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PTizzle posted:I'd love dongs please, some dude (apparently a career goon harasser) has smashed me down to 870 nation strength Oh you have been attacked by RUKUNU. Yes, he is a famous goon smasher. Consider him the final boss of your training. Guess where we got the name for one of our squads? Michaellaneous fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Jul 7, 2014 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:I have no idea what any of this means. It was a joke about their name. Well they've done poo poo like that, so that's the first thing that came to my mind.
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Jul 7, 2014 16:31
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Michaellaneous posted:Oh you have been attacked by RUKUNU. Thanks to the financial/military injection I just got I can stomp him now, it'll just take a little while. Looks like he's attacked a few other dudes too. Something heartwarming about goons drawing enough ire that a guy keeps making new accounts *just* to attack their newbies over and over.
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Jul 7, 2014 17:20
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PTizzle posted:Thanks to the financial/military injection I just got I can stomp him now, it'll just take a little while. Looks like he's attacked a few other dudes too. He does not make new accounts afaik. He was RUKUNU for ages, and he just kept going and going. e: RUKUNU posted:130,056 Attacking + 158,147 Defending = 288,203 Casualties Michaellaneous fucked around with this message at 17:25 on Jul 7, 2014 |
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Jul 7, 2014 17:20
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Personally, I think RUKUNU is a sock account for whoever is in charge of goon training at the time. I cut my teeth on RUKUNU. Everyone cuts their teeth on him. He's the training dummy that never breaks or goes away. He just never stops attacking new goons, like he thinks thats going to drive them off or something. All it ever does is give them their first taste of combat.
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Jul 7, 2014 17:56
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neogeo0823 posted:Personally, I think RUKUNU is a sock account for whoever is in charge of goon training at the time. I cut my teeth on RUKUNU. Everyone cuts their teeth on him. He's the training dummy that never breaks or goes away. He just never stops attacking new goons, like he thinks thats going to drive them off or something. All it ever does is give them their first taste of combat. I never got attacked by him. Then again, I attack another guy on my second day. So maybe you are right!
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Jul 7, 2014 18:05
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if I hadn't stopped playing this game I bet I could have kept you guys from making dumb decisions like allying with Sparta
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Jul 7, 2014 18:13
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JT Jag posted:if I hadn't stopped playing this game I bet I could have kept you guys from making dumb decisions like allying with Sparta Never a bad time to come back and try and push your opinions on the politics. It's not like that's ever hurt before.
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Jul 7, 2014 20:07
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I remember when funding wars against RUKUNU was a pet project of mine. Good times. I am pretty sure we had him down to the lowest Nation Strength of all nations at least once. I have to respect that tenacity and dedication.
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Jul 7, 2014 23:16
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So am I doing something wrong because my application into the goon alliance is still pending? Not really clear-cut on where to post on the cn goons forums.
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Jul 8, 2014 05:37
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JT Jag posted:if I hadn't stopped playing this game I bet I could have kept you guys from making dumb decisions like allying with Sparta The political landscape has changed since you quit. Drastically.
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Jul 8, 2014 05:41
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Hajj Podge posted:The political landscape has changed since you quit. Drastically. The stress of Doomhouse's internal bickering and trying to herd our various allies is part of what made me withdraw from leadership in the first place. It didn't surprise me at all that things fell apart on that end shortly afterwards. JT Jag fucked around with this message at 16:55 on Jul 8, 2014 |
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Jul 8, 2014 16:52
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As far as the whole 'keeping allies from hating each other' business goes, I'm glad our PB days are behind us is all I'll say. 
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Jul 8, 2014 17:06
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PTizzle posted:Thanks mate! Do you need any tech? I can always use tech, but don't worry about it too much. Definitely deal with RUKUNU first.
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Jul 8, 2014 18:00
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JT Jag posted:I've heard. To be fair, when your allies are alliances of the caliber of the ones you were allied with at the time...  Much better off nowadays, that's for sure.
