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Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Lt. Dans Legs posted:

i just want something stable, yknow? feel like my life's spinning out of control, i hosed a mom yesterday and now i'm taking care of her kids and she's in jail and i dont know where my playstation vita is, think one of these little fuckers ate it gently caress i don't know

rough stuff, dude

loving moms isnt all the guts and glory its cracked up to be. its a real struggle, from keeping a boner when you see her stretch marks to taking care of her responsibilities when she gets put in the clink

what can you do though? just keep drinking

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Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
lol two idiots posted in my Drinking crew thread wtf are you guys doing that thread is poo poo

even i dont post there

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

lol two idiots posted in my Drinking crew thread wtf are you guys doing that thread is poo poo

even i dont post there

im going to find you, and kill you lol

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

GelatinSkeleton posted:

im going to find you, and kill you lol

good luck man i dont even know where i am half the time

the drinking is getting to be a bit of a problem for me

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

GelatinSkeleton posted:

im going to find you, and kill you lol

fifth death threat tonight, second one on somethingawful

i must be doing something right tonight

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

good luck man i dont even know where i am half the time

the drinking is getting to be a bit of a problem for me

its cool dude, i too have a drinking problem. we should get drunk together, before i kill you

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg

GelatinSkeleton posted:

its cool dude, i too have a drinking problem. we should get drunk together, before i kill you

i'm going to literally murder you before you get a chance to kill that poster

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

g0lbez posted:

i'm going to literally murder you before you get a chance to kill that poster

this is the nicest thing anyone's ever said tangentially related to me

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

g0lbez posted:

i'm going to literally murder you before you get a chance to kill that poster

wanna get drunk first?

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
gently caress you for thinkin' your better than me!

packsmack
Jan 6, 2013
Tldr thread, I'm drinking. I. Got better things to do than read your dumb asses

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
poppeye!!!

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

Wicker Man posted:

gently caress you for thinkin' your better than me!

what if i killed you

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Wicker Man posted:

gently caress you for thinkin' your better than me!

you're*

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
:smashes bottle of Stoli on wall:

"COME HERE!!!!!"

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

im all about the death of all humanity tonight, and every night

BisQuicken Deluxe
Oct 22, 2013

drinking is cool except I don't even have the motivation to play video games right now

packsmack
Jan 6, 2013
poo poo, some serious alcoholics up in here. Ya'll need to chill more.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

BisQuicken Deluxe posted:

drinking is cool except I don't even have the motivation to play video games right now

whats your favorite videogame BisQuicken Deluxe

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg

THS posted:

whats your favorite videogame BisQuicken Deluxe

hold up here i'm just gonna turn this around a bit but uhh hey there THS what's YOUR favorite videogame???

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

spore

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
https://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=h9XRm--yx6Q

Play this while drinking.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Wicker Man posted:

:smashes bottle of Stoli on wall:

"COME HERE!!!!!"

wicker man we've had no beef but you posted a lot in old gbs and en and goddamn if your posts didnt depress the poo poo out of me

i dunno if you've lightened up or just went with the flow of neo-gbs/en; you're still p unfunny but not nearly the same as in the past

keep it up man

e: this post was a lot meaner before i backspaced a bunch of it

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

dark souls is free on live this month and its hatrd to play drunk

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

My life is a barrel o' fun!!

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

rough stuff, dude

loving moms isnt all the guts and glory its cracked up to be. its a real struggle, from keeping a boner when you see her stretch marks to taking care of her responsibilities when she gets put in the clink

what can you do though? just keep drinking

Never been able to do this.

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

rocket_man38 posted:

Never been able to do this.

you dont drink enough dude

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

My life is a barrel o' fun!!

GelatinSkeleton posted:

you dont drink enough dude

I did, but then I got whiskey dick too so...

BisQuicken Deluxe
Oct 22, 2013

THS posted:

whats your favorite videogame BisQuicken Deluxe

I really like playing starbound but sometimes I forget what I was doing and I have to start over. I liked the final fantasies when I was younger. What do you like to play?

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

rocket_man38 posted:

Never been able to do this.

you drink too much dude

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

you drink too much dude

haha as if this is a thing

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

BisQuicken Deluxe posted:

I really like playing starbound but sometimes I forget what I was doing and I have to start over.

i keep a drunkgaming.txt file on my desktop to jot down things like "darksouls: idiot, your bloodstain is in the dark chasm at the very beginning because you are a stupid clumsy gently caress" or "smtnocturne: you were in the middle of fusing Surt" and sometimes just "gently caress, gently caress gently caress, GODDAMNIT gently caress"

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

fusing surt

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

Please drink responsibly.

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

sup guys, just chillin, you know fusing some surt

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

wicker man we've had no beef but you posted a lot in old gbs and en and goddamn if your posts didnt depress the poo poo out of me

i dunno if you've lightened up or just went with the flow of neo-gbs/en; you're still p unfunny but not nearly the same as in the past

keep it up man

e: this post was a lot meaner before i backspaced a bunch of it

Someone told me I had a twisted way of thinking; he/she was right. I've been like that since I was a kid. Sorry I don't make you laugh, but I have my moments.

People will hate you just for being who you are. Lesson of life.

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

Wicker Man posted:

Someone told me I had a twisted way of thinking; he/she was right. I've been like that since I was a kid. Sorry I don't make you laugh, but I have my moments.

People will hate you just for being who you are. Lesson of life.

your twisted bro, haha, so TWISTED, hee hee

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

maybe youd enjoy fusing some surt with me? just a thought

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

GelatinSkeleton posted:

sup guys, just chillin, you know fusing some surt

its a euphamism for jackin it you imbecile

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg
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GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

fusin that surt

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