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Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Sunday Standings


Today's Schedule


Now this is phoneposting. :smug:

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The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

With Puig and Dee Gordon injured, today's Dodgers lineup is really something.

2B Chone Figgins (S)
SS Hanley Ramirez (R)
1B Adrian Gonzalez (L)
LF Matt Kemp (R)
CF Scott Van Slyke (R)
RF Jamie Romak (R)
3B Miguel Rojas (R)
C Drew Butera (R)
P Clayton Kershaw (L)

- Kemp still isn't playing centerfield :cawg:
- Jamie Romak has 162 dingers over 12 minor league seasons, but he had never played a game in MLB until this week. Remember when LA had too many outfielders?
- Chone Figgins. Drew Butera.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Nothing but righties and switch hitters in this Jays lineup lol.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Drew Butera's ability to maintain a spot on a major league roster never ceases to amaze me.

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
Hah the hit and run actually works.

Molten Boron
Nov 1, 2010

Fucking boars, hunting whores.
Ubaldo Jimenez versus the A's.... :smithicide:

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

Now this is phoneposting. :smug:

You posted with that? You're braver than I thought.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Tony Cruz is a really loving solid backup catcher. especially considering how infrequently he gets to play with Yadi playing every game.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Bautista better give Drew another talking to.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

oh man bad hutchison

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
MATTY CARP!

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


CARP DINGER! :snoop:

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

MassaShowtime posted:

oh man bad hutchison

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
Safe!

edit- and the easy gait of a manager jogging.

edit2- Holy crap, lucky as well as good

Zythrst fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Jun 8, 2014

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


It's finally over! :toot:

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

Sunday Standings


That NL West :allears:

The Pussy Boss posted:

With Puig and Dee Gordon injured, today's Dodgers lineup is really something.

Has there been any news when they might return? I have't heard anything except the claim that the injuries weren't considered "serious."

Also lol that lineup.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

STEVE TOLLESON

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


MassaShowtime posted:

STEVE TOLLESON

lol

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!

MassaShowtime posted:

STEVE TOLLESON

He got the glove right in his face for the effort too.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

wtf STEVE

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

pillar is a bad hitter my lord

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


The Drew Hutchison Experience continues.

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Ryan Braun is loving awesome.

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
Jhonny!

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Hey, Jhonny parked one.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Bring in Redmond. Now. Do it Gibby, please.

Scob
Jul 17, 2005

2 homers in a game?

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE
think there's anything to hutchison's home/away split or just coincidence?

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

he is a young inconsistent pitcher is what there is to it

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Yeah the home record is just Buck and Pat grasping for a narrative.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Boon posted:

Ryan Braun is loving awesome.

This but the opposite.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes

Rene Bork posted:

Yeah the home record is just Buck and Pat grasping for a narrative.

There is no sport like baseball for really specific and laughable records.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Todd Redmond? gently caress it I'm going outside.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Holy poo poo Melky!

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Are you loving serious Horton?


He just apologized in spanish for the field mics picking up a curse word.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Ubaldo walked the bases loaded. Against the bottom of the A's order too.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Jaso just hit his first grand slam :woop:

Maybe

Edit: guess not

Ambassador of Funk fucked around with this message at 19:27 on Jun 8, 2014

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


BearDrivingTruck posted:

There is no sport like baseball for really specific and laughable records.

in a parallel universe the HNIC hotstove is bending baseball numbers in lovecraftian ways.

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
Again I marvel at a shortstop that can do something more then pop out. :allears:

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The_Hat
Sep 24, 2008

ubaldo sucks

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