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I hope John Cena chucks stairs into the faces of every person who's currently employed by WWE.
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Isn't the tactical vest heavy? Feels like Im wearing nothing at all!
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Jun 17, 2014 05:30
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quote:PWTorch has learned that WWE's latest head writer Jay Gibson was cut by WWE CEO Vince McMahon over the weekend. pucking
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Jun 17, 2014 05:32
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Next week Vicky might die for falling for Roman's subtle handsome machinations -- will face Reigns save her. I like to think he might.
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Jun 17, 2014 05:37
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I am really hoping "I'M GONNA HUCK THESE FUCKIN STEEL STEPS AT YOU FROM THE RING" is one of Cena's signature moves now
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Jun 17, 2014 05:39
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Supreme Allah posted:Next week Vicky might die for falling for Roman's subtle handsome machinations -- will face Reigns save her. I like to think he might. In ring sexathon when he wins the WWE WHC title.
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Jun 17, 2014 05:40
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Mob posted:I am really hoping "I'M GONNA HUCK THESE FUCKIN STEEL STEPS AT YOU FROM THE RING" is one of Cena's signature moves now I liked Sheamus chucking the ladder more.
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Jun 17, 2014 05:41
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Daniel Bryan posted:pucking I can see the improvement immediately! *spikes coffee*
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Jun 17, 2014 05:42
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Mob posted:I am really hoping "I'M GONNA HUCK THESE FUCKIN STEEL STEPS AT YOU FROM THE RING" is one of Cena's signature moves now Except the other half of that exchange will only ever be "OK! I'LL HALF HEARTEDLY BLOCK THEM WITH BOTH HANDS THEN SORT OF AWKWARDLY FLOP BACKWARDS"
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Jun 17, 2014 05:44
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Codependent Poster posted:I liked Sheamus chucking the ladder more. Yeah on the replay you can tell that is clips Rowan just enough for him to really be able to sell pain the way he was slapping the mat.
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Jun 17, 2014 05:44
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Three hour raw sucks rear end. This show would have been an all-timer if you cut the fat and made it two hours.
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Jun 17, 2014 05:53
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have they suddenly decided that the ambulance match is kane's signature match type or something
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Jun 17, 2014 06:00
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Jackie D posted:Why did HHH allow this??? While Vickie was distracted by Roman's seduction, he doctored HHH and Steph's drinks. By pure luck HHH knocked his over Vickie but Steph drank hers and projectile vomited all over Vickie (seriously), so Triple H took her to the hospital and left Vickie in charge. Vickie angrily agreed to let Roman into the Battle Royale, either because she was still seduced from earlier or because she was so angry about her humiliations that she really wasn't paying any attention to what he was saying. Meanwhile, Dean Ambrose was just flat out attempting to murder Seth Rollins or anybody who happened to be in the near-vicinity of where Seth Rollins had recently been.
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Jun 17, 2014 06:00
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All I'm thinking about is how awesome JBL & Cole Show is gonna be when Stardust debuts on it.
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Jun 17, 2014 06:20
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That Raw owned. The ONLY part I dislike about Roman basically keeping the Shield gear and entrance and theme is I fear it might lessen the eventual pop when hopefully anywhere from 6 months to two years down the line we get the original SIERRA HOTEL INDIA ECHO LIMA DELTA.
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Jun 17, 2014 06:21
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Sex Robot posted:Except the other half of that exchange will only ever be "OK! I'LL HALF HEARTEDLY BLOCK THEM WITH BOTH HANDS THEN SORT OF AWKWARDLY FLOP BACKWARDS" Unless you're Bray, in which case you block the steps with your loving face.
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Jun 17, 2014 06:22
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SamuraiFoochs posted:That Raw owned. The ONLY part I dislike about Roman basically keeping the Shield gear and entrance and theme is I fear it might lessen the eventual pop when hopefully anywhere from 6 months to two years down the line we get the original SIERRA HOTEL INDIA ECHO LIMA DELTA. I feel like there is a lot of denial going on in this post. But it just means you have a lot of love in your heart Foochs. 
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Jun 17, 2014 06:25
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Sanguinia posted:I feel like there is a lot of denial going on in this post. But it just means you have a lot of love in your heart Foochs. I think you're nuts if you don't think there will EVENTUALLY be a Shield reunion. They were one of the hottest stables ever, broken up at their peak. If they reunited DX in '06, and if they reunited Evolution in 2014, they'll reunite The Shield eventually.
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Jun 17, 2014 06:31
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I think it proved the Shield's goal.
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Jun 17, 2014 06:32
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I think theres a very important person missing from the Shield who might have been a factor in DX and Evolution reforming. I am referring of course to Dave Batista.
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Jun 17, 2014 06:33
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Shield will reform in a few years and we'll flip our poo poo over it. Til then we've got our memories~
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Jun 17, 2014 06:34
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SamuraiFoochs posted:I think you're nuts if you don't think there will EVENTUALLY be a Shield reunion. They were one of the hottest stables ever, broken up at their peak. If they reunited DX in '06, and if they reunited Evolution in 2014, they'll reunite The Shield eventually. Hey man none of us, especially me, have spent hours fantasy booking Shield reunions that happen a couple years from now and oh my god the pop
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Jun 17, 2014 06:36
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Teddybear posted:Shield will reform in a few years and we'll flip our poo poo over it. Til then we've got our memories~ Pretty much this. Until them I'm sure they'll all do awesome stuff by themselves too. Mob posted:Hey man none of us, especially me, have spent hours fantasy booking Shield reunions that happen a couple years from now and oh my god the pop I deserve that. 
