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Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006
Guess Medina just had more grit than Felix today. Definitely deserves the W.

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KIM JONG TRILL
Nov 29, 2006

GIN AND JUCHE
annnnnnnd rougned odor just left the game with a shoulder? injury

Thesoro
Dec 6, 2005

YOU CANNOT LEARN
TO WHISTLE

Beatnik-Filmstar posted:

Guess Medina just had more grit than Felix today. Definitely deserves the W.
wins are the worst loving statistic in all of sports

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


YeahTubaMike posted:

Hunter Pence has the jitteriest, most irritating batting stance I have ever seen.

Craig.

loving.

Counsell.

Mister Perky
Aug 2, 2010

Senf posted:

Machado has terrible loving aim wow

Too bad Abad's isn't much better; he missed Machado both times.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Holy poo poo the Rangers are loving cursed.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
Ellsbury called out on a ball half a foot outside the zone.

holylemon
May 24, 2004

Dude, have you ever touched a dolphin?

Fun Shoe

Senf posted:

Machado has terrible loving aim wow

And the most punchable face. Those eyebrows, ugh. He probably looks petulant even when he's asleep.

a rowdy mullet
Feb 12, 2009
I think I have a mancrush on James Jones :allears:

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
I hope that loving ball seeker is happy

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

BearDrivingTruck posted:

I still think it's better than Aaron "Taking a Dump" Rowand.

I think you mean Aaron "Hello, Ladies" Rowand

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Abel Wingnut posted:

Craig.

loving.

Counsell.

gently caress yeah, another chance to post this gem

Brewers :toot:

Legit feel pretty bad for Pirates fans today. Except one.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
Odor was really asking for it by playing for the rangers.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
the Mariners loving own

a rowdy mullet
Feb 12, 2009
Mariners have batted around in the 9th :laugh:

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Abel Wingnut posted:

Craig.

loving.

Counsell.

Ha, I forgot this guy existed! I had an ENORMOUS crush on him as a pre-teen. :allears:

Also, boat dog!

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


I've never heard Take Me Out to the Ballgame sung as a dirge before.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Aww yeah that's the Colvin I like to see

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
The Mariners are good and the Rays are the worst team in baseball, worse than the Astros,

Lord Yod
Jul 22, 2009


Did someone lube up the O's pine tar or something

StillAsian
Jul 7, 2004
O's suck at holding onto the bat

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Crawford! :swoon:

Lord Yod
Jul 22, 2009


What the gently caress, Cook

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

RBI ground ball singles everyday.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Haha that was the bloopiest bloop ever. Nicely placed, Junior. :golfclap:

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Dammit Giants quit swinging at poo poo five miles away

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
drat it, Castro. :mad:

a rowdy mullet
Feb 12, 2009

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

The Mariners are good and the Rays are the worst team in baseball, worse than the Astros,

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

The Mariners are good and the Rays are the worst team in baseball

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

The Mariners are good


New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Dammit Giants quit swinging at poo poo five miles away

Walking isn't allowed. Gotta get them ribs out there.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

The Mariners are good and the Rays are the worst team in baseball, worse than the Astros,

The AL West is sending 3 teams to the playoffs this year.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

cHRis Carter grand slam!

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Walked in a run! :woop:

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Classic Blanco XBH out.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

New Concept Hole posted:

Classic Blanco XBH out.

I'm so conflicted about that AB.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

Ambassador of Funk posted:

I'm so conflicted about that AB.

That's the correct response to every Blanco AB.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

New Concept Hole posted:

That's the correct response to every Blanco AB.

Good point.

Mister Perky
Aug 2, 2010
Punto airmails a throw too high even for the 6'8'' Blanks, pulling him up in the air and off the bag.

1 out in the 9th, why the hell not, Bob Melvin with the Bill Belichek Challenge.

EDIT: lol it actually worked, Blanks amazingly got his toe back on the bag

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Wheeler just hit Pence :ohdear:

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Ow, that had to really hurt Pence.

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New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Lol who beans Hunter Pence. He never calls time or anything.

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