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Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
What any well-adjusted adult would do: store it in an ever-filling vase.

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Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

mookface posted:

I work up north and live in the accommodations provided for weeks at a time. No one uses the face towels in the rooms because it is commonly understood that everyone jerks off into them. It is true because I do too and I'm not going to wipe my face with a towel hundreds of guys have jerked off into no matter how industrial strength their washing machines are

By that same logic, wouldn't you also not want your dick to be all up in a towel that's covered in dude's seed? You're basically getting sloppy seconds from your towel. You should jack off into something new, like the carpet.

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