the girl i dated in high school is my #1 match on okcupid

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mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

But theres a dog there and dogs are cool

# ? Jun 8, 2014 01:40

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 21:49

deep dish peat moss

Maybe they all think I'm the dog.

# ? Jun 8, 2014 01:40

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

Id like to pet that dog

# ? Jun 8, 2014 01:40

deep dish peat moss

You can have him please, if you want to come get him. Labs are too much energy. His name is Gatsby

# ? Jun 8, 2014 01:41

Bukowski: hammulder

Gonna shoot that dog while he's in the pool due to a tragic misunderstanding

# ? Jun 8, 2014 01:45

deep dish peat moss

# ? Jun 8, 2014 01:46

WindmillSlayer

Funnypost Collabo posted:

You can have him please, if you want to come get him. Labs are too much energy. His name is Gatsby

pls love your dog

# ? Jun 8, 2014 01:47

deep dish peat moss

I love my dog but I never want a lab again

# ? Jun 8, 2014 01:47

literally this big: Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

Funnypost Collabo posted:

Ugly goon says he's ugly and proves it, Goonlulz-worthy

they're getting desperate, now that BYOB has cleared out the crazies

# ? Jun 8, 2014 01:47

deep dish peat moss

I'm not even sure what Goonlulz is to be honest

# ? Jun 8, 2014 01:48

Arnold of Soissons: by XyloJW

op srs q: did you do a sex on her back in highschool? if not what is the furthest you will be able to compare, then vs now?

# ? Jun 8, 2014 01:48

Arnold of Soissons: by XyloJW

Funnypost Collabo posted:

I'm not even sure what Goonlulz is to be honest

its like a scrapbook

# ? Jun 8, 2014 01:49

deep dish peat moss

No I was a little bitch in high school and we only started hanging out right before she moved away for college but apparently now she's back in town and I sent her a message + I'm gonna ask her out

I hosed it all up by getting blackout drunk and ruining the night b/c it was a party at her house and I guess her mom got real mad at how drunk I was lol

# ? Jun 8, 2014 01:50

deep dish peat moss

I drank so much that night that I was legendary in the party scene for that entire summer though until everyone moved on

# ? Jun 8, 2014 01:52

Peanut and the Gang: by exmarx

The epic drunk guy.

# ? Jun 8, 2014 02:00

Peanut and the Gang: by exmarx

I think the female posters should come in this thread and reveal why the ladies like the doggie pic more.

# ? Jun 8, 2014 02:02

i am he

you will never be that cool again

# ? Jun 8, 2014 02:02

deep dish peat moss

Peanut and the Gang posted:

I think the female posters should come in this thread and reveal why the ladies like the doggie pic more.

# ? Jun 8, 2014 02:07

Squeezy Farm

Let's tell this girl about his opiate addiction rofl.

# ? Jun 8, 2014 02:08

deep dish peat moss

Go for it I'm very upfront about that in relationships + I've been clean for a month or 2 now and feel great about it.

# ? Jun 8, 2014 02:09

Aesop Poprock

Funnypost Collabo posted:

Go for it I'm very upfront about that in relationships + I've been clean for a month or 2 now and feel great about it.

she's gonna go goddamn bananas about the junkie she broke up with in highschool

# ? Jun 8, 2014 02:12

deep dish peat moss

At least get the story straight it was more of a benzo addiction and opiate habit but I was never really dependent on the opiates

# ? Jun 8, 2014 02:14

Captain No-mates

Illegal Carrot posted:

they're getting desperate, now that BYOB has cleared out the crazies

i dont think that this ever happened

# ? Jun 8, 2014 02:16

Arnold of Soissons: by XyloJW

Funnypost Collabo posted:

At least get the story straight it was more of a benzo addiction and opiate habit but I was never really dependent on the opiates

also weed withdrawl iirc?

# ? Jun 8, 2014 02:17

deep dish peat moss

Yeah but that's only like 24 hours so it's whatever

# ? Jun 8, 2014 02:18

Wootiebabeh

Funnypost Collabo posted:

I drank so much that night that I was legendary in the party scene for that entire summer though until everyone moved on

That's actually way better than getting a bitch so I'm not sure why you're regretful.

# ? Jun 8, 2014 02:51

deep dish peat moss

It was pretty cool, it was the height of my fame until I turned 21 and quit drinking

# ? Jun 8, 2014 02:53

El Spider

you wielded the power to attract not just one bitch, but all kinds of bitches for an entire summer. who needs to approach women, when they all want to meet the guy who got dumped for drinking too much? you god drat fool

# ? Jun 8, 2014 03:07

dogcrash truther

Peanut and the Gang posted:

The epic drunk guy.

# ? Jun 8, 2014 03:10

Gusano

everyone i know from highschool is dead and a human being

# ? Jun 8, 2014 04:22

cruft

Funnypost Collabo posted:

then I switched to this ugly pic w/ my dog and the messages started flowing in?

Waht the hell

I bolded the reason for you, silly.

Oh hey there was a second page sorry for being dumb.

Have a margarita.

# ? Jun 8, 2014 06:10

420 SWAGLORD: saban bajramovic

Aesop Poprock posted:

she's gonna go goddamn bananas about the junkie she broke up with in highschool

turns out this doesn't actually work trust me

# ? Jun 8, 2014 06:31

tbp: DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Funnypost Collabo posted:

It was pretty cool, it was the height of my fame until I turned 21 and quit drinking

i bet you couldn't drink that much lol

# ? Jun 10, 2014 02:49

deep dish peat moss

Not anymore I definitely can't but that night I pounded a full 5th of watermelon vodka and then like half a bottle of jack and blacked out a few mins later. Also we're going out this weekend :cool:

# ? Jun 10, 2014 02:52

tbp: DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Funnypost Collabo posted:

Not anymore I definitely can't but that night I pounded a full 5th of watermelon vodka and then like half a bottle of jack and blacked out a few mins later. Also we're going out this weekend

lol thats not that much

# ? Jun 10, 2014 02:54