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Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Gamma Nerd posted:

Okami has a bark button. I forget if it does anything more than frighten wildlife. But it was fun to run up to NPCs and bark at them

Also if you froze NPCs they turned into snowmen briefly. Okami is such a cute game

Drawing a circle around friendly NPCs makes them give Amaterasu a hug :3:

# ¿ Nov 3, 2014 14:08

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 15:21

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

In Bayonetta, the worlds are seperated into layers. There's the human world, Paradiso, and Inferno. Between the human world and the other two is Purgatorio - an inbetween state where Bayonetta fights enemies. In Purgatorio, all the human NPCs are transparent figures who have no idea what's going on. Similarly, angels (the game's bad guys) cannot be seen in the human world. Even Bayonetta must do some fancy witch magic to traverse these layers.

You know what doesn't have to?

Cats.

Cats just wander round being ever-present in all worlds and not giving a single gently caress. Total cat behaviour. They know what's going on and they do not care.

# ¿ Dec 23, 2014 12:20

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Yup. It also covers them sitting stock still and staring in fascination at absolutely loving nothng. For ages.

# ¿ Dec 23, 2014 13:32

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Oh christ the cheat for GTA3 that had limbs popping off left, right and centre.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2015 14:36

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

If you're playing MGSV and this isn't your base logo then I just don't know what to say.

(Also oh god the Fist of Jehuty is a hell of an arm)

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# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 13:28

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Have you equipped it, taken aim and fired at someone? Because you really should do that before you get too disappointed.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 14:16

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

McDragon posted:

Speaking of DD, after reading a First Aid Manual he can Fulton things now. I tranquilized a bunch of goats and he sent them on their way. And a couple of baddies. I have no idea how he attaches the balloons.

Oh god wait how do you get this?? Balloon dog buddy :3

(oh man the way he dangles when you fulton him as a puppy is the finest thing I have ever seen in a game)

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 13:17

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

EmmyOk posted:

Using the sonar in a cave makes bats leave you alone because they assume you are a giant bat pal using echolocation

Every time I think I know all of MGS3's easter eggs, I discover a new one. Every. Goddamn. Time.

# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 14:16

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

My favourite thing in Overwatch happened this afternoon. Playing as Widowmaker (the trad sniper character), I managed to shoot Tracer (zippy character who's schtick is that she bamfs from place to place and is generally hard to hit) as she tarted to blink. Totally unintentional, but it led to her corpse flying towards me at super speed. God it was satisfying.

I shared the video, but I don't know how to link straight to it, so here's a tweet with the video in: https://twitter.com/brainmage/status/745953060732665857

# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 15:38

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Captain Hygiene posted:

I would pay good money for a game where everyone reacted to your lack of pants, but the story progressed generally as normal. Like, they're not screaming and running away, but the enemies in cutscenes would just look at you like "what the gently caress, dude" before continuing on.

Breath of the Wild does this if you strip Link down to his boxers. Lots of characters have unique dialogue when you chat to them swinging free as a Hylian can.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2019 09:02

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Five minutes in and Untitled Goose Game is already amazing, but the options on the pause menu are all British road signs <3

# ¿ Sep 20, 2019 10:17

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

It's out on Switch in the UK.

Not like goat simulator at all to be honest. More Metal Gear Solid, if Snake was an arsehole who stole people's sandwiches and dropped them in a pond [I]for no reason[/].

Two more little things: the plinky-plonk piano soundtrack is PERFECT and v silent movie, and the noise of the honk varies depending on what's in the horrible goose's beak.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2019 12:11

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

https://twitter.com/Brainmage/status/1175055677372293120?s=19

# ¿ Sep 20, 2019 16:40

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

RCarr posted:

I’m gonna be honest, you couldn’t pay me to play that game. That looks just god awful.

Allow me to introduce you to BioEnchanted

# ¿ Nov 10, 2019 05:26

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

WHAT

Elfface posted:

Give it five years, and you'll be able to get an AI trained on his voice to read anything you like.

This is the guy who included dynamic ice-cube melting based on proximity to other ice cubes and heat from bullets that pass near them on the PS2. He probably wanted to include eight different bell trinkets with different tones.

THE

Elfface posted:

Give it five years, and you'll be able to get an AI trained on his voice to read anything you like.

This is the guy who included dynamic ice-cube melting based on proximity to other ice cubes and heat from bullets that pass near them on the PS2. He probably wanted to include eight different bell trinkets with different tones.

gently caress

Elfface posted:

heat from bullets that pass near them

???

# ¿ Dec 3, 2019 17:42

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

BioEnchanted posted:

a testosterone poisoned clown.

I want to play the game that's the literal interpretation of this.

# ¿ Jan 3, 2020 22:59

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

I never had an N64. My first exposure to Ocarina of Time was on the 3DS. I've tried hard to get into Majora's Mask, but I keep bouncing off it/feeling weirdly directionless. If anyone has any advice I'd fukken love that.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2020 18:00

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Another Doom Eternal touch that I like is the animation of the doors in the Slayer's sanctuary.

They're mechanised doors that, when they start to open, make the non-door spaces look like furious, glowering eyes. As the doors open fully, those "eyes" look like they widen in shock/horror of having the slayer in front of them.

I have described that really badly, but hopefully I got the point across. Failing that I'll try and capture footage of it later.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2020 11:49

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Just found that you can hide in barrels in BotW. This game keeps on giving.

https://twitter.com/Brainmage/status/1254355729449840640?s=19

# ¿ Apr 26, 2020 12:13

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Randalor posted:

Do have to question why all the intra-office memos are so redacted though.