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The Shortest Path posted:To be fair, when your allies are alliances of the caliber of the ones you were allied with at the time... Many of our allies did not like eachother, including ultimately our two closest friends. It made for unstable and frustrating ground as a diplomat and, for a time, Co-Pilot. It was peacetime diplomacy that made me quit, not irritation over Goons' allies being bad at Cybernations.
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Jul 10, 2014 05:37
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Jul 10, 2014 05:56
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Are all the famous OWF spergs still around? Because some of that stuff is arguably as entertaining as the actual in-game trolling. I remember it as a wonderland of indefensible positions, strawmans, circular logic, and extreme obsession with self-righteousness. It was simultaneously tragic and hilarious.
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Jul 10, 2014 07:20
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this game sucks.
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Jul 10, 2014 07:24
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TheShazbot posted:this game sucks. Much like your posting, j4g.
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Jul 10, 2014 07:34
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JT Jag posted:I've heard. Maybe you were bad at leadership jag We should bring back WUT
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lazercunt posted:Maybe you were bad at leadership jag
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Jul 10, 2014 19:10
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Well, just registered for this terrible game. Applied to goon alliance, signed up on the forums and filled out a form. What do I do now?
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Jul 12, 2014 00:31
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Fill out more forms, sign up for more crap and apply your soldiers to some pubbie nation then you'll be registered as a full member.
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Jul 12, 2014 00:45
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Ajaxify posted:I can always use tech, but don't worry about it too much. Definitely deal with RUKUNU first. Cheers! I'll send you some through once the 10 days has passed. RUKUNU is really persistent.
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Jul 13, 2014 00:23
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Christ. Still guys? This game is proof Goons hate themselves.
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Jul 15, 2014 06:31
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This game still exists? What a shame.
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hi guys, I signed up...I sent a request in game and I registered on the forums. Put me in coach, This arabic Jewish Dictatorship is ready to assault the rear EDIT: sweet I've all ready made enemies Khris Kruel fucked around with this message at 16:56 on Jul 15, 2014 |
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Jul 15, 2014 16:45
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Applied to the alliance and posted on the offsite forum. What's next?
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Jul 15, 2014 20:16
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RUKUNU is...alive?????
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Seamonster posted:RUKUNU is...alive????? And he won't bloody leave me alone! Is there somewhere I can read the full story of Rukunu? He must have someone supporting him or know how to game the system really well, he gets up remarkably quickly given how many fights he's in.
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Jul 17, 2014 18:53
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He has a few guys giving him secret foreign aid, I believe. And possibly that new-ish wonder.
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I was wondering what happened to CN just the other day so I re-joined. The last time I joined was like 7 years ago when you couldn't change resources. I got lovely resources on my first roll and never returned.
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tadashi posted:I was wondering what happened to CN just the other day so I re-joined. The last time I joined was like 7 years ago when you couldn't change resources. I got lovely resources on my first roll and never returned. And look at that, now you can change them every month!
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Hajj Podge posted:Please share any interesting (and by interesting I mean horrible) recruitment messages you get from other alliances so we can laugh at them together. quote:To: Litovsk From: Viktor Date: 7/17/2014 4:48:00 PM I guess I don't qualify 
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quote:Subject: Jewish Alliance. I find it amusing that they're trying to recruit a jewish nation called "The Cabal" into their jewish cabal. Frank Horrigan fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Jul 18, 2014 |
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Jul 17, 2014 23:58
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I find it more amusing that they're only willing to shell out 1 million dongs to their new recruits, but that's a bit insensitive.
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Who should I talk to about getting foreign aid, or even accepted into the alliance? I applied a week ago, and filled out the form on the off-site.
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Frank Horrigan posted:Who should I talk to about getting foreign aid, or even accepted into the alliance? I applied a week ago, and filled out the form on the off-site. What's your CN info?
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Hajj Podge posted:Please share any interesting (and by interesting I mean horrible) recruitment messages you get from other alliances so we can laugh at them together. quote:To: Pippin der Kleine From: HailToTheKing Date: 7/17/2014 6:38:51 PM Welp. Clearly I'm doing it all wrong already.
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