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After you jerk off or whatever do you eat your own cum? A friend told me the other day that he does and I can't really look at him the same way anymore. He said he just slurps it off his hand and I kind of pried a little and he doesn't do it because it turns him on to do it or anything, he claims that its the easiest way to clean it up and he digs the taste. I think that is hosed though maybe I'm a prude. Does anyone do this?
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Jun 17, 2014 23:09
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Kazvall posted:Like any sane adult male, I've only tasted my cum once. That was enough to decide: Never Again. The taste simply lingers for too long. How do you ladies do it? Is it hard wired to enjoy the taste of a man's cum? Is this why I love pussy juice so much? I can't bring myself to do it
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Jun 17, 2014 23:57
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So no one will admit to doing this regularly? My pal seems to think its normal and that a lot of people do it but don't own up to it
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Jun 18, 2014 00:07
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SplitSoul posted:realtalk: you're an abject coward and less of a man if you've never once tasted your own cum, either from mere curiousity or kissing someone who's just swallowed your entire load (you do this every time or the same applies). you don't have to snowball, shotgun, gargle or blow bubbles with that poo poo or whatever if you don't like it, but it's just common loving courtesy to kiss someone whose face you pumped your rancid chlorinated snot/eggnog amalgam into. I've kissed girls after they blew me and it doesn't bug me because I'm not a huge baby but its a little different. He prefers to eat it instead of just getting a Kleenex or a face towel or something and I think that's weird maybe a little gay
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Jun 18, 2014 00:47
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turdriver posted:i just let the cum stalactites build up under my desk don't masturbate at work bro its unprofessional
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Jun 18, 2014 00:52
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he's gay isn't he or at least sort of gay
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Jun 18, 2014 00:59
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I don't really know any gays so I can't bounce this poo poo off them but I'm going to have to assume that steve is gay
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Jun 18, 2014 01:04
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you irl posted:it's weird that he eats his cum, but it's way weirder that he told you he eats his cum it was brought up totally casually too. I was just telling him about how no one uses the face towels you get in your room at camp because everyone beats off into them and he was like 'just slurp it off your hand bro'
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Jun 18, 2014 01:10
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indigi posted:ow old are you I am 28 years old
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Jun 18, 2014 01:26
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indigi posted:what camp are you at I work up north and live in the accommodations provided for weeks at a time. No one uses the face towels in the rooms because it is commonly understood that everyone jerks off into them. It is true because I do too and I'm not going to wipe my face with a towel hundreds of guys have jerked off into no matter how industrial strength their washing machines are
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Jun 18, 2014 01:31
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Alucard posted:By that same logic, wouldn't you also not want your dick to be all up in a towel that's covered in dude's seed? You're basically getting sloppy seconds from your towel. You should jack off into something new, like the carpet. this is a good point i'm totally going to ignore this logic though and carry on with not eating my cum
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Jun 18, 2014 01:37
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you irl posted:also my wife loves the taste of her own pussy and forcibly makes out with me after i go down on her that's awesome because in my experience most women don't and prefer not to suck a dick that's just been up there right away
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Jun 18, 2014 02:44
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HollisBrown posted:When I jerk off tonight, to my increasingly deranged choice in porn, I'm gonna use some tips from this thread. eat your cum and post about it
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Jun 18, 2014 03:33
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HollisBrown posted:When I jerk off tonight, to my increasingly deranged choice in porn, I'm gonna use some tips from this thread. I just want to make sure we're clear here
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Jun 18, 2014 03:41
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HollisBrown posted:So I fired a fine extreme anal pornographic film and digitally stimulated myself to completion. I chickened out though, I'll try again tomorrow. bad form hollis. bad form
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Jun 18, 2014 04:22
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a hole-y ghost posted:1080 aerial, 360 ollie, land in butthole that's someone's daughter
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Jun 18, 2014 04:54
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Ilikedirt posted:youre semiseriousposting makescme uncomfortable and icky feeling kinda the same way as my bf leslies does she is obsessed with sex which is healthy don't shame
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Jun 18, 2014 05:00
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Trixie Hardcore posted:YES finally someone understands me I totally understand. If left to my own devices I like to orgasm four or five times a day
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Jun 18, 2014 06:10
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David Copperfield posted:Sometimes your body can be so hosed up that you can retrograde ejaculate backwards into your bladder. Hope this helps As a father of three children, two of which were accidental, why couldnt i be blessed with this condition?
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Jun 18, 2014 06:35
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The Whole Internet posted:I eat my own cum after I finish. If the OP was looking for another person that does that, here's one right here. Why do you do it
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Jun 18, 2014 07:53
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utterlycorrupt posted:i just blow it on the floor and let the dog clean it up, seems the easiest way...and no, i don't actually use the dog itself for masturbation purposes, i'm not a loving barbarian, but if he doesn't know any better than to lick loads off the floor he has any and all loss of dignity, ahem, coming... This is a decent idea. 'Who's a good boy?'
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Jun 18, 2014 18:00
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 First day back. Rockin' the hand towels so many hundreds of men have already jerked off into
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Jun 19, 2014 02:38
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These babies would light up like a Christmas tree
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Jun 19, 2014 02:41
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you irl posted:i assume it's stiff in that position and if you crack it a fine white dust cloud will emerge An effluvium of stale newfie semen and shame is released if you don't get a fresh one. I vet my laundry people thoroughly and make sure to screen the towels
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Jun 19, 2014 02:56
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vyst posted:I just masturbated into a sock. It was pretty clean Teenage classic. Bonus points if you just chuck it in the dirty clothes hamper as usual and your mom washes it
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Jun 19, 2014 04:52
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Maoist Pussy posted:When I was in junior high there was a kid in my town who came back every summer from a fancy boarding school and he was sexually advanced. One summer he had a bunch of kids gathered and he was like "Girls should swallow, but boys should be willing to taste their own come so they know what the girls are dealing with." And it made sense to a bunch of 15 year olds, and lots of people in my little town had oral sex that summer because of Junior High Sex Jesus from the World Beyond The Freeway. So, eating my own come is something that goes way back for me. I feel like you have really opened yourself with this post and I'd like to thank you but do you still do it?
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Jun 20, 2014 01:13
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