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MerchantOfChaos posted:So today I receive a rapping, a tapping at my door. I typically do not answer the door if I'm not expecting anyone as I fear home invasions and what not. When I finally do step outside, I nearly trip over a large paper bag that has been left on the porch. Inside, I find several bottles of Poweraide, a box of donuts, fruit cups, oatmeal, two bags of macaroni, and what appears to be some sort of half-baked Jesus fanfiction, complete with hand written commentary scribbled all over its pages. Its hilarious in its juvenile insanity so I decided I'll share some of its highlights. just talk the donuts and shut up.
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Motsew posted:Actually you're just really loving retarded its hard to argue with the truth.
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Jun 8, 2014 00:50
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MerchantOfChaos posted:Yes, it was really handwritten. Yes, I'm retarded for being aware that break-ins are a thing that happens. retarded or not, your posting sucks
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Jun 8, 2014 01:07
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DSauer posted:You may want to look into improving your living conditions OP. Its obvious that some nice religious lunatic think you're horribly impoverished. I hear the Mormons are looking for missionaries
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Jun 8, 2014 01:10
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Business Gorillas posted:i'd stay away from your windows and never walk to your car alone op because lol if you think that home invaders will wait for you to open your door yeah. if he was a pussy!
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Jun 8, 2014 01:22
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Jimbo Jaggins posted:I don't think jesus goes off on people like that. lol.
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Jun 8, 2014 01:34
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Yaos posted:The best Hey Zeus story I've read is one where he's walking down the street and doesn't want to walk past some white people because he doesn't want to be mugged. The best Hey Zues story is Die Hard III
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Jun 8, 2014 01:37
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Angela Christine posted:What if the donuts are drugged? Then we go to heaven high
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Jun 8, 2014 01:48
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Robot Pride posted:Is that a riot punch tattoo or maybe a Dead Milkmen "Bleach Boys" reference? no, he's just a stupid rear end in a top hat.
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Jun 8, 2014 02:00
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Noun Verber posted:Nerd. he has a point. Punk music sucks
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