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Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Fergus Mac Roich posted:

Get this: I bought a Vita. In March or something.

Ability to poo poo on bad choices, revoked!

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Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Gotta be Destiny right?

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Policenaut posted:

First look Alpha? Okay, you got my attention.

Now remember, Alpha according to Ubisoft is a video so...

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Super scripted gameplay, go!

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Wah wah wah.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


"It's about two souls that are in love but can't be together" *points at super abstract bullshit*



Hahaha. Fuckoff. I was on board till that.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Jerusalem posted:

"I was inspired to make this game when my "girlfriend" took out a restraining order against me."

:golfclap:

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Dred Cosmonaut posted:

does anyone care about infamous

Not enough to care about DLC. It ain't Mario Kart.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


virtualboyCOLOR posted:

mario or gtfo retard

My boy. :respek:

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Oh poo poo, it's Resident Evil 4 part 2.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Commissar Ken posted:

Oh poo poo, it's Resident Evil 4 part 2.

MATALOS!

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Best song of the whole show.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


What 12 year old knows Tim Schafer, I ask you.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Whoa!

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Oh gently caress off Jonathan Blow's game.

EDIT: Or not.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Suda eh?

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


No mans land?

sky whatever

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!



I prefer 42 below myself.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Oi, Project Morpheus, pack it in gentlemen.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

as your posting buddy, i am going to tell you that I thought the exact same thing until I actually tried it. It converts people. There's a reason smart guys like Carmack and such are losing their poo poo.

ok that's all I have to say on this. carry on.

Carmack is wasting his time and his talent on something that is never going to be marketable in his lifetime. Unless the PS5 has a VR helmet as it's only option for controller.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


1stGear posted:

Carmack is rich as gently caress and can waste his time on whatever he wants to.

Yeah but I want him to waste his time on things I want damnit.


Also why are they hype over youtube?

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Useless Shotgun posted:

Vita still exists?

Not particularly. Do you like the anime games?

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


So how much is this dumb thing. The only vita game I want that it can actually play is Persona. How much is this persona machine?

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


LAST GUARDIAN X FATALITY!



Oh wait.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


1stGear posted:

How many times are they going to fake end this conference

3 or 4 more times. Each time they'll tease Last Guardian, then pull away.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Heroic Yoshimitsu posted:

That is Kingpin, Kingpin is on stage

That man is a philanthropist.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


God I half hope it ends on this bullshit.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Commissar Ken posted:

God I half hope it ends on this bullshit.

Better yet, Last of Us on PS4 like it's some big deal and everyone is just kinda "Meh..." That'd be better.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Anyone ever tell you, you're a real weird guy Big Boss.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Man, Last Guardian sure looks weird.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

hahahahahhahahahahah next gen edition announced before gta online has heists

hahahahhahahahaha

I like you fella.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


This guy is a Guardian. Does that count?

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


What the gently caress is going on?

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Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Ahgahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha. They keep dick knocking you poor fucks.

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