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ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


welp, he gets to do horse sex and get his owners paid for years from now

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



Chrome got boxed in early on and that was all there is.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

as long as the horse still has four legs :unsmith:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.


Weeeeeeeeeeeeeelp.

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008

YOU PEOPLE ARE PIGS!



Fat Lowtax posted:

More like California Owned

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless


FailHorse

slev
Apr 6, 2009



The Lebron of horses

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009



The Colonel Sanders guy looks surprised that Chrome didn't win, as if Jesus broke his heart.

Jiro
Jan 12, 2004



The Glumslinger posted:

Well that was underwhelming

Horse Racing! :D

Acquilae
May 15, 2013



:dance: hockey time! :dance:

bushes
Nov 6, 2003

Kids running around naked fuckin' in the bushes

Welp that's just disappointing.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.


Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Chrome got boxed in early on and that was all there is.

I disagree, I think he got exactly the trip he wanted and the jock made the move at the right time. He just didn't have the legs.

Acquilae
May 15, 2013



slev posted:

The Lebron of horses
Nah, that belongs to Kevin Durant now.

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008

YOU PEOPLE ARE PIGS!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009



Chrome had no kick.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004



slev posted:

The Lebron of horses

that makes like 13 of them now

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.


"Joel, how does it feel to be the slayer of dreams for millions?"

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007


Commissioner ruined everything, once again

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it



That's like NASCAR. Lots of excitement, lots of hope, somebody other than somebody the masses would like wins in a bad finish.

Pikestaff
Feb 17, 2013

ok but consider: arienai :gonk:





Looks like I'll still be waiting :smithicide:

Kilonum
Sep 30, 2002

You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.




haha, could have just pointed to my own custom title.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.


And The Turn eats another horse. :smith:

Kilonum
Sep 30, 2002

You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.



CBJSprague24 posted:

That's like NASCAR. Lots of excitement, lots of hope, somebody other than somebody the masses would like wins in a bad finish.

So true. So, so true. :smith:

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.


Chrome isn't comfortable while inside horses? That's gonna be a big problem going forward.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.


Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Chrome isn't comfortable while inside horses? That's gonna be a big problem going forward.

:eyepop:

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.





So did the winning horse race the other 2 races as well?

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009



Look at this chucklefuck blaming the jockey. Chrome wasn't going to win. He made up no ground on the backstretch.

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009


Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Chrome got boxed in early on and that was all there is.

Nah, he could have fired at the end and he didn't, he was tiring.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009



Don't they give something to the horses that helps them shed water weight right before the race?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010


Eltoasto posted:

So did the winning horse race the other 2 races as well?

Assuming wiki has all the horses down it doesn't look like he ran either one.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003



It's a shame he didn't win the triple crown, I would have enjoyed the MVP debate between him and Mike Trout

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009


Excuses, excuses.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009



Cowboy Teddy Roosevelt is laying the smackdown

Jiro
Jan 12, 2004



Aaand now the crazy redneck comes out.

Acquilae
May 15, 2013



waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.


OH MY GOD DUDE'S THROWING DOWN

OrangeKing
Dec 4, 2002

They do play in October!


You cowardly horse! :argh:

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007




horse

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.


The Colonel handling this with proper Southern grace.

He's 100% right though.

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009



Coward's way out!

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