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holy poo poo
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Jun 7, 2014 22:02
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I think I'm gonna hit her up
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Jun 7, 2014 22:07
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We have a 95% match and 5% enemy so I think I might be getting married soon, all.
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Jun 7, 2014 22:13
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let us know if the pussy still taste good a decade later
Like a fine wine, it has probably aged well.
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Jun 7, 2014 22:25
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Once I looked up the girl I had a crush on in 4th grade on Facebook and she's a trashy meth head now
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Jun 7, 2014 22:25
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Back in high school, did she know you guys were dating?
Yeah she was the first girl I ever kissed
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Jun 7, 2014 22:53
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you never kissed your mom or your grandma? you are a very uncaring son I hope you at least get them some nice flowers for mothers day
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Nope I only ever met my grandma twice and my family isn't very affectionate
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Jun 7, 2014 22:58
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okcupid also made me realize I'm way cuter than I thought I was b/c a bunch of cuties keep messaging me and all the "similar attractiveness rating" matches are girls I would have thought were way too good looking for me
deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Jun 7, 2014
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Jun 7, 2014 23:40
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are... are you trying to get with me Illegal Carrot??
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Jun 8, 2014 00:12
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I have similar attractiveness ratings to this girl and honestly I do not believe it
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Jun 8, 2014 00:18
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i'll give you a hint: we're a 95% match, 5% enemies
Do you wanna get married soon, maybe?
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Jun 8, 2014 00:22
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Ugly goon says he's ugly and proves it, Goonlulz-worthy
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Jun 8, 2014 01:38
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Maybe they all think I'm the dog.
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Jun 8, 2014 01:40
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You can have him please, if you want to come get him. Labs are too much energy. His name is Gatsby
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Jun 8, 2014 01:41
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Jun 8, 2014 01:46
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I love my dog but I never want a lab again
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Jun 8, 2014 01:47
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I'm not even sure what Goonlulz is to be honest
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Jun 8, 2014 01:48
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No I was a little bitch in high school and we only started hanging out right before she moved away for college but apparently now she's back in town and I sent her a message + I'm gonna ask her out
I hosed it all up by getting blackout drunk and ruining the night b/c it was a party at her house and I guess her mom got real mad at how drunk I was lol
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Jun 8, 2014 01:50
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I drank so much that night that I was legendary in the party scene for that entire summer though until everyone moved on
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Jun 8, 2014 01:52
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I think the female posters should come in this thread and reveal why the ladies like the doggie pic more.
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Jun 8, 2014 02:07
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Go for it I'm very upfront about that in relationships + I've been clean for a month or 2 now and feel great about it.
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Jun 8, 2014 02:09
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At least get the story straight it was more of a benzo addiction and opiate habit but I was never really dependent on the opiates
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Jun 8, 2014 02:14
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Yeah but that's only like 24 hours so it's whatever
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Jun 8, 2014 02:18
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It was pretty cool, it was the height of my fame until I turned 21 and quit drinking
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Jun 8, 2014 02:53
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Not anymore I definitely can't but that night I pounded a full 5th of watermelon vodka and then like half a bottle of jack and blacked out a few mins later. Also we're going out this weekend 
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Jun 10, 2014 02:52
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For a 17 year old it was pretty cool
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Jun 10, 2014 02:54
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Apr 26, 2024 23:02
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we haven't seen each other for almost a decade I can't jump straight to the dick. It will take like 30mins at least
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