happened in A's/O's?

Donaldson tagged Machado out going 2nd to 3rd to end the inning instead of throwing across the diamond to 1st to record the out. Manny went to dodge the tag and fell, and threw his helmet at Donaldson and then got in his face about it.

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

Geddy Lee is a Cardinal fan? awesome. :rock:

On a related note, Seth Myers is in the Pirates Booth right now.

Twat Nosferatu
Aug 14, 2008

Any Tampa Bay fans here? Yeah I didn't think so, I'll just suffer in silence.

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008

Good Dog posted:

Donaldson tagged Machado out going 2nd to 3rd to end the inning instead of throwing across the diamond to 1st to record the out. Manny went to dodge the tag and fell, and threw his helmet at Donaldson and then got in his face about it.

lol

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician

Neil McCauley posted:

Any Tampa Bay fans here? Yeah I didn't think so, I'll just suffer in silence.

Kevin Kiermaier shall lead us out of the darkness

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
So I guess Chris Davis did a thang.

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.

Good Dog posted:

Donaldson tagged Machado out going 2nd to 3rd to end the inning instead of throwing across the diamond to 1st to record the out. Manny went to dodge the tag and fell, and threw his helmet at Donaldson and then got in his face about it.
Just watched that. He definitely went out of his way to run at Machado and gave him a bit of a shove. RABBLERABBLERABBLE

Carlton Banks
Jan 5, 2004

"The Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three."
Lynn's gonna hit 100 pitches before the 4th ends :laugh:

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


I just learned that Buehrle has never missed a start.

Jesus Christ, that's insane.

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Who does Jordy Mercer think he is, hitting all of a sudden?

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates
Kyle Lohse just gave up a HR to Jordy Mercer and then allowed his first walk since 16 May to the pitcher. :getin:

Happy_Misanthrope
Aug 3, 2007

"I wanted to kill you, go to your funeral, and anyone who showed up to mourn you, I wanted to kill them too."
Good lord, that's what - Jays 10 left on through 4 innings?

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Mornacale posted:

Kyle Lohse just gave up a HR to Jordy Mercer and then allowed his first walk since 16 May to the pitcher. :getin:

Had to come back down sometime I suppose.

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goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.

holylemon posted:

Oh my god, gently caress off Manny Machado, you big baby.

:siren: MANNY loving MACHADO DINGER :siren:

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