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You can and should be fat and there's no problem at all. Evolution is really mean. I mean creationism is dumb but some gay nerd telling me about how survival of the fittest and how you need to be muscular to mack with girls and how the point of life is to procreate and spread your genes like did you even get laid at all in high school? hahahaha............... edit: you should also be tall - this is a consequence of our 'phallocentric' society killaer fucked around with this message at 17:51 on Jun 11, 2014 |
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this thread is survival of the shittest
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killaer posted:You can and should be fat and there's no problem at all. Evolution is really mean. I mean creationism is dumb but some gay nerd telling me about how survival of the fittest and how you need to be muscular to mack with girls and how the point of life is to procreate and spread your genes like did you even get laid at all in high school? hahahaha............... 
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Jun 11, 2014 16:47
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I look down on you and all your flabby kin with the cold, dispassionate eyes of Hitler
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Jun 11, 2014 16:55
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Yeah, those scientist... lol, how do they know anything?!?! It's not like there's some process they ALL follow to test their hypothesis and things. And to another point, this "consensus" among them, what does that even mean? So what if all the scientists in the world say evolution is real, everyone in my bible group says it's not so that basically means they're wrong, right?!?! Cool troll post. Voted 1. Please die.
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Jun 11, 2014 16:56
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what if you opened a men's shoe store and you called it survival of the footest. that's a good idea, right?
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Jun 11, 2014 17:01
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Romes posted:Yeah, those scientist... lol, how do they know anything?!?! It's not like there's some process they ALL follow to test their hypothesis and things. And to another point, this "consensus" among them, what does that even mean? So what if all the scientists in the world say evolution is real, everyone in my bible group says it's not so that basically means they're wrong, right?!?! What a dry and uninteresting opinion. How many scientors have fun fulfilling lifes? I bet they read a book, like, EVOLUTION EXISTS I PROMISE!!! did u know, these birds on this island, they evoluted to have a different beak for to eat the different seeds, thus, THEY EVOLVED! And when you cannot evolve fast enough we institute a eugenic society that artificially values human traits as 'superior.' Yes. Build me a maximally evolved society. MAXIMIZE! Its almost like....akin to religion....evolution is a similar form of assumptive thought narrowing...whoa nah man its true. IT EXISTS DID YOU KNOW DINOSARS? Okay youre right man.
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Jun 11, 2014 17:01
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voting 2 because the op's lukewarm argument is at least new for gbs looking forward to the parody thread in half an hour
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Romes posted:Yeah, those religious authorities... lol, how do they know anything?!?! It's not like there's some spiritual process they ALL follow to test their insane ideologies and things. And to another point, this "consensus" among them, what does that even mean? So what if all the religious authorities in the world say G*D is real, everyone in my science class says it's not so that basically means they're wrong, right?!?!
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Jun 11, 2014 17:02
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Survival of the survived.
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Jun 11, 2014 17:33
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It's almost like you have no idea what you're talking about. LOL...............
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Cucking is a valid evolutionary strategy http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/close-encounters-of-the-sneaky-kind-85147028/?no-ist quote:According to our conventional notions about sexual behavior, the beefy macho males—the Mr. Bigs of the world—are supposed to get the girls. But recent research has starkly demonstrated that we may have it all wrong. The natural world is full of what biologists call "satellite males" or "sneaker males." Many of them are relative weaklings, or lack the masculine ornamentation to dazzle choosy females. Some even practice unconventional strategies like cross-dressing. And surprisingly often, these mating tactics are successful.
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Jun 11, 2014 17:39
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women are evolved to want to clean my house and suck my dick all day, it's just biological
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Jun 11, 2014 17:40
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It's actually survival of the most adaptable. The whole survival of the fittest thing was coined by some idiot British tabloid writer and since British people are dumb it stuck.
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No. 6 posted:It's almost like you have no idea what you're talking about. LOL............... but you didnt post so
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Jun 11, 2014 17:42
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given heritable variability and differential reproduction it's impossible for evolution to not be true
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In Zero We Trust posted:this thread is survival of the shittest
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Jun 11, 2014 17:43
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anybody thst makes a claim sbout human behavior beyond basic poo poo like suckling instinct or whatever and attributes it to evolution is dumb as f*ck
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Jun 11, 2014 17:43
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Copley Depot posted:Cucking is a valid evolutionary strategy
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Jun 11, 2014 17:44
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this thread: the origin of feces
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Ocean Book posted:given heritable variability and differential reproduction it's impossible for evolution to not be true sex?
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Jun 11, 2014 17:45
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Ocean Book posted:given heritable variability and differential reproduction it's impossible for evolution to not be true
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Jun 11, 2014 17:46
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OH it happened over millions of years. How'd I forget that? Cuz we were there to see it, right? NOOOOOOOOT zing, I loving OWNED the scientists
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Jun 11, 2014 17:48
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Ilikedirt posted:anybody thst makes a claim sbout human behavior beyond basic poo poo like suckling instinct or whatever and attributes it to evolution is dumb as f*ck Is evopsych even in the one of the STEM departments or do they teach it though the liberal arts department?
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Jun 11, 2014 17:48
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if evolution isnt real how do you explain the bible
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Jun 11, 2014 17:48
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im fat and alive and a bunch of buff people are dead so lmao your right op
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Jun 11, 2014 17:49
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Hobohemian posted:Is evopsych even in the one of the STEM departments or do they teach it though the liberal arts department?
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survival of the rubenesque
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lonesomedwarf posted:if evolution isnt real how do you explain the bible hallucinogenic desert plants and a patriarchal hegemony that has lasted thousands of years
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Jun 11, 2014 17:51
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the advancement of science and medicine allows useless lumps like yourself and a vast number of the world population to exist in comfort when nature would've murdered you long ago you're poo poo and you know it
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Jun 11, 2014 17:52
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A misanthrope posted:hallucinogenic desert plants and a patriarchal hegemony that has lasted thousands of years but isnt evolution just a result of dehumanized technological singularity or industrial revolution or some kind of labor-harnessing oppressive system or something
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Jun 11, 2014 17:52
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if evolution is true, how come we haven't found the missing link between fish and whales?
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Jun 11, 2014 17:53
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 i've always wanted to use that smiley thanks yall
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Jun 11, 2014 17:53
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im going to start a religion the god is called "god" the holy book is called "book" alright guys lets start this thing
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Jun 11, 2014 17:55
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Copley Depot posted:if evolution is true, how come we haven't found the missing link between fish and whales?
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Dolphin posted:i'm taking this to mean your dad was a single parent Did you just call his mom fat?
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lonesomedwarf posted:im going to start a evolution
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If fat people survive - which they do in massive(!) numbers - they are, by definition, fit. America is the fittest country.
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:If fat people survive - which they do in massive(!) numbers - they are, by definition, fit.
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