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Genocide Tendency posted:Lets not give it more credit than it deserves. "God's Country" implies there is some scenic or cultural value beyond sand and oil wells. God bless Texas
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What irks me the most about all this is the media teaching everyone it's called ISIS. That's from Archer. A girl in the post coffee shop looked at me stupidly when I was talking to my friend and goes "Uhhh, you mean ISIS?" They call themselves and they're known as ISIL, I just hate that the media decided the public wouldn't know Syria is the Levant and figured it'd be easier to make up a new name for them that's easier to digest than just to tell the public one easy fact. It's going to make it confusing for everyone when ISIL announces that Syria and Northwest Iraq is now "The Islamic State of the Levant" and everyone is scratching their heads at what happened to Syria.
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Jun 18, 2014 03:47
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Calling it ISIS sounds cooler than some twerp on BBC going "EYE ESS EYE ELL"
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Jun 18, 2014 03:51
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Also levant in Arabic is "al-Sham" so suck it
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Jun 18, 2014 03:53
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I thought the al-Sham was when you came home and have it real good to your ungrateful fat red headed wife after a hard day selling shoes at the mall, while your teenage daughter gets bred by miles of BBC and your son is clearly a power bottom in the league of extraordinarily gay gentlemen. Huh. Learning every day.
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Jun 18, 2014 04:32
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Obama Africanus posted:I thought the al-Sham was when you came home and have it real good to your ungrateful fat red headed wife after a hard day selling shoes at the mall, while your teenage daughter gets bred by miles of BBC and your son is clearly a power bottom in the league of extraordinarily gay gentlemen. You're thinking of shebshebah, when you gently caress your wife with her slipper without spitting on it first. what a wonderful and illustrious culture
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Jun 18, 2014 04:37
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The Canadians have Nickelback and Poutine. I'm not sure anyone not American isn't a loving savage.
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Jun 18, 2014 05:11
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Outside of that gay fishing song and Ikea, the Swedes aren't a bad group. And they are Himmler approved for the master race.
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Obama Africanus posted:I'm not sure anyone not American isn't a loving savage. England gave the world Chumbawamba, I think you're onto something.
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Jun 18, 2014 07:30
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Whip Slagcheek posted:England gave the world Chumbawamba, I think you're onto something. Iceland gave us Sigur Ros. Which is the lifetime soundtrack of every pretentious human being to ever hold up a white posterboard sign talking about privilege. You are goddamned right I'm onto something.
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Jun 18, 2014 07:36
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Whip Slagcheek posted:England gave the world Chumbawamba, I think you're onto something. Hey now. After all the awesome they gave us like Zeppelin, Floyd, Sabbath.. There is bound to be one gently caress up in the group. They also shipped over Kate Beckinsale and Emma Watson.
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Jun 18, 2014 10:56
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Whip Slagcheek posted:England gave the world Chumbawamba, I think you're onto something. I always thought they were Australian for some reason. Learn something new everyday.
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Jun 18, 2014 10:59
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Booblord Zagats posted:If your God doesn't require constant and ritual sacrifices of oil for his war machine, chances are you're some kind of wiccan human being My god specifically makes oil sacrifices last a couple days longer, how's that fit into the heirarchy
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Snowdens Secret posted:My god specifically makes oil sacrifices last a couple days longer, how's that fit into the heirarchy So Iraq really was part of the jew conspiracy
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Genocide Tendency posted:They also shipped over Kate Beckinsale and Emma Watson. And Piers Morgan 
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad posted:And Piers Morgan Didn't we give him back though 
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Analogical posted:What irks me the most about all this is the media teaching everyone it's called ISIS. That's from Archer. A girl in the post coffee shop looked at me stupidly when I was talking to my friend and goes "Uhhh, you mean ISIS?" They call themselves and they're known as ISIL, I just hate that the media decided the public wouldn't know Syria is the Levant and figured it'd be easier to make up a new name for them that's easier to digest than just to tell the public one easy fact. Isis the dog's name in Downton Abbey, which is what the freedom fighters based their name on. This is because the British were the cause of much of the current issues with how they drew up the borders in the middle east.
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Jun 18, 2014 14:47
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Snowdens Secret posted:My god specifically makes oil sacrifices last a couple days longer, how's that fit into the heirarchy Sorcery. You'll be burnt at the stake.
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Jun 18, 2014 14:49
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Sorcery. You'll be burnt at the stake. Yes but I'll provide pleasing light for over a week
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Snowdens Secret posted:My god specifically makes oil sacrifices last a couple days longer, how's that fit into the heirarchy Your god's Jewish so it makes sense he'd be frugal on his gas budget, but I can appreciate that so he gets hisself a seat at the cool gods table
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Jun 18, 2014 15:12
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Cool gods table: Greek/Roman Egyptian Yahweh (especially when he's fuckin with Abraham and giving Moses lovely directions) Black Metal Odin Black Jesus (not brown Jesus, but the Black as gently caress one who deep-dicked a whore so good she went legit to follow him) Al Bundy William Tecumseh Sherman Whichever one is responsible for Katy Perry poo poo tier gods: Anything that didn't wholesale massacre lesser beings Native American gods who just lived in trees and watched red-people get rolled while crying about pollution & buffalo Any gods who tell naked fat girls to dance at solstice Any god who gives a gently caress about solstice, really Whatever god let Russel Brand go unwrapped on Katy Perry instead of me Booblord Zagats fucked around with this message at 15:31 on Jun 18, 2014 |
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Jun 18, 2014 15:21
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Look at all you inbreds that don't realize that wogs begin at the Rockies. (going east)
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Jun 18, 2014 15:27
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Booblord Zagats posted:
http://youtu.be/79fzeNUqQbQ
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Jun 18, 2014 15:28
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Booblord Zagats posted:
Is this really what you meant to say
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Jun 18, 2014 15:29
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Prop Wash posted:Is this really what you meant to say His accent is so dreamy! 
