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HOW COULD YOU
Jun 1, 2006

The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

a false posted:

Adolf Hitler

i would rather him win the cup then the kings

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AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
Love the prospects on Coach's Corner.

Dirt McGuirk
Oct 21, 2010

brave

&

strong
there must be something to the awful taste in music/cinema that all nhl prospects seem to have

Mr. Kite
Aug 28, 2004

SHUT UP AND PLAY HOCKEY
Jeff Carter is more handsome than Hank. There, I said it. Do with me what you will.

Nitramster
Mar 10, 2006
THERE'S NO TIME!!!
News:

Livingston posted:

Jeff Carter, talented as he is handsome.
Views:

The Casualty
Sep 29, 2006
Security Clearance: Pop Secret


Whiny baby

HOW COULD YOU posted:

i would rather him win the cup then the kings

This is all part of coach Darryl Schleiffen's plan

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
Not a single player from the Q. :mad:

McDragon
Sep 11, 2007

Poonerman posted:

the kings have led in this series for .7 seconds

This is great.

OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001
Literally when the rangers lost the puck in the offensive zone with like 6 seconds left, I said "hopefully we get out of this period tied"

NOPE!

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
The worst taste in movies.

sedative
Mar 20, 2003

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yes, yes, yes, no, no, yes

Kale
May 14, 2010

That would have been the Kingest goal ever if it had come at the end of the 3rd

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES

sedative posted:

yes, yes, yes, no, no, yes

congrats youve done the weird gross thing

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
If the Rangers are still losing at the end of the 2nd period I'm shaving

Bliggers-
Dec 1, 2006
Back in business

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr2_IjGKEDw

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

Dirt McGuirk posted:

there must be something to the awful taste in music/cinema that all nhl prospects seem to have
well they are 17 and have had hockey as their full time job since age 10 or so

ekblad used to look so goofy, now he looks all symmetrical and poo poo

Dirt McGuirk
Oct 21, 2010

brave

&

strong
don cherry stars in the new transformers movie as the old man in the nursing home who doesn't notice the 5000 ton machines fighting outside, mumbling about the ineffectiveness of players less than 6'2'' 200lbs

larkko
Oct 4, 2008

sedative posted:

yes, yes, yes, no, no, yes

he said, wiping the cheeto dust off of his hands and readying his hand lotion bottle.

HOW COULD YOU
Jun 1, 2006

The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.
stats are for losers

HOW COULD YOU
Jun 1, 2006

The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

sedative posted:

yes, yes, yes, no, no, yes

no (to your posting)

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

"stats are for losers." - Glenn Healey

Good point Glenn, I hadn't thought of that. I'm only going to assess players and teams based on the amount of gumption they show from now on.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
fart

sedative
Mar 20, 2003

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It was a joke calling Jeff Carter hot, you dummies

Meatlong Football
Feb 11, 2008


HOW COULD YOU posted:

stats are for losers

Any coach'll tell you that

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Bucket-O-Nothing posted:

Any coach'll tell you that

Except for the good ones.

HOW COULD YOU
Jun 1, 2006

The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

ThinkTank posted:

"stats are for losers." - Glenn Healey

Good point Glenn, I hadn't thought of that. I'm only going to assess players and teams based on the amount of gumption they show from now on.

the main 4 stats for every man are : grit, wanting it, hustle, and presence

Dirt McGuirk
Oct 21, 2010

brave

&

strong
wow mcdonagh really pulled off that stick lift on kopitar's face

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
At least both sides have atrocious powerplays.

larkko
Oct 4, 2008

Dustin Brown doing his best Chris Kreider imitation.

HOW COULD YOU
Jun 1, 2006

The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.
martinez rushed in pretty aggressively for a completely swallowed puck

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

HOW COULD YOU posted:

the main 4 stats for every man are : grit, wanting it, hustle, and presence

I'm partial to moxy, leadership and size myself. You can't teach those.

double sulk
Jul 2, 2010

ahahahahah lmao

Tetrix
Aug 24, 2002

haha duh

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
LA will score three more times this period and the series will be over.

Reverend Sub-Zero
Jan 11, 2008

Filladelfia Pliers

sedative posted:

It was a joke calling Jeff Carter hot, you dummies

Sean Couturier is hotter :v:

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


:laffo:

poo poo guys

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
gj Staal

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
Should just give everyone face cages since one no knows how not to keep their sticks down.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
there's a bizarre amount of high sticks in these playoffs IMO

maybe I"m just crazy but jesus christ

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Nitramster
Mar 10, 2006
THERE'S NO TIME!!!
Do the Rangers think High Sticking penalties are goals?

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