The writers are all freelance and paid by the word. The penny pinchers gotta cut costs somehow

# ¿ May 28, 2020 09:40

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

LawfulWaffle posted:

I unearthed my Wii U so I could softmod it as a pandemic hobby and one of the unexpected boons was being able to play Shovel Knight again. I bought the Wii U version and am too stubborn to buy it again on something I regularly use, but I was able to update it to get all the free dlc before setting it up for GameCube play.

On topic, I’ve been playing a little Legend of Grimrock 2 and I love the map design. Instead of a dungeon that goes down 13 or so floors, the sequel takes place on an island and each, idk, 40x40 tile plot is its own “level”. The plots are connected at the edges and they have a much more varied array of tile sets to keep things fresh. Since they are all on the same altitude they are all shown on the map at one, creating a very pleasing and expanding map of where I’ve explored.

Ahh man I've bought shovel knight on at least four different platforms. Go on. Treat yourself.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 21:00

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Necrothatcher posted:

and it should be pointed out that having a levelled up grip gauge is totally useless gameplay-wise as there are no scenarios where it's useful

I'm fairly sure that there are some dog tags you can only get with a fully leveled grip. Whether or not that counts as useful is up to you.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2020 01:27

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Dash Rendar posted:

and some parts were tucked away in powerful enemy camls you couldn't take on until well into the game

Those guys sucked. It was super hard to avoid all the spitting, and actually shooting the hump to get the loot was really tricky.

# ¿ Jul 22, 2020 18:35

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Agents are GO! posted:

Armored Core? Ace Combat? Oh, assassins creed.

ArmChair4: Butt Friend

# ¿ Jul 28, 2020 14:55

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

*pulls pin on grenade marked "I only soap my pits and my nethers. The falling water covers the rest"* I swear to god I'll do it you sons of bitches

# ¿ Aug 4, 2020 14:15

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

BioEnchanted posted:

Sorry, Parasite is attacking a Bullion Truck, trying to steal the gold. Also because he leeches off of Superman in the cutscene before it, he has all of your moves, making for a neat fight, although he also has a limited version of your health regen which is annoying.

Do you have a podcast or a Patreon or anything, btw? I would be we I to chucking pennies at you for deep dives into these definitely pretend games you drop in to tell us about.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2020 16:45

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Late to the DS invasion chat, but I once summoned help in Bloodborne from a character called Elrond4McBong20. Absolute loving king amongst men. A god walked with us that day.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2020 14:33

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

CJacobs posted:

Are you sure? When you pantomime a phone with your hands, do you extend the thumb and pinky?

Pfft. Check out this loser who's never done any improv classes.

Guys?

Guys?

I said check out this loser who hasn't taken any improv classes.

Hello?

# ¿ Sep 16, 2020 11:59

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Oxxidation posted:

zagreus may be forgiven for not using the grammatically awkward but more accurate "good boys"

only one of cerb's heads likes pets anyway

I believe the term is "goods boy".

In relevant to the thread news, I've just got a gun that fires other guns in Borderlands 3 and it's a delight.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2020 09:10

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Kennel posted:

Pro-trick: Stop playing before Sif fight.

This is legit what I did with the Shadow of the Colossus remaster. It had been years since I played the original. Fired it up. Rode around on Agros for a bit.

Then saw the first colossus and just couldn't do it.

I like to think of it as a tamagochi for Big Dudes who just lumber about having a nice time <3

# ¿ Nov 5, 2020 02:19

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

muscles like this! posted:

There was a comic event that tried to explain this. Secret War (not to be confused with Secret Wars) revealed that Latveria (Dr Doom's country) had been secretly subsidizing villains and criminals by paying for/building super gear.

SOCIALISM!! :argh:

# ¿ Nov 16, 2020 15:44

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

A cat thing in games I like is that, in Bayonetta, you can travel between plains of existence that sit atop each other sharing the same space. When you're in Paradiso (the angel world) angels are solid and humans are spectres. In Purgatorio (the human world), the opposite applies.

In both worlds, cats are solid. Just like in real life, cats transcend the boundaries of reality.

I like to think that this explains when cats stare at nothing for ages before sprinting about the place. They're just chasing off the bad angels :3:

# ¿ Nov 21, 2020 14:14

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Captain Hygiene posted:

https://i.imgur.com/lGhMVQn.mp4
Flyting is just the best, the most fun I've had being a jerk since Curse of Monkey Island

Can you initiate this instead of getting into combat?

More games need accurate representations of the fight or flyt response.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2020 11:42

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Necrothatcher posted:

Demon's Souls has a super obscure but very well designed loot mechanic in one level that nobody figured out for years.

This sentence right here is like loving catnip to me. You could 100% lure me into a murdervan with poo poo like this.

# ¿ Dec 22, 2020 01:58

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 15:21

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Tunicate posted:

that's more of a yoko thing

On that note, I'm so pleased I actually played through to the final (D?) ending of NieR rather than just watching it on YouTube.

There was something genuinely surprisingly moving about watching *my* progress vanish from the menus, culminating with my save file being deleted that just wouldn't have come across from watching it on someone else's playthrough

Dang I hope there's DLC to let me play as Grumpy Dad NieR in the remake

# ¿ Feb 10, 2021 01:41

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