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Booblord Zagats posted:Black Metal Odin Any god who gives an eye and gets speared to a tree for ultimate knowledge is metal as hell. Odin loving laughs at Jesus for whining about his little incident with the Jews and Romans.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Any god who gives an eye and gets speared to a tree for ultimate knowledge is metal as hell. Odin loving laughs at Jesus for whining about his little incident with the Jews and Romans. He (and his two brothers because everyone needs a couple chumps to do their leg work) also turned a frost giant's skull into the sky, used the brains inside that skull to make clouds, and turned the rest of the dude into the Earth. Which is way more awesome than anything Jesus's dad came up with.  Also rides an 8 legged horse called Sleipnir.
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And the way he punishes Loki: "Loki being captured, they took him to a certain cavern, and they took three rocks, through each of which they bored a hole. Then they took Loki's sons Vali and Nari, and having changed Vali into a wolf, he tore his brother Nari into pieces. Then the gods took his intestines and bound Loki with them to the three stones, and they changed the cord into bands of iron. Skadi then took a serpent and suspended it over Loki's head so that the venom drops from it on to his face. Siguna, Loki's wife, stands near him, and holds a dish receiving the venom as it falls, and when the dish is full she goes out and pours its contents away. While she is doing this, however, the venom falls on Loki, and causes him such intense pain that he writhes so that the earth is shaken as if by an earthquake." Plus the Ragnarok is about the coolest armageddon prophecy ever.
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The highlight for all of this is the embarrassing amount of people who are blubbering about  THIS ISN'T WHAT WHY WE WERE OVER THERE.Of course not. The same people pissing and moaning about fraud, waste, and abuse from everything bolted or not bolted down in that country when we were burning gobs of money should have been their biggest tip off. It's especially hilarious to hear from people not directly attributed as any position on a chain of command, because every single one of those inbred non-commanding fucks were the first to (correctly) bitch about pointless missions and highly unnecessary risks. Bitching about pointless area beautification on a JSS that will be transitioned over in two days and then complaining about Iraq getting demolished is rich. At least commanders had the excuse of OER/career progression while deployed to give a semblance of care about Iraq's stability post-invasion. "This OPORDER might dictate that our overexerted platoons push out full 24-hour presence patrols so the prim assholes in the nearby airbase can watch Toby Keith suck a bald eagle's dick for an hour and not worry about IDF, but god drat if that won't look like a nice bullet point on a quarterly eval." If there exists letterhead somewhere with your name and "L3 Communications Director of Operations" between 2003 and today, than Iraq was the greatest move by a sitting president since Andrew Jackson. This also mostly applies to anyone with blood ties to Maliki. Every time I recollect the times I had tears of exhaustion from expelling the previous night's quzi and tabbouleh over a squat hole or over a freshly burned half of a 55-gallon drum, I'm just happy that I haven't been minced by an EFP. Those who spent their deployment by gorging on salsa nights and poetry slams between their long 9-5 workday on FOBs everywhere can at least take solace in the fact that the only thing wasted in Iraq for them is the amount of money spent on bootleg anime. So yes, absolutely yes, the people bitching about Iraq crumbling should be grateful that they have functioning limbs and a dick, and they should be especially grateful that they managed to bump into their future third wife at a biker bar in between year-long trips to another failed experiment in American democracy.
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Prop Wash posted:Is this really what you meant to say Hahaha 
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So what would a three-state solution accomplish other than creating a state for dudes like ISIS which looks like the scene where they review the ship logs in Event Horizon Like who the gently caress would want to live next to that
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Nuke every Islam.
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GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:Like who the gently caress would want to live next to that Israel. 
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Anyone willing to lay odds on Iran -> ISIS and ISIS -> Iran conflict keeping these Jamokes killing eachother all locally and only spilling their retard blood anyway?
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I'm pulling for the Kurds. They seem to be the straight man caught between a comic book supervillain force and counterstrike bots set on easy.
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kurds seem ok, they actually let their women do things and not have to cover up and they seem like they can kick the poo poo out of rabs but im sure they smell terrible like all muzzies
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:kurds seem ok, they actually let their women do things and not have to cover up and they seem like they can kick the poo poo out of rabs but im sure they smell terrible like all muzzies If Turkey says the Kurdish state is cool, I bet the Israelis will train them just for fuckin' funsies
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KirbyKhan posted:I'm pulling for the Kurds. They seem to be the straight man caught between a comic book supervillain force and counterstrike bots set on easy. I watched some vice vid about the Kurds and they had a woman manning a checkpoint. Then some text said she got iced a week later. She seemed nice  They seemed pretty chill and cool in general though. Like it goes to show that groups like ISIS and DnD don't get to use oppression as an excuse for bombing cafés and poo poo.
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GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:I watched some vice vid about the Kurds and they had a woman manning a checkpoint. Then some text said she got iced a week later. She seemed nice drat i just watched the same thing the other day. kinda bummed the kurdish commanders kept kicking them out right as they were gonna go ham on some rabs
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