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A Bad King



I've heard there are bears there.

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FluffieDuckie



Angry Fish posted:

I've heard there are bears there.

and beer, ice, and moose

say "eh" a lot at the end of your sentences to blend

A Bad King



FluffieDuckie posted:

and beer, ice, and moose

say "eh" a lot at the end of your sentences to blend

do i have to like hockey to ensure perfect assimilation?

Sid Vicious




breaking my silence briefly to say come see me brah

A Bad King



Sid Vicious posted:

breaking my silence briefly to say come see me brah

We're going to drive up to Toronto.

Sid Vicious




stop in guelph on the way to toronto i will mak you dinner

Awesome!

Ready for adventure!




Angry Fish posted:

do i have to like hockey to ensure perfect assimilation?

no but hockey is cool so you should try to like it anyway

A Bad King



I'll tell my wife. I think we're going to start traveling very early in the morning on the 2nd, so maybe lunch? Awesome this is going better than I thought for a stupid joke thread.

Also am I at risk in Guelph of being attacked by a mob looking for Americans?

Eye of Widesauron



Are you going to Alberta at all? It's a lot like the southern US.

Sid Vicious




Angry Fish posted:

I'll tell my wife. I think we're going to start traveling very early in the morning on the 2nd, so maybe lunch? Awesome this is going better than I thought for a stupid joke thread.

Also am I at risk in Guelph of being attacked by a mob looking for Americans?

ah man i am actually gonna be in thunder bay that week that is too bad, if youre ever up here again though let me know the offer for dinner stands my man

Looke



jews

A Bad King



Widestancer posted:

Are you going to Alberta at all? It's a lot like the southern US.

uhh. we're gonig to ontario state i guess? where? I'm so confused. I don't know anything about Canada except for the anthem the maple leaf and the maple syrup reserve.

Eye of Widesauron



Try some Tim Hortons and then ask if anyone wants to go live the nightlife in Saskatchewan

To blend in say you are from Newfoundland and are a storied professional there

mechacop

Add me on SNES Live


Angry Fish posted:

uhh. we're gonig to ontario state i guess? where? I'm so confused. I don't know anything about Canada except for the anthem the maple leaf and the maple syrup reserve.

"Ontario state"

Sid Vicious




mechacop posted:

"Ontario state"

bwatts



so who had "less than two days"?

A Bad King



mechacop posted:

"Ontario state"

Providencr state. Whatever I'm american not the queens subjects.

ZebTM





the only sports i can actually sit down and watch even casually with friends are hockey and basketball, how does canada feel about basketball

Tipps


party in the front

business in the back


It will probably be warmer than you expect in Toronto. Most of Canada gets quite hot during the summer, it's not all igloos and snowmen.

Toronto is pretty much generic big city.jpg. If you want to see true Canada, keep driving north/north-east for a few hours and check out the redneck parts of Ontario where I am from.

Awesome!

Ready for adventure!




what does a redneck canadian look like? like our rednecks just with more flannel?

Blazing Zero

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke


Awesome! posted:

what does a redneck canadian look like? like our rednecks just with more flannel?

i always turn to a canadian classic, "trailer park boys" when this comes up

The Rage

I got my Magnum condoms; I got my wad of hundreds. I'm ready to plow!





beheadings on bus rides

Awesome!

Ready for adventure!




Blazing Zero posted:

i always turn to a canadian classic, "trailer park boys" when this comes up

so a lot like our rednecks just with weird shaped cigarette boxes and nicer jails

Blazing Zero

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke


Awesome! posted:

so a lot like our rednecks just with weird shaped cigarette boxes and nicer jails

also a lot of deadly things happening every day with no permanent damage or death. canada is truly a magical place

The Rage

I got my Magnum condoms; I got my wad of hundreds. I'm ready to plow!





Blazing Zero posted:

also a lot of deadly things happening every day with no permanent damage or death. canada is truly a magical place

unless you were recently a mountie in Moncton

Damp Star Baby

Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH


Tipps posted:

Toronto is pretty much generic big city.jpg. If you want to see true Canada, keep driving north/north-east for a few hours and check out the redneck parts of Ontario where I am from.

Tipps


party in the front

business in the back


Awesome! posted:

what does a redneck canadian look like? like our rednecks just with more flannel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59Vic7jRHvA

This.

This is Canadian redneck.

Note: This is in the south of Ontario (Rodney), much closer to Sid in Guelph than where I grew up (Sudbury).

AKRON HEAT


my gaze, your doom

verily carefree



ZebTM posted:

the only sports i can actually sit down and watch even casually with friends are hockey and basketball, how does canada feel about basketball

we invented it

Mac Tonight

aw yeah tahts it man

Toronto is a cool city. lots of cool little shops and restaurants. real nice city to just walk around in. the people are mostly super friendly too.

Is Honest Ed's still open or did they finally close it? If not stop in to see some real weird poo poo

Mac Tonight

aw yeah tahts it man

Nathan Phillips Square is where city hall is. they blew it up in one of the resident evil movies. also old city hall is there too and it's a pretty cool building with a WW1/WW2/Korean war memorial

A Bad King



Thank you

Mac

Ilu

ron color


a single heh posted:

we invented it

wait what

PandaCookies

Delicious endangered confection!


Roving gangs of children high on cough syrup. Careful. One of them might tell you to "Stuff it."

bwatts



make sure nobody has paid sid to hunt and kill you for $5.

poverty goat




trailer park boys is the most accurate documentary depiction of canadians and should be good prep material


they're mostly just loveable oafs but you gotta watch out for the bottle kids

Mac Tonight

aw yeah tahts it man

You should also be aware that if you want to buy beer you have to go to a Beer Store and if you want liquor you have to go to the LCBO

Disco_Bandit


come to alberta it's lonely as gently caress here

A Bad King



Mac Tonight posted:

You should also be aware that if you want to buy beer you have to go to a Beer Store and if you want liquor you have to go to the LCBO

What the gently caress. Am I found to be in Virginia or something?!

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A Bad King



bawbzilla posted:

come to alberta it's lonely as gently caress here

Haha haha haha a haha j haha haha haha no

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