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you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Chris Awful posted:

If you wear briefs/boxerbriefs, you don't have to be OCD about a few drops which will dry up within 15 minutes. Stop being a bitch about a few drops of urine.

this, but with your bladder's entire contents

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you irl
Jan 22, 2014
i shake around like an epileptic, spraying urine all over the bathroom

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
the deep sea is the last frontier, hard to dry your balls 1000 meters underwater

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

redshirt posted:

Let go of old stereotypes.

In your own house or that of a trusted bathroom, sitting down to pee is where's it at. For many reasons:

1. More comfortable - who doesn't enjoy sitting?
2. Less messy - no spray or splash!
3. Get in more reading time
4. Easier finish - shake directly in the bowl rather than all over the bathroom and your legs.

if you have to sit down with a book to avoid fatigue and spraying urine all over yourself maybe you should see a doctor

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

redshirt posted:

Maybe you should just pee in your pee ditch outside like an animal.

I prefer high society.

uh its called a pee trough :rolleyes:

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