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Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!

HOLLIDAY SMASH!

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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.




oh hey, a Holliday smash!

Farchanter
Jun 15, 2008


Burnett's been very good, but it looks like he's starting to lose control a bit. He's on pace to CG, but I can't imagine he'll get there.

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.


I know with Pitchers it's always a smaller sample size, but Travis Wood is a better hitter than several Pirates position players :(

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.


Yes Jenkins good, continue to wipe out the Twins.

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!

Zobrist isn't wrong here, that was a full Glavine.

Farchanter
Jun 15, 2008


Chase Utley's 2/3! What do you think, CBP?

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

ホームラン!


Poor Olt can't catch a loving break. :smith:

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

At the end of 2018, a study was published by London Metropolitan University showing that certain bacteria, normally present only in intestinal tracts or feces, were found on McDonald's self-service screens.




Yeah he made a good play but when Cutch turns on the gas he can fly

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Ruggiano's been beaned twice in a row and taken a hard foul off the shin.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011



Well, I like the way this thing is going.

Andrelton Simmons :toot:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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gently caress yeah Valbuena :c00l:

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.


God dammit, camoseven

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.


Hopefully someone on the Jays can solve this riddle, this enigma, that is Kevin Correia.

theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.


Marco :mad:

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Estrada nooo

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich


Goddamnit Estrada. Goddamnit

Saint Jimmy
Jul 5, 2006



gently caress. Way to be Estrada.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011



You know, Mike Minor, having the bases loaded with nobody out after a hitting a man is exactly how you want to follow up your offense's 7-run 1st.

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!

Uh you didn't tag him? What are you even talking about here Loney?

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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:lol: Marte

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002


Maybe the world's worst TOOTBLAN

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

honestly i can't remember
all my teenage feelings



I guess I should just stop watching baseball forever

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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:love: Rizzo :love:

theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.


I'm so glad Mike Fiers is back. I hope he can be good again and bring back the stache.

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002


I dream of games that aren't constant "well-hit fly ball"

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.





I don't think this can be said enough.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Sweet, sweet runs.

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002


Welllllp

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002



I think Rizzo has figured this thing out.

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002


Realtalk: if you haven't pet a stingray or shark in your life you are missing out

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.


Thanks a lot camoseven

Farchanter
Jun 15, 2008


Everth Cabrera nearly bowled over Jimmy Rollins on a double play attempt, but was off the base and hit Rollins with everything but the ball. Safe all around. It was kind of a weird play.

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!

Come on Pat get it together.

Anubis
Oct 9, 2003

It's hard to keep sand out of ears this big.

Fun Shoe

Please stop trying to blow this game Cardinals.

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001


Matheny what are you doing freeman is fine

PotatoJudge
May 22, 2004

Tell me about the rabbits, George

FairGame posted:

Matheny what are you doing freeman is fine

MATCHUPS!

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.


Blue Jays new policy of hitting line drives right at people is an insanely cool and dynamic new trolling technique.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.




FairGame posted:

Matheny what are you doing freeman is fine

seriously... why the gently caress does he bring Rosie in with runners on? it never ends well.

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Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text

FairGame posted:

Matheny what are you doing wainwright is fine

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