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Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.


LAST WEEK ON RAW:

- The show began with Triple H and Stephanie McMahon stripping Daniel Bryan of the WWE World Heavyweight Championship and turning the Money in the Bank ladder match into a championship ladder match. Bryan wasn’t there, but they had the belts, somehow. The Authority put Randy Orton into the MITB match without a qualifier.

1. Money in the Bank Qualifying Match: Sheamus defeated Bad News Barrett. Sheamus won by pinfall with a Brogue Kick.

2. Rusev defeated Zack Ryder. Another quick submission win for Rusev.

3. Rybaxel defeated Goldust and R-Truth. Truth was Cody Rhodes’ latest choice for Goldust’s new tag team partner. Goldust lost the match to a Curtis Axel roll-up. Everyone was disappointed.

- Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose beat up 3MB, then cut a promo about how they planned to beat up Seth Rollins later in the show.

4. The Usos defeated Fandango and Damien Sandow. The Usos won with a splash. Damien Sandow was dressed as an interpretive dancer. Before the match, Summer Rae had jumped Layla backstage and poured milk on her. I don’t know.

5. Bo Dallas defeated Xavier Woods. Bo won with a Bo-dog.

6. Money in the Bank Qualifying Match: Cesaro defeated Rob Van Dam. Cesaro pinned Van Dam following a Neutralizer.

- Seth Rollins had a sit-down (and also stand-up) interview with Michael Cole. He said he had to adapt, and that he didn’t sell out, he “bought in.” After the interview, Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns showed up, but were cut off by the Wyatt Family. Thankfully JOHN CENA was around to make the save for The Shield, and that’s a thing that is happening.

7. Paige defeated Alicia Fox. Paige won by submission with the PTO modified Scorpion Crosslock. After the match, Alicia beat up Aksana.

8. Jack Swagger defeated Santino Marella. Swagger won with a gutwrench powerbomb.

9. Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose and John Cena defeated The Wyatt Family. Roman Reigns pinned Luke Harper with a spear. Earlier in the night, Triple H had promised this would be the last time we’d see The Shield, but nothing else of note happened.



WHY YOU SHOULD WATCH RAW TONIGHT:
  • The Shield
  • El Torito
  • I don't know it'll probably suck
  • Play the Destiny alpha instead
  • Or watch World Cup highlights
  • Kevin Hart??? gently caress you
  • The 3MB retrospective reel
  • Remember JTG? Me neither
  • Drink yourself silly celebrating the one time US fans care about soccer
  • gently caress all other nations USA #1
  • Maybe Brad Maddox will return tonight?
  • John Cena

STREAMS FOR TONIGHT:

http://bigevents.tv
http://thefirstrow.eu

In addition, WrasslorMonkey made a cool application that makes streams look great. Follow these instructions!

WrasslorMonkey posted:

And here's the bookmarklet that removes the extra junk from streams since it seemed to work out well for folks last time (open the page and drag the link to your bookmarks bar then click it while on a stream page).

All this and more, live on Monday Night Raw!

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Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Apparently on house shows they've had Slater, Hornswoggle, and Sandow be 3MB. They could do worse.

Poor Slater, though.

He's a one man baaaaand :smith:

Fiveace Attorney
Dec 12, 2006

I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!
In the case bigevents is still down, use http://wrestling-network.net/featured/wwe-raw-16-06-2014-live_wn5657

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

I just found out from wikipedia that Curtis Axel's hangman's facebuster finish is called the Axehole.

Killing time until RAW :c00lbert: Got a good feeling about this week.

Last time I had a good feeling was the RAW after last year's Survivor Series.

Also typical Ghana, West Africa putting over the American talent.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
This is the last RAW for a while in which you will be graced by my presence in the GDT, make it a good one

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I doubt they'll mention the roster cuts in the pre-show, but I come in and Booker's talking about how they had a parade the other day.

Also, PAUL HEYMAN GET ON THE PRESHOW RIGHT NOW

MrTpug
Feb 16, 2011

Dear God, did Alex Riley find Warrior's hidden cocaine stash?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
:cry: I'll be okay, I'll be okay.

Oh god I miss them already!

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Valeyard posted:

This is the last RAW for a while in which you will be graced by my presence in the GDT, make it a good one

thank god

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004
CUM-PETE

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Heyman pushing that Kane is the one who snapped Daniel's neck like a twig. Authority always wins!

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004
bunch of people dressed as refs in the crowd.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

DM Punk posted:

bunch of people dressed as refs in the crowd.

What, you don't wear a vertically striped black and white shirt on the regular, especially to sports events? What are you, weird or something?

E: Yesss, Heyman, tell me who beat the Streak.

Shima Honnou fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Jun 17, 2014

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

if this world cup score holds up kofi is gonna be the butt of jokes (moreso)

e: it did not :/

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004
Alex Riley gets paid in WWE Shop commissions.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Vertical Lime posted:

if this world cup score holds up kofi is gonna be the butt of jokes (moreso)

Calling it, Swagger beats Kofi clean in a squash tonight regardless of the football result.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

you are no replacement for the real brad maddox, whose firing is the trigger for me leaving

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Valeyard posted:

you are no replacement for the real brad maddox, whose firing is the trigger for me leaving

i hope brad maddox stays fired

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

are you guys ready for another announcement

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger
Haha RVD on Superstars

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004
Heyman hates Stevie Ray.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Superstars: Swagger versus RVD. Could be a good sign that we'll have less RVD tonight than usual.

Static Rook
Dec 1, 2000

by Lowtax
Poor Swagger, demoted to Superstars this week.


With RVD? I'm ok with this.

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

Writer Cath posted:

:cry: I'll be okay, I'll be okay.

Oh god I miss them already!

We're in this together, Cath. :sympathy:

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Vertical Lime posted:

if this world cup score holds up kofi is gonna be the butt of jokes (moreso)

e: it did not :/

oh it's back on :toot:

Static Rook
Dec 1, 2000

by Lowtax
Rollins vs Ziggler in the battle of the bleach

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



FlairMiz 2.0 should be fun to laugh at.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
THIS ISNT NCIS. :catstare:

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!
hilarious comedian

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

What the gently caress where is NCIS?

Static Rook
Dec 1, 2000

by Lowtax
Alex Riley looks like Seth Green with a beard

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
unironically hoping for a triple h promo to start the night

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Superstar spoilers.

ONE OF A KIND

Desumaytah
Apr 23, 2005

Intensity, .mpeg gritty, Intelligence
I hope Rollins gets his new theme tonight.

And I hope it's John Cena's.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

Valeyard posted:

unironically hoping for a triple h promo to start the night

Sounds like that's happening.

LMAO RVD relegated to Superstars.

The championships are above the ring again.

Cole is talking to Dunn.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
:byodood: I can't wait to see what hilarious antics 3MB get up to tonight!

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!

Daniel Bryan posted:

Sounds like that's happening.

LMAO RVD relegated to Superstars.

The championships are above the ring again.

and swagger :(

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Asmodai_00 posted:

are you guys ready for another announcement

I still can't get used to them not existing anymore.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Writer Cath posted:

:byodood: I can't wait to see what hilarious antics 3MB get up to tonight!

I'm so sorry for your loss, but 3MB has been hindered. Indefinitely.

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BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Woo! USA beat Ghana!

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