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Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
drinking while on vacation rock the gently caress out yall

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Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

drinking while on vacation rock the gently caress out yall

not drunk though im not a loving lightweight

can we get a drinking but not drunk crew going?

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

InFlames235 posted:

This thread can be used for that too. All matters of drinking/drunkenness are welcome it's a chill drunk thread.

already made another thread for drinking crew but i will be posting exclusively in this one for the duration of my vacation for all kinds of reasons i dont care to explain

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Lt. Dans Legs posted:

jfc how many drunk crew threads do we need

we already have literally all of gbs, what's one more? really doesnt make a difference

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

GelatinSkeleton posted:

Im drunk, just got a bj from an ugly girl.

tell your mom i call dibs on the next bj

-this post inspired by g0lbez

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

hey buddy, she's not my mom

you're the sicko

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Lt. Dans Legs posted:

i just want something stable, yknow? feel like my life's spinning out of control, i hosed a mom yesterday and now i'm taking care of her kids and she's in jail and i dont know where my playstation vita is, think one of these little fuckers ate it gently caress i don't know

rough stuff, dude

loving moms isnt all the guts and glory its cracked up to be. its a real struggle, from keeping a boner when you see her stretch marks to taking care of her responsibilities when she gets put in the clink

what can you do though? just keep drinking

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
lol two idiots posted in my Drinking crew thread wtf are you guys doing that thread is poo poo

even i dont post there

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

GelatinSkeleton posted:

im going to find you, and kill you lol

good luck man i dont even know where i am half the time

the drinking is getting to be a bit of a problem for me

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

GelatinSkeleton posted:

im going to find you, and kill you lol

fifth death threat tonight, second one on somethingawful

i must be doing something right tonight

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

g0lbez posted:

i'm going to literally murder you before you get a chance to kill that poster

this is the nicest thing anyone's ever said tangentially related to me

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Wicker Man posted:

gently caress you for thinkin' your better than me!

you're*

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Wicker Man posted:

:smashes bottle of Stoli on wall:

"COME HERE!!!!!"

wicker man we've had no beef but you posted a lot in old gbs and en and goddamn if your posts didnt depress the poo poo out of me

i dunno if you've lightened up or just went with the flow of neo-gbs/en; you're still p unfunny but not nearly the same as in the past

keep it up man

e: this post was a lot meaner before i backspaced a bunch of it

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

rocket_man38 posted:

Never been able to do this.

you drink too much dude

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

BisQuicken Deluxe posted:

I really like playing starbound but sometimes I forget what I was doing and I have to start over.

i keep a drunkgaming.txt file on my desktop to jot down things like "darksouls: idiot, your bloodstain is in the dark chasm at the very beginning because you are a stupid clumsy gently caress" or "smtnocturne: you were in the middle of fusing Surt" and sometimes just "gently caress, gently caress gently caress, GODDAMNIT gently caress"

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

GelatinSkeleton posted:

sup guys, just chillin, you know fusing some surt

its a euphamism for jackin it you imbecile

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

GelatinSkeleton posted:

maybe youd enjoy fusing some surt with me? just a thought

i only do this with guys i know really well, its kind of a vulnerability thing with me

maybe we should try fusing a pixie together first, you know, something small

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Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

GelatinSkeleton posted:

im happy as hell

you seem pretty pissed off man

calm down

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