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did brodus clay rule
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he was in scooby doo
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Endorph
Jul 22, 2009





itt lets remember all our favorite brodus clay moments, like that time he danced and also that time he danced and that time he hung out with snoop dogg

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Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

Too bad he's not on a payroll.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!



Midnightghoul posted:

Too bad he's not on a payroll.

Nice.

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!


black thursday indeed

Midnightghoul posted:

Too bad he's not on a payroll.

5

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...


Ultra Carp

Anyone who has never seen Brodus's performance in the Oscar-nominated 'No One Lives' really should.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009



Midnightghoul posted:

Too bad he's not on a payroll.
Can I vote my own thread 5?

Quantrill
Nov 18, 2005



SOMEBODY CALL HIS MOMMA

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST


funk is on a roll to the unemployment line

Bring Back Noid
Sep 16, 2005



quote:

Too bad he's not on a payroll.

I think you'll find that's because it's a pay windah.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013




Xavier Woods, I hope you're proud of yourself.

bartok
May 10, 2006

hey!
hey!
it's me kane!
hello!


My favorite Brodus Clay memory was when he took that horrific bump during a Christian/ADR ladder match.

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!


where's the aksana tribute thread

Neige
Mar 20, 2006

Pregnant Woman got pepper sprayed and kicked in the stomach? That ugly bitch was asking for it.


Correction, Funk is on the dole.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.


The moment Brodus "The Funkasaurus" Clay (re)debuted

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008

I'll be busting the moves and I'll be busting the rhymes, we'll be busting up laughing 'cause it's
PARTY TIME!


Brodus' greatest moment was when he was a giant dancing Hot Pocket

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Your voice may have changed but your breath is still the same.

My goodness, Hot Stuff!


Funk is in a hole
A deep, depressing hole.


At least we get to keep the Funkadactyls.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.


Xavier: hi Brodus can I have your gimmick?

Brodus: sure!

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Lightning... It flashes bright, then fades away. It can't protect; it only destroys.


my favorite brodus memory is when he was announced to debut and was gonna be a big tough guy, and they kept showing promos for him for like 2 months

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011



elf help book posted:

my favorite brodus memory is when he was announced to debut and was gonna be a big tough guy, and they kept showing promos for him for like 2 months

I was just about to ask about this. I looked on youtube and found nothing. I thought I imagined those promos.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Memorable Brodus moments:

- Calling Ted Dibiase Jr. the brokest rich man he's ever seen.

- Cutting an amazing heel promo after losing NXT.

- Starring in memorable Sega Genesis game Toejam and Earl.

- That "Jingle Bells" WWE video from 2012 where he said "Funk is on a roll!" with the most insane glare in his eyes.

- His burial match against the Miz with special guest star Bad News Barrett.

Sprecherscrow
Dec 20, 2009


I was hoping for this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO1kS8wmP2Y

TheWorstAmy
Nov 27, 2009

I'm a stupid Twitch streamer

They finally did it.

They finally hindered Jinder

reality_groove
Dec 27, 2007



Wasn't Brodus Clay responsible for the injury that contributed to Edge's retirement during the period he was a bodyguard for Del Rio?

gently caress that guy.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011

Me uni a la Revolucion #RXT


el sabe ...


reality_groove posted:

Wasn't Brodus Clay responsible for the injury that contributed to Edge's retirement during the period he was a bodyguard for Del Rio?

gently caress that guy.

I'm pretty sure Edge using the Spear after having neck surgery contributed more than anything another worker did.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Lightning... It flashes bright, then fades away. It can't protect; it only destroys.


Ty1990 posted:

I was just about to ask about this. I looked on youtube and found nothing. I thought I imagined those promos.

i only remember because i was being obnoxious and asking WHERES BRODUS every week, so his actual debut was pretty big and funny to me

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks

Brodus Clay's last appearance on a non-NXT show was jobbing to a DDT from Miz while Bad News Barrett talked poo poo about them the entire match.

Incredible.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Yaya posted:

Brodus Clay's last appearance on a non-NXT show was jobbing to a DDT from Miz while Bad News Barrett talked poo poo about them the entire match.

Incredible.
Let's see that again, shall we?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IATZ-gWqqtE

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

Died on his way back to Planet Funk.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013





On the day we lost 3MB and Teddy Long, lets look at the positives and take solace that nothing of note came from The Miz trying to fight BNB.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

If you're gonna do it, do it with ~*~Axefaire~*~


Pillbug

Midnightghoul posted:

Too bad he's not on a payroll.

excellent

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012



Finally extinct.

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me


Aurain posted:

On the day we lost 3MB and Teddy Long, lets look at the positives and take solace that nothing of note came from The Miz trying to fight BNB.

You just know this feud is happening again soon though

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT


schweens posted:

You just know this feud is happening again soon though

Yep. Babyface Miz with Flair to take on Barrett or something. LMAO

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.


GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Died on his way back to Planet Funk.

Gnome Enthusiast
Jan 7, 2007

The skies are always sunny in the heart of flavor country.


I hope none of you forget who the main event players are.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

No mention of that whole 'momma' segment from Wrestlemania 28 that lasted longer than Bryan/Sheamus?

Gnome Enthusiast
Jan 7, 2007

The skies are always sunny in the heart of flavor country.


Perigryn posted:

No mention of that whole 'momma' segment from Wrestlemania 28 that lasted longer than Bryan/Sheamus?

Who and who? Sorry, I was just so taken by that classic Wrestlemania Moment.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

I opened this thread, made a conscious effort to remember everything that I could about Brodus Clay, and wondered if this single page thread had successfully mentioned them all.

Take a guess.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!


Anyone point out that the Funkadacytles touched butts?

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Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Two more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPescdCjrTE

and that dance off he had with Vicky and Regal where it sounded like he called Regal a 'loving chicken'

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