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Gina like vagina
May 8, 2007

"Tears of the Mariners."

I think I read a review of that. Thought it was one of those baseball stories like "Pride of the Yankees", you know? But it's just about some crabby old sailors, stuck in this little town.


Holy heck Logan Morrison! Only his fourth hit and gets a homerun! :aaa:

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theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.


I can't figure out if this game will end first or if I will receive the sweet release of death.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013





Who do players report their "coming to bat" musical selections to?

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

theacox posted:

I can't figure out if this game will end first or if I will receive the sweet release of death.

You would think that Ryan Braun has to get on base sometime this game...

...or Luc for that matter

Gina like vagina
May 8, 2007

"Tears of the Mariners."

I think I read a review of that. Thought it was one of those baseball stories like "Pride of the Yankees", you know? But it's just about some crabby old sailors, stuck in this little town.


Oh God Mariners... I'm almost tempted to switch over to the Brewers-Mets game.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013





Ryan Braun 0-5 tonight.
Sore thumb again the cause of his angst.
The gently caress is wrong with this guy? Other than LOL PEDS, why are his hands so hosed up? The dude is ALWAYS struggling with his god drat hands

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich


Krigen posted:

Oh God Mariners... I'm almost tempted to switch over to the Brewers-Mets game.

Don't you goddamn do it. There is no hope here.

theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.


LLUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCC:siren:

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich


Holy poo poo.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013





Luc wins it again. Dude is incredible.

Saint Jimmy
Jul 5, 2006



Lucroy you beautiful bastard!

Ice To Meet You
Mar 4, 2007



Big Beef City posted:

Ryan Braun 0-5 tonight.
Sore thumb again the cause of his angst.
The gently caress is wrong with this guy? Other than LOL PEDS, why are his hands so hosed up? The dude is ALWAYS struggling with his god drat hands

He doesn't piss on them nearly enough.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.


Telomerase posted:

You would think that Ryan Braun has to get on base sometime this game...

...or Luc for that matter

Share more of your wisdom oh wise one.

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011



Wow. If that's an out it will be the loving catch of the year for the Tigers.

E: drat.

Mental Hospitality fucked around with this message at 02:59 on Jun 13, 2014

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

theacox posted:

LLUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCC:siren:

poo poo your stream is ahead!

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Watch the Brewers score 5 runs this inning now.

William T. Hornaday
Nov 26, 2007

Don't tap on the fucking glass!
I swear to god I'll cut off your fucking fingers and feed them to the otters for enrichment.


Couldn't have done this poo poo like 4+ innings ago, Brewers?!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013





William T. Hornaday posted:

Couldn't have done this poo poo like 4+ innings ago, Brewers?!

Like you weren't watching already. Brewers gonna do their thing.

Ice To Meet You
Mar 4, 2007



Those were some pretty ridiculous low strikes for Scherzer but I'll take them.

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011



Max Scherzer = The Man

E: yeah I thought it was a bit low too, but...human element? He earned it.

Gina like vagina
May 8, 2007

"Tears of the Mariners."

I think I read a review of that. Thought it was one of those baseball stories like "Pride of the Yankees", you know? But it's just about some crabby old sailors, stuck in this little town.


Miller was pretty quick on his feet there to get to third on that fielding error... Come on Cano, follow it up!

Edit: ... Well Seager now!

Editedit: ... Send Seager down to Tacoma...

Gina like vagina fucked around with this message at 03:08 on Jun 13, 2014

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Brewers are gonna feast.

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich


This game is not going to end because we're never going to get out of the top of the 13th.

William T. Hornaday
Nov 26, 2007

Don't tap on the fucking glass!
I swear to god I'll cut off your fucking fingers and feed them to the otters for enrichment.


This is like the exact conversation that Rock and BA had yesterday.

theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.


Just watching this game is exhausting

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Do umps generally start calling everything a strike when a game drags like this?

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Brewers announcer when Weeks got hit, "That's strike 2 on weeks.."

William T. Hornaday
Nov 26, 2007

Don't tap on the fucking glass!
I swear to god I'll cut off your fucking fingers and feed them to the otters for enrichment.


Leon Einstein posted:

Do umps generally start calling everything a strike when a game drags like this?

Except that Angel Hernandez ironically prolonged it by doing exactly that.

Gina like vagina
May 8, 2007

"Tears of the Mariners."

I think I read a review of that. Thought it was one of those baseball stories like "Pride of the Yankees", you know? But it's just about some crabby old sailors, stuck in this little town.


Pulling Roenis Elias off in the fourth with ~70 pitches... Just hasn't been able to settle down at all tonight. Though I don't know if putting Dominic Leone in this situation for 2-3 innings is exactly the wisest move either now.

Edit: I am a prophet, 2 run single to Jeter... Yankee's up by 5.

Gina like vagina fucked around with this message at 03:21 on Jun 13, 2014

theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.


What a tough one, but Brewers! :toot:

William T. Hornaday
Nov 26, 2007

Don't tap on the fucking glass!
I swear to god I'll cut off your fucking fingers and feed them to the otters for enrichment.


Jesus gently caress, about drat time.

Roll out the barrel. Brewers win. :toot:

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates


Schierholtz just struck out on a pitch that hit him in the knee.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

At the end of 2018, a study was published by London Metropolitan University showing that certain bacteria, normally present only in intestinal tracts or feces, were found on McDonald's self-service screens.




Raise it! 3/4 from the Cubs. Can't complain about that.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes

Mornacale posted:

Schierholtz just struck out on a pitch that hit him in the knee.

Nate noooooooo

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002



Someone needs to GIF that slow-mo replay of that Cano near-HR. That might be more action-packed than Yankees-fans-in-the-outfield-gently caress-you.gif.

Gina like vagina
May 8, 2007

"Tears of the Mariners."

I think I read a review of that. Thought it was one of those baseball stories like "Pride of the Yankees", you know? But it's just about some crabby old sailors, stuck in this little town.


Goodness, what an amazing catch by Ellsbury... Cano would have probably had his second Safeco homerun in as many days if not for that glove.

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Nov 11, 2009

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

Krigen posted:

Goodness, what an amazing catch by Ellsbury... Cano would have probably had his second Safeco homerun in as many days if not for that glove.

Ellsbury was still well inside the ballpark. I think that Cano would have gotten a double out of it.

Still, can we get Ellsbury out of Safeco? He and Jeter seem to have the Mariners' numbers.

Gina like vagina
May 8, 2007

"Tears of the Mariners."

I think I read a review of that. Thought it was one of those baseball stories like "Pride of the Yankees", you know? But it's just about some crabby old sailors, stuck in this little town.


Some Numbers posted:

Ellsbury was still well inside the ballpark. I think that Cano would have gotten a double out of it.

Still, can we get Ellsbury out of Safeco? He and Jeter seem to have the Mariners' numbers.

Looking at it again, you're definitely right and it would have been a double.

It's my birthday and we're about to get swept by the Yankee's. I think I'm going to start drinking now rather than this evening.

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canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004



I've been waiting all loving day to get to my computer and angrily post about the home plate umpire in the Blue Jays/Orioles game:

gently caress that loving guy and his hosed up inconsistent strike zone.

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