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Why shouldn't I drink all day?
Think of the children
Your liver
Waste of money
Shouldn't you be working?
Goku would not approve
Jesus
Those fuckheads in AA
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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
It's gorgeous out.

I've got the means.

I've got no responsibilities.

Give me one or two good reasons not to drink all day.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

gently caress the ROW posted:

If it keeps you from posting, I say follow your dreams OP!!

It probably will. Good point, gently caress the ROW.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

jackyl posted:

drink all day when it's nice outside and hang out in the sum playing golf or w/e

it's good times

I got three pars this weekend. Best 18 holes I've played.

My short game is gold. Still have much work on my long game.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
OK you've convinced me.

I'm drinking all day.

Cheers!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Benedick Cuckold posted:

Why would you waste a perfectly good opportunity to drunkpost?

I've got to tour the grounds. Drunkposting later.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

embykins posted:

because beer burps are repulsive

beer is for sucks.

#TEAMVODKA

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I spent the entire day yesterday drinking & then I gave myself a haircut & it turned out really cute & I painted a painting & it was really cute & then I had some really rough sex. It was basically the perfect day & I don't think it would have happened without booze. Drink all day everyday, there is literally no downside.

#HOT

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

dad gay. so what posted:

Dirnk cum all days. Make a cum baby. Kill.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Gaz2k21 posted:

I look forward to drinking all day, but for the time being I'm on a diet.

Festival in 3 weeks though and you can bet your rear end I'll be doing warm Kagerbombs at 8am.....

Vodka is carb and gluten free and low in calories!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Take this depressing alcohol talk to the alcoholics thread.

This thread is for fun time summer day drinking.


Speaking of alcoholics, is Roboshit dead?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Cucking Mama posted:

life is a nightmare since I began using heroin recreationally on the rec of a fellow goon

Switch to meth.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Cucking Mama posted:

why the gently caress would I do that you idiot I'm trying to clean up my act

It's a reverse gateway drug. You step down from heroin to meth, then to coke, then to adderal, then you're clean.

Godspeed, junky.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

roboshit posted:

Alcohol only makes you fat if you let it. Try drinking vodka, only 60 calories per shot and no carbs. I drink vodka all the time and I have a sexy bod.

The alcoholic psycho's speaking the truth here folks.

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