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Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

I spent my formative years in an engine room, but at least it had AC.

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Whipped Buttcheeks
Jul 25, 2007
Chairborne Ranger

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

I read some poo poo this morning on facebook about some US contractors stuck at balad air base for some reason or another. Anyone know if they got cleared out?

This was true, I know a guy out there. I don't know if he got out yet as I haven't checked up on him since he told me he was stuck.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
I never got to go to iraq. Wouldn't mind making a trip there in the near future.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd
Here's a couple links about the situation in Balad. Sounds like it was mostly dudes up there on FMS contracts to the Iraqi govt for the F-16s and some other aviation poo poo.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

USMC503 posted:

I never got to go to iraq. Wouldn't mind making a trip there in the near future.

I guess it's better rolling in a stryker everywhere than walking up those loving Afghan mountains. You also sometimes ended up in an area in town with some semblance of a trash collection schedule and power poles with 6 main power lines without the 40 strands of 10 gauge wire wrapped around them.

Arishtat
Jan 2, 2011

Baloogan posted:

Does anyone here miss being in Iraq?

Sure, just take my base pay from back then, multiply it by 10 and I'm there.

If that's not an option then no gently caress that poo poo especially with it being summer right now.

Analogical
May 20, 2013

EEOD? Why not, I could use a break from work

:911:
The best part of this is WORKING 12 HOUR SHIFTS SIX DAYS A WEEK NOW.

THANKS ISIL.

the ol pump-n-bump
Jul 27, 2004

by Smythe
hardcore warporn http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=699_1400360595

Nostalgia4ColdWar
May 7, 2007

Good people deserve good things.

Till someone lets the winter in and the dying begins, because Old Dark Places attract Old Dark Things.
Christ, assholes like those guys piss me off.

You just know they think they're the toughest, baddest motherfuckers on the planet.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer



sure brought peace and prosperity to that shithole

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX-7BlRc_a0

Fart Cannon
Oct 12, 2008

College Slice

Some of these guys are getting only good thoughts in their car because of the dreamcatcher they have hanging from their rear view mirror. Good for them.

chemosh6969
Jul 3, 2004

code:
cat /dev/null > /etc/professionalism

I am in fact a massive asswagon.
Do not let me touch computer.

Slim Pickens posted:

I guess it's better rolling in a stryker everywhere than walking up those loving Afghan mountains. You also sometimes ended up in an area in town with some semblance of a trash collection schedule and power poles with 6 main power lines without the 40 strands of 10 gauge wire wrapped around them.

I think we needed to deploy Segways. Lightly armored ones. With guns mounted on them.

A mobile strike force for the 21st century.

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
Do you mean the A1P1 with the troop carrier on the back or the A1P2 with the 5th wheel? This could be the budget difference between having 950 Segways and 965 Segways

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

chemosh6969 posted:

I think we needed to deploy Segways. Lightly armored ones. With guns mounted on them.

A mobile strike force for the 21st century.

Riot shields on the front with dual M4s on top.

chemosh6969
Jul 3, 2004

code:
cat /dev/null > /etc/professionalism

I am in fact a massive asswagon.
Do not let me touch computer.

NTT posted:

Do you mean the A1P1 with the troop carrier on the back or the A1P2 with the 5th wheel? This could be the budget difference between having 950 Segways and 965 Segways

poo poo it's too late!!! ISIS already has them!!!





That's how they're rolling through Iraq so easily.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

I'd be astonished it a segway could handle all the moon dust in iraq without electrocuting the dick off of whoever is riding it

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
But what happens when they find an abandoned copy of ATV Offroad Fury 4 in a Humvee and immediately start brainstorming on their newest weapon to roll into Afghanistan's mountainous terrain???

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Instead of trying to build schools and poo poo we should've just airdropped a bunch of 360s, mtn dew, and Doritos. BAM no more supply of suicide bombers.

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
Streaming all of the E3 presentations in chronological order over their television might actually just make them angrier than they are now.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Godholio posted:

Instead of trying to build schools and poo poo we should've just airdropped a bunch of 360s, mtn dew, and Doritos. BAM no more supply of suicide bombers.

Or: Given out Sega Genesis game systems with a bunch of Sonic games and limited their internet connections to DeviantArt, then the entire adult population would be Autistic by 2025

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Nuke 'em. Nuke 'em all and turn it to glass.

