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Butthead
May 31, 2011
Once Game of Thrones ends, it won't be cool to be a eunuch any more.

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Butthead
May 31, 2011
If you remove them, the feminists win.

Butthead
May 31, 2011
You can't perform cuckolds without a dick and balls.

Butthead
May 31, 2011
Can't teabag.

Butthead
May 31, 2011
I think we're focusing too hard on the negatives. Let's be fair and consider the positives:

1. Instant weight-loss.
2. Will never be hurt by a "low blow."
3. No need to shave down there.
4. Less things in your way as you take a dump.
5. Save lots of money by not having kids.
6. Save lots of money by not having a wife.
7. Save like 15 minutes a day on average by not masturbating.
8. Never have to worry about tucking a boner beneath your belt.
9. No need to replace keyboards due to sticky keys.
10. You could put another pocket in your pants where your penis and balls were previously and keep other items there instead. e: "Yes, that IS a banana in my pocket!"

Butthead fucked around with this message at 07:46 on Jun 9, 2014

Butthead
May 31, 2011
I don't think the OP thought of a good enough reason not too. Actually, I think the pros outweighed the cons in this thread. OP, go cut off your junk and post pics as proof.

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Butthead
May 31, 2011

Noooo not yet, he has the option to castrate himself to avoid a ban! Which is it OP, dick n balls or SA?

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