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gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
"Oh help us" bitch what about in 2010 when you were all "Oh America get out"

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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
back 2 back iraqi war champs

AllDogsGoodDogs
Dec 30, 2008
Karzai better get his rear end on a plane the second we leave.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

JSARSOM posted:

Karzai better get his rear end on a plane the second we leave.

Yeah he's hella hosed.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

I am sure if we aren't already doing something, we will very shortly. Only instead of being on the news, it'll be some poo poo where we try to make it look like the Iraqi government accomplished this on their own instead of the US propping up governments susceptible to western influence.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
The real tragedy here is the human cost

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
I mean ISIS is ramping it up but it's gonna take way too long for them all to kill each other on their own. It is my sincere hope we can get our people out of Afghanistan and that India to Egypt that tract goes rabid on each other and the rest of the world just stands back saying "Insallah" when asked to help. Maybe we will get Anderson Cooper live with Haji Pederast and Haji Goatfucker to help further dehumanize the whole thing. I just want a huge parking lot is all is that too much :(

maffew buildings fucked around with this message at 04:59 on Jun 13, 2014

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
I'm from planet earth and I say kill them all.

Analogical
May 20, 2013

EEOD? Why not, I could use a break from work

:911:

Baloogan posted:

I'm from planet earth and I say kill them all.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

gleep gloop posted:

"Oh help us" bitch what about in 2010 when you were all "Oh America get out"

I've been thinking of replacing my office chair with a throne of skulls, think I could get enough with a quick war tourism trip?

I'll look for caro while I'm at it. I could probably trade his captors a goat for him.

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax
gonna be real funny here soon when the US and Iran are fighting on the same side in Iraq

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:

gonna be real funny here soon when the US and Iran are fighting on the same side in Iraq

AllDogsGoodDogs
Dec 30, 2008
They are issuing Islamic State license plates...

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

JSARSOM posted:

They are issuing Islamic State license plates...


bumper sticker that says "if this van's riding low get ready to blow"

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

bumper sticker that says "if this van's riding low get ready to blow"

:drat:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

bumper sticker that says "if this van's riding low get ready to blow"

gently caress

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

Your President approves this text.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

bumper sticker that says "if this van's riding low get ready to blow"

:master:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

bumper sticker that says "if this van's riding low get ready to blow"

goldmine

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

bumper sticker that says "if this van's riding low get ready to blow"

Well done, AB, well done.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

bumper sticker that says "if this van's riding low get ready to blow"

i knew there was a reason why i liked you

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

bumper sticker that says "if this van's riding low get ready to blow"

Critical hit

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

bumper sticker that says "if this van's riding low get ready to blow"

thread title

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
do they have yelp or whatever in Iraq? wanna leave reviews for businesses that are like

Alpha_Omega_1985 posted:


2.1 out of 10:

I ate at this goddamn goat spit and rice and bread place one loving time on a presence patrol, I got the screaming goddamn shits and just let it rip right there next to this loving dirty savages little food cart, because these loving people don't have water anyway. Anyway killed this dudes uncle the next day, sweet loving double tap with my carbine when he got within 100m of our Convoy, I had been loving salivating at getting to pop a round of. Later that deployment I hosed his kid daughter, but CID says I can't say poo poo about that if I want to stay off the registry so all around good service but not great sanitaiton- goat was a little chewy.

Alpha_Omega_1985 (OIF I/III/VI)
AINT NO RAPING LIKE A GOOD ARAB RAPING OORAH

Seriously.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Google maps had reviews for the poop pond or whatever , so yeah.

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
ISIS is the coolest goddamn name for an insurgent group. It's something ripped right out of the Bond movies. poo poo owns.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

I have a lot of trouble taking this seriously because of the Archer tie-in. Pretty sure this whole invasion is an ARG for season 6.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Blind Rasputin posted:

I have a lot of trouble taking this seriously because of the Archer tie-in. Pretty sure this whole invasion is an ARG for season 6.

Yeah same. I can't help but giggle at the idea of archer taking over Iraq for material gain.

Delizin
Nov 9, 2005

It may not be interracial, but it is black and white.
This still makes me :lol: How did 800 ISIS fighters rout 2 Iraqi divisions?

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
I've heard the 800 number isn't realistic and it's closer to 8,000

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
Plus how ever many they sprang from jail.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I read some poo poo this morning on facebook about some US contractors stuck at balad air base for some reason or another. Anyone know if they got cleared out?

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

I read some poo poo this morning on facebook about some US contractors stuck at balad air base for some reason or another. Anyone know if they got cleared out?

sounds like a source you should trust

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
Does anyone here miss being in Iraq?

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Baloogan posted:

Does anyone here miss being in Iraq?

Contractors

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Cole posted:

Contractors Grover Rrail

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
I was a few missions short of getting campaign credit when we pulled out, so I'm cool with this.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Baloogan posted:

Does anyone here miss being in Iraq?

Sometimes. It's not the most uncommon denominator amongst a lot of vets of Iraq. Life making more sense, sense of accomplishment.. Etc. plus, if your formative and best years of your life were in a war zone well.. You'll probably miss it in a strange way.

:shobon:

genderstomper58
Jan 9, 2005

by XyloJW

Obama Africanus posted:

Sometimes. It's not the most uncommon denominator amongst a lot of vets of Iraq. Life making more sense, sense of accomplishment.. Etc. plus, if your formative and best years of your life were in a war zone well.. You'll probably miss it in a strange way.

:shobon:

well at least you can scratch the sense of accomplishment part out now :shobon:

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
Getting government handouts is what fuels my sense of accomplishment.

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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

gleep gloop posted:

Getting government handouts is what fuels my sense of accomplishment.

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