Nostalgia4ColdWar
May 7, 2007

Good people deserve good things.

Till someone lets the winter in and the dying begins, because Old Dark Places attract Old Dark Things.
gently caress it, just paste the place with smallpox.

I'm sure their immunization protocol are in place, right?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

50 Foot Ant posted:

gently caress it, just paste the place with smallpox.

I'm sure their immunization protocol are in place, right?

That's what I said days ago. Get the Russians to dig out their Ebolapox strain from what's left of Biopreparat and hit the whole region.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

50 Foot Ant posted:

gently caress it, just paste the place with smallpox.

I'm sure their immunization protocol are in place, right?

The best part about this would be sending teams in among all the bodies frozen in horrific rigor mortis and swearing there's no evidence of chem/bio weapon use

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Better yet, send in peacekeepers to give "inoculations". You either infect the populace or get a whacked out SF officer talking about severed baby arms starting his own army of browns and being worshiped as a god.

Nostalgia4ColdWar
May 7, 2007

Good people deserve good things.

Till someone lets the winter in and the dying begins, because Old Dark Places attract Old Dark Things.
gently caress depending on Russian trash they managed to whip up in the equivalent of a loving garage surrounded by barking savages.

Go natural, go Smallpox.

And we can get rid of all the anti-vax hippies at the same time, because gently caress those idiots.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
I'm vaccinated against the lil' pox so go nuts.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Booblord Zagats posted:

Or: Given out Sega Genesis game systems with a bunch of Sonic games and limited their internet connections to DeviantArt, then the entire adult population would be Autistic by 2025
Or they would be turned into furries. Oh, you already said autistic.

iKon
Oct 4, 2000

CAN'T TEST
WON'T TEST

gleep gloop posted:

I'm vaccinated against the lil' pox so go nuts.

Supposedly the vaccine is only good for about five years. Beyond that your immunity gets shaky.

Nostalgia4ColdWar
May 7, 2007

Good people deserve good things.

Till someone lets the winter in and the dying begins, because Old Dark Places attract Old Dark Things.

iKon posted:

Supposedly the vaccine is only good for about five years. Beyond that your immunity gets shaky.

Except unlike the goat gently caress nations we'd be using it on we can immunize our population pretty rapidly and understand modern medicinal theory like washing our hands or not wiping our rear end with our bare hand.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeUYE1XNO5E





Someone shared a pretty snuff (is that the term?) video on facebook of a bunch of dudes getting executed in the street in what looked like a "city." I mean, I'm sure there's tons of them related to Iraq but this one was recently I think. Can't find it.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008


Grover, please come back and give us your predictions.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
someone already made grover-esque predictions in the gbs thread that I finally got around to looking at.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
is grover dead or did he just finally realize nobody likes or listens to him

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
Sometimes it takes retarded people years to realize they aren't wanted.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


I have a dream. A dream of reporters and news stations streaming footage of Arabs killing each other. For months on end ISIS and Iraqis fighting to the death. gently caress. Throw in the Iranians too. And when one is left standing, we bomb the gently caress out of them. I mean go full on Berlin style. Leave nothing but sand and smoking craters.
Then we annex what's left and declare it Exxon-Mobil, the 51st state.

Laughing_Stock
Jun 19, 2008

Genocide Tendency posted:

I have a dream. A dream of reporters and news stations streaming footage of Arabs killing each other. For months on end ISIS and Iraqis fighting to the death. gently caress. Throw in the Iranians too. And when one is left standing, we bomb the gently caress out of them. I mean go full on Berlin style. Leave nothing but sand and smoking craters.
Then we annex what's left and declare it Exxon-Mobil, the 51st state.

We call it New America and the state motto is "God's Country"

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Laughing_Stock posted:

We call it New America and the state motto is "God's Country"

Lets not give it more credit than it deserves. "God's Country" implies there is some scenic or cultural value beyond sand and oil wells.

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Genocide Tendency posted:

Lets not give it more credit than it deserves. "God's Country" implies there is some scenic or cultural value beyond sand and oil wells.

If your God doesn't require constant and ritual sacrifices of oil for his war machine, chances are you're some kind of wiccan human being

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