NASCAR 2014 (Summer): Where Everything's Made Up & The Points Don't Matter

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CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

All races red flagged due to hypothetical possibility of rain.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2014 20:40

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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 04:34

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

I'm gonna bet that when it *does* rain it will be too heavy to race :v:

# ¿ Jun 21, 2014 20:58

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

BMB5150 posted:

Wow no one has posted that we're racing in the rain at Road America right now.

Everyone is busy :suspense:

# ¿ Jun 21, 2014 23:03

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Tag nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

# ¿ Jun 21, 2014 23:36

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

gently caress brendan gaugan forever.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2014 23:54

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

That was loving awesome

So, off the schedule for next year? :v:

# ¿ Jun 22, 2014 00:01

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

# ¿ Jul 4, 2014 20:36

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

At least now we know exactly what will happen if you try to have an oval race in the rain.

# ¿ Jul 4, 2014 20:54

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

I see Slow Zone has made it to Sprint Cup

# ¿ Jul 4, 2014 22:20

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

CBJSprague24 posted:

Is there video of SASCAR tandeming in Legends at Charlotte?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6VKRrH2bTM

I lost by .001 :negative:

# ¿ Jul 5, 2014 11:55

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

The shadows make it look like he's following someone in.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2014 13:34

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

There is no god.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2014 23:41

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Well that leaves Jeff hungry for a sponsor.

# ¿ Aug 8, 2014 18:59

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

e: eat poo poo kyle

# ¿ Aug 9, 2014 21:51

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

229 new posts?, yeah someone's dead.

:stare:

# ¿ Aug 10, 2014 09:22

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

I've been awake for like 30 minutes, and it's weird to think this is a day that will go down in infamy as much - or more - than the 2001 Daytona 500.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2014 09:32

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Oh, to be in NASCAR HQ right now...

# ¿ Aug 10, 2014 09:59

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Tony Stewart: wanted for crimes in 2 countries

# ¿ Aug 10, 2014 10:13

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

GunForumMeme posted:

ALL BLAME ON STEWART! NO BLAME ON KID GETTING OUT OF CAR AND ANGRILY APPROACHING RACE CARS WITH NOTORIOUSLY BAD GRIP!

Yeah sprint cars can go out of control easily when you mash the throttle and aim for someone.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2014 11:32

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

According to the press conference video, Tony had left shortly after the incident and went back to Watkins Glen.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2014 12:02

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

What would happen if at caution speed, you tried to spin the car out by turning the wheel left or right, like you would in a standard racecar?

# ¿ Aug 10, 2014 12:11

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

VikingSkull posted:

you don't have a "style" on dirt

you go where the grip is

Tony put a guy in the wall and came around a lap later and finished him off im not seeing what your confusion is???

# ¿ Aug 10, 2014 12:40

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

kidcoelacanth posted:

Holy loving hell if NASCAR lets Tony race today though.

Innocent until proven a cold blooded murderer and all that

# ¿ Aug 10, 2014 13:50

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Everyone knows you have that av because you are butthurt you got run out of the ICS thread.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2014 14:01

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

quote:

Fellow racer Tyler Graves told The Sporting News: "Tony pinched him into the frontstretch wall, a racing thing. The right rear tire went down, he spun on the exit of (Turn) 2. They threw the caution and everything was toned down. Kevin got out of his car. ... He was throwing his arms up all over the place at Tony for most of the corner.

"I know Tony could see him. I know how you can see out of these cars. When Tony got close to him, he hit the throttle. When you hit a throttle on a sprint car, the car sets sideways. It set sideways, the right rear tire hit Kevin, Kevin was sucked underneath and was stuck under it for a second or two and then it threw him about 50 yards."

Murder confirmed

# ¿ Aug 10, 2014 15:13

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Live now http://www.nascar.com/presspass

TONY WILL NOT DRIVE

Regan Smith will

# ¿ Aug 10, 2014 15:20

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

go3 posted:

'Outside, outside, little bit closer, got em'

# ¿ Aug 10, 2014 15:28

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

So, no Mudsummer next year?

# ¿ Aug 10, 2014 16:25

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Ambrose should just dump Allmendinger. He wouldnt be the first driver today to get away with murder.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2014 22:23

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Boomer The Cannon posted:

Canadian tire series might've killed someone in Quebec today, gently caress this year.

Trois Rivieres? What happened?

# ¿ Aug 10, 2014 22:36

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Boomer The Cannon posted:

Someone got flipped and it shredded the body at the end of the main straight.

Twitter says he's alert and responsive.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2014 22:40

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

"The entire motorsports community is grieving"

"The entire nation wants answers"

Jesus christ.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2014 17:05

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

I've worked for a PR company. Those people are retarded, at best.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2014 00:10

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Anyway back on topic, gently caress Kyle Busch forever.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2014 14:05

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

kidcoelacanth posted:

Sponsorship notes: Stanley leaving RPM to go part-time with the 19 of Edwards next year

Stanley sponsoring a tool makes sense I guess.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2014 18:46

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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 04:34

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

If you just edited the broadcast voiceover to replace "Jesus/god" with "dear leader" then it would translate pretty well.

# ¿ Sep 7, 2014 19:56

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