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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
PWinsider -

quote:

On their Twitter account, TNA asked fans if they want to know the opening match of tonight's Slammiversary PPV. They said if they got 500 retweets they would tell the fans the match. As you can see below after 43 minutes, they are stuck at 202 retweets.

quote:



MAIN EVENT: WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP STEEL CAGE MATCH
This Sunday, Samoa Joe is scheduled to face Bobby Lashley and Austin Aries is scheduled to challenge Kenny King. We can now report that the winners of each of those bouts will then be added to Sunday’s Main Event against TNA World Champion Eric Young – creating a Three Way Steel Cage Match for the TNA World Heavyweight Title.

TEXAS DEATH MATCH
EC3 vs. Bully Ray

Kurt Angle will announce the next TNA Hall Of Fame Inductee

Ladder Match For The X Division Championship: Manik vs. Tigre Uno vs. Crazzy Steve vs. Sanada vs. Eddie Edwards vs. Davey Richards

Knockouts Championship: Angelina Love vs. Gail Kim

Bobby Lashley vs. Samoa Joe

Willow vs. Magnus

"Cowboy" James Storm vs. Mr. Anderson

Austin Aries vs. Kenny King

The Von Erich Family to appear

EugeneJ fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Jun 16, 2014

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Database unavailable.

Sir Jebus
Feb 9, 2010

The only hero left for man is weed.

Gonzo McFee posted:

Database unavailable.

And yet this thread will have the same amount of posts as any TNA ppv.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



I'm only watching this to tell others why they shouldn't watch this.

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!

Gonzo McFee posted:

Database unavailable.

got that too a few times.

this is a sign isn't it?

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:

SylvainMustach posted:

got that too a few times.

this is a sign isn't it?

That TNA is so popular that it's causing Something Awful to crash. Basically on par with the Super Bowl.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
IS THAT CHEATUM?

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


The Menagerie is the worst thing, and I love it for every wrong reason.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Fellow TVIV mod Annakie was roped into going this show. She just tweeted.

quote:

Just saw a clown in stilts fall. This night is looking up.


It should be noted that she is not a wrestling fan. So that's probably why she agreed to go to a TNA show.

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
how dare they mention Kazarian after what they did to him.

also, Sanada is still 2cute4TNA

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

WHy are they chanting for Crazzzzzzzzzzy Steve?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

This match is really bad.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Oatgan is having a good time I hope.

sonicice
Oct 21, 2000

Michael J Beverage, I've got a bone to pick with you.
This is a fun match but drat these guys putting their bodies on the line for TNA is lol

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


What the gently caress was that finish?

Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe

Great White Hope posted:

What the gently caress was that finish?

a bad one

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Great White Hope posted:

What the gently caress was that finish?

Davey Richards dying on the least-viewed PPV in history

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Ahahaah I think I saw a guy in the crowd with a GFW shirt.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Awkwardly set up spot. Wait. Awkwardly set up spot. Wait. Awkward win.

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
Sanada retained? Oh no!

I like him a lot and I wanted him to leave TNA forever. I wanted him to go elsewhere, to greener pastures.

It also seems like a bad idea to start the PPV off with this match.

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!
this promo is awful

EDIT King did a minute promo and sold his point and his character way faster than MVP just did in 5 mins

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I'm afraid of this match.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Sad Tidings Magnus

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



TNA crowd sure is packed tonight


Alternate angle:

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



This PPV really needed a Dixie promo.

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
This whole Willow episode is really fascinating.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
I'm bored.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Tenay called him Hardy, hahahaha

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


I'll at least say that everything they've done with the Bram character is good and makes sense

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
This is not a bad show - feels more like a decent episode of Impact than a major PPV, but I can live with that

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I hope it's AJ Styles.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
TNA does a six-man ladder match for a title, then shows off their Spanish and French announce teams. It really is a cargo cult wrestling company.

sonicice
Oct 21, 2000

Michael J Beverage, I've got a bone to pick with you.
Shouldn't this be Samoa Joe?

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

sonicice posted:

Shouldn't this be Samoa Joe?

He'll probably be out of the company by the time Bound for Glory happens

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
D'Von looks really good :)

Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe
This is really loving weird.

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
didn't they let Devon go in like mid-2013?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

EC3 stealing Zack Ryder's old ECW gimmick.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Nice of Aries to keep the guardrail from falling into the fans.

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skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
That was a decent episode of Raw, but it wasn't worth $45.

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