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Jun 17, 2014 06:36
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Stardust is top of my Fave 5 and so is his theme. Push Stardust.
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Jun 17, 2014 06:38
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I'm almost sad I stopped watching after the vomit segment because Stardust sounds ridiculous in the best kind of way 
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Jun 17, 2014 06:39
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The best thing about Stardust was that Cody completely changed his move set and in-ring mannerisms for it. He is great.
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Jun 17, 2014 06:40
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I wanna get the Reigns tune as my ringtone/alarm. That'll wake you up. (I would get it now but I'd rather not the NATO alphabet at the start.)
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Jun 17, 2014 06:40
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Dimebags Brain posted:The best thing about Stardust was that Cody completely changed his move set and in-ring mannerisms for it. He is great. Seriously that was loving incredible to the point of almost being vaguely disturbing. Is that what the Keiji Mutoh/Great Muta thing is like?
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Jun 17, 2014 06:41
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SamuraiFoochs posted:I deserve that. I didn't mean to say it would never happen anyway, just that it happening withing the next year or even two seems really unlikely to me. It was the fact that you would feel concern for Roman's continued use of Shield music/tacticool gear/crowd entrance possibly hurting the pop (by implication because the reunion MUST be happening soon enough for that to matter or soon enough that Roman's character/entrance couldn't change before then) that struck me as denial, not that you think they will one day reunite. But like I said, it's just because you love them so much. I'll certainly never stop hoping that CM Punk will come back.
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Jun 17, 2014 06:44
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Dimebags Brain posted:The best thing about Stardust was that Cody completely changed his move set and in-ring mannerisms for it. He is great. Yeah my girlfriend was like "he's acting SO WEIRD"(in a good way) and I told her to load up the Network and check out 1996 Goldust.
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Jun 17, 2014 06:45
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Sanguinia posted:I didn't mean to say it would never happen anyway, just that it happening withing the next year or even two seems really unlikely to me. I get it, I'm being dumb.  Was more referring to Mob's post, yours less so.Anyway rather than metaposting and poo poo let's talk more about how bizarre that Raw was in the sense that it had some of the worst poo poo ever in a dude getting inserted into a battle royal via projectile vomiting and some of the best poo poo in years like Stardust and a de facto "How It Should've Ended" for the Royal Rumble this year. I can't remember the last time I got this much whiplash from the quality of a Raw. Oh apparently Mob wasn't giving me poo poo and that was an unironic post in which case 
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Jun 17, 2014 06:54
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Mob posted:Yeah my girlfriend was like "he's acting SO WEIRD"(in a good way) and I told her to load up the Network and check out 1996 Goldust. Dusty was right. "Man, I raised some weeeeeird kids."
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Jun 17, 2014 06:57
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SamuraiFoochs posted:I get it, I'm being dumb. Not that I found the vomiting stuff to be a great concept or anything, but I do like that they let Roman get ahead by using his brains and charm instead of just PUNCH EVERYTHING. The idea that he has to play smart despite being the physically dominate guy without his team behind him adds layers to his character. Him getting one over on ALL the hell authority figures at the same time and charming the pants off them so they have no idea what happened is pretty great. He's like HBK and Stone Cold all in one.
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Jun 17, 2014 06:57
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Next week: the team of Stardust and Dustin Rhodes!
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Jun 17, 2014 06:58
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Teddybear posted:Next week: the team of Stardust and Dustin Rhodes! No, next week Goldust is possessed by the spirit of Seven and Stardust is forced to defeat him. Naturally the possession was brought about by an arcane ritual peformed by Bray Wyatt and is all part of Kane's plan to defeat the Undertaker.
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Jun 17, 2014 07:01
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Dimebags Brain posted:The best thing about Stardust was that Cody completely changed his move set and in-ring mannerisms for it. He is great. I loved when he went up for what was going to be the springboard drop kick and then suddenly: springboard bionic elbow. The new finisher is interesting too.
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Jun 17, 2014 07:04
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Kane's plan should just be to get Brock Lesnar.
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That was a serious post by the way, someone with more knowledge of puro help me out. Assuming it sticks, would a good analogy for Cody/Stardust be Mutoh/Great Muta in the sense that I'm gonna assume commentary will continue to say they're the same person but at the same time they act/wrestle totally differently?
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Jun 17, 2014 07:09
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SamuraiFoochs posted:That was a serious post by the way, someone with more knowledge of puro help me out. Assuming it sticks, would a good analogy for Cody/Stardust be Mutoh/Great Muta in the sense that I'm gonna assume commentary will continue to say they're the same person but at the same time they act/wrestle totally differently? ... Oh man, if Cody stayed Cody in singles matches, but went full Stardust with Goldust... That would be amazing.
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Jay 2K Winger posted:Dusty was right. "Man, I raised some weeeeeird kids." I'm hoping this whole situation escalates until we have Dusty coming out as Moondust.
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