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Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Of loving course :mad:

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Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
The King is pissed. :stare:

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Galladro :ohdear:

E: :shobon:

Thesoro
Dec 6, 2005

YOU CANNOT LEARN
TO WHISTLE
this is it

felix is going to strike out 35 batters in 15 innings throwing 175 pitches, then his shoulder will be carried by angels into heaven

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Haha, that poor kid didn't move at all that time.

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
We're gonna lose because one fan got souvenir hungry and because we don't know how to do anything but bunt :mad:

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006
I don't care if wins are a dumb stat for comparing two pitchers - I want Felix to get the win today. Christ, M's offense. Don't do this to him again.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Alvarez just hurt himself trying to cover first :ohdear:

vegeta dentata
Jun 16, 2011
gently caress

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Welp, here we go.

KIM JONG TRILL
Nov 29, 2006

GIN AND JUCHE
the rangers player of the game is a wild pitch

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes

KIM JONG TRILL posted:

the rangers player of the game is a wild pitch

Is the wild pitch the only healthy player you've got?

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
This is going to be a rough one

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Oh god those goons at the Royals game.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Schierholtz 2-run triple! :woop:

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Nice!

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
den Dekker what the gently caress are you doing :catstare:

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Mets gonna Met

KIM JONG TRILL
Nov 29, 2006

GIN AND JUCHE

BearDrivingTruck posted:

Is the wild pitch the only healthy player you've got?

pretty much

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Timmy :(

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Holy poo poo Grandy did a good thing! :toot: :haw:

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Ejections in Pittsburgh (I thought it was a good pitch)

E: Wasn't a strike.

Boon fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Jun 8, 2014

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS
love seein that oaf angry

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Haha I just looked at Dan Jennings' stats. He has an ERA of 1.15, but a WHIP of 1.80, so he's probably really good at letting inherited runners score.

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
What the fuuuuuuuck

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Lincecum-Sanchez pisses me off every time I see it.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes

New Concept Hole posted:

Lincecum-Sanchez pisses me off every time I see it.

Bruce loves matchups in all forms

Screen Door Slams
Jan 27, 2014

Michael Pineda just couldn't stay healthy...
:allears: Brett Gardner

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Brett Gardner is really cool hopefully there will be coolness behind him.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

New Concept Hole posted:

Lincecum-Sanchez pisses me off every time I see it.

Better get used to it, Bochy declared that Sanchez would catch all of Lincecum's games. Because Lincecum is wild and they don't want to risk Posey getting hurt.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

BearDrivingTruck posted:

Bruce loves matchups in all forms

This one seems to lose a lot of games!

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Hunter Pence has the jitteriest, most irritating batting stance I have ever seen.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes

YeahTubaMike posted:

Hunter Pence has the jitteriest, most irritating batting stance I have ever seen.

I still think it's better than Aaron "Taking a Dump" Rowand.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

BearDrivingTruck posted:

I still think it's better than Aaron "Taking a Dump" Rowand.

Jeff Bagwell was also big on this type of stance.

Scob
Jul 17, 2005

haha machado had a pitch come inside on him so he threw his bat at donaldson

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
So it looks like this will be the game where the Cubs bullpen reverts back to the norm.

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Clint Hurdle: "So I wanted to do one those things where I'm like 'There's no way, no way I'm playing Ike Davis, and then we wipe doodly-doodly-doo and there's Davis batting"

Senf
Nov 12, 2006

Machado has terrible loving aim wow

Thesoro
Dec 6, 2005

YOU CANNOT LEARN
TO WHISTLE
bring in bernandez in the ninth for the save

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Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
Well that game just went down the Schlitter.

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