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They make what basically amounts to pantiliners for men who leak piss now. They just changed it to a manly-man name like "shields" instead and pretended it was something completely different.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 19:09 |
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use a magnifying glass to harness the power of the sun and evaporate those last few piss drops need to focus it real good on the piss hole (i really wanted to call it a japs eye there but not racist so I didn't)
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 19:13 |
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Kimmalah posted:They make what basically amounts to pantiliners for men who leak piss now. They just changed it to a manly-man name like "shields" instead and pretended it was something completely different. are they built for the ample gentleman goon?
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 19:18 |
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porkchop_express posted:are they built for the ample gentleman goon? No, the ample gentleman goon has no idea what's going on down there anymore due to fog of war, so it's not a factor.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 19:32 |
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AceClown posted:use a magnifying glass to harness the power of the sun and evaporate those last few piss drops using the power of the sun to dry my piss soaked balls? truly man has become the master of all he surveys
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 19:54 |
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the deep sea is the last frontier, hard to dry your balls 1000 meters underwater
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 20:01 |
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you irl posted:the deep sea is the last frontier, hard to dry your balls 1000 meters underwater i will find the ancient creature, leviathan, and learn from it the mysteries of the deep and how to keep my balls dry
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 20:06 |
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porkchop_express posted:are they built for the ample gentleman goon? No idea since I'm going strictly off commercials. The guy advertising it was kind of fat so maybe?
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 21:07 |
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Real talk: Pee sitting down.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 21:23 |
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Realer Talk, just do a courtesy pee. It's nicer, smells better, is better for the environment, and will get you closer to your fellow man.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 21:31 |
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redshirt posted:Real talk: Pee sitting down. i did this. do i need to get an abortion now or will the morning after pill be sufficient?
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 22:30 |
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porkchop_express posted:i did this. do i need to get an abortion now or will the morning after pill be sufficient? Let go of old stereotypes. In your own house or that of a trusted bathroom, sitting down to pee is where's it at. For many reasons: 1. More comfortable - who doesn't enjoy sitting? 2. Less messy - no spray or splash! 3. Get in more reading time 4. Easier finish - shake directly in the bowl rather than all over the bathroom and your legs.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 22:33 |
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redshirt posted:Let go of old stereotypes. if you have to sit down with a book to avoid fatigue and spraying urine all over yourself maybe you should see a doctor
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 22:38 |
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you irl posted:if you have to sit down with a book to avoid fatigue and spraying urine all over yourself maybe you should see a doctor Maybe you should just pee in your pee ditch outside like an animal. I prefer high society.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 22:40 |
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redshirt posted:Maybe you should just pee in your pee ditch outside like an animal. uh its called a pee trough
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 22:44 |
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you irl posted:uh its called a pee trough i am concerned about mixing up the pee trough with my feed trough so this may be problematic
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 22:50 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:Just climb the wall and get your junk right under the hand dryer.
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