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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Rare and Obscure Sex Positions
 
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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The plop job:

Unlike the conventional bathroom blow, the plop job requires that the receiver begin taking a dump before the plop job starts, and must still be making GBS threads at climax. This insures the entire plop job occurs during the course of a single bowel movement.

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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Michaellaneous posted:

loving christ man. I don't know how fast you get an orgasm or how long you take a poo poo but it sounds unhealthy either way.
It's a very difficult position and requires a concerted effort on part of both the giver and receiver. That's why it's rare.

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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:

in the picture,why is there poo leaking from the toilet cistern?
the other variation is the upper decker plop job, which requires the receiver to take an upper decker during the plop job. these men are experienced with both.

Chris Pynes Knob posted:

and also why is there poo poo on the bathroom wall what sort of poopflinging chimpanzee are you jesus christ

im calling bullshit because there is no way you have ever known the touch of a woman
look everyone, this saint never gets poo poo on his bathroom wall. what an amazing individual, there is no way he's lying at all.

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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Griff Lee posted:

poo poo into a condom and freeze it then take the condom off and use the poo poo dildo to pleasure your woman

it's called an "Alaskan Pipeline"

President Kucinich posted:

It's called a blumpkin, idiot
The blumpkin just requires a dump to be taken, not for the dump to be taken for the entire course of the blowjob.

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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

perhaps something a bit more equal opportunity
That's just